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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by kickstand, Aug 8, 2010.

  1. kickstand

    kickstand Turbo Monkey

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    Tire drifted up off the top of the berm, balls smashed into a rock/root....anyone consider wearing a cup?


     
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  2. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    Duct tape.
     
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  3. wyatt79m

    wyatt79m Chimp

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    ouch !
     
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  4. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    i smashed my dick on my saddle after shorting a ~15' step down a few weeks back. still no desire to wear a cup. also my junk is still fully functional.
     
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  5. kickstand

    kickstand Turbo Monkey

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    as is mine, my wonderful girlfriend made sure of that :thumb:
     
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  6. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    fvcking cock & ball thread....
     
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  7. badphish

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  8. AdrenalinPimp

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    When it happens i try to turn my shoulders and roll on my back instead of smashing my balls , superman style.
     
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  9. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    What I still hate more than ball-smashing disasters is trying a steep, near-vertical rock hop-up/climb, only to not make it, fall backwards, have your rear wheel hit the ground and have your body come down at just the right angle so the nose of your saddle meets your azzhole, with the full weight of your body forcing it deeper and deeper in what looks like a scene from an amateur, prison-themed porno.


    Makes me cringe at my desk just thinking about it.
     
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  10. TheTruth

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    Damn you WTB devo! Damn you!
     
  11. rockofullr

    rockofullr confused

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    OK so anyone know of combo cock and a$$ protectors? Apparently some people around here need them.
     
  12. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    Google image search, I love you but my employer sure doesn't. So much NSFW worth posting... :rofl:

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    lol
     
  13. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    daydreaming again?
     
  14. lovebunny

    lovebunny can i lick your balls?

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    a few years ago i was messing around on my ht and somehow ended up getting my cock and balls jammed in between my tire and seat tube. twas not fun
     
  15. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    More like reminiscing.