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jonKranked

Press Button, Receive Stupid
Nov 10, 2005
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i smashed my dick on my saddle after shorting a ~15' step down a few weeks back. still no desire to wear a cup. also my junk is still fully functional.
 
Aug 31, 2005
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When it happens i try to turn my shoulders and roll on my back instead of smashing my balls , superman style.
 

CrabJoe StretchPants

Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick
Nov 30, 2003
11,833
660
Groton, MA
What I still hate more than ball-smashing disasters is trying a steep, near-vertical rock hop-up/climb, only to not make it, fall backwards, have your rear wheel hit the ground and have your body come down at just the right angle so the nose of your saddle meets your azzhole, with the full weight of your body forcing it deeper and deeper in what looks like a scene from an amateur, prison-themed porno.


Makes me cringe at my desk just thinking about it.
 

TheTruth

Turbo Monkey
Jun 15, 2009
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I'm waving. Can you see me now?
What I still hate more than ball-smashing disasters is trying a steep, near-vertical rock hop-up/climb, only to not make it, fall backwards, have your rear wheel hit the ground and have your body come down at just the right angle so the nose of your saddle meets your azzhole, with the full weight of your body forcing it deeper and deeper in what looks like a scene from an amateur, prison-themed porno.


Makes me cringe at my desk just thinking about it.
Damn you WTB devo! Damn you!
 

stevew

unique white person
Sep 21, 2001
34,099
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What I still hate more than ball-smashing disasters is trying a steep, near-vertical rock hop-up/climb, only to not make it, fall backwards, have your rear wheel hit the ground and have your body come down at just the right angle so the nose of your saddle meets your azzhole, with the full weight of your body forcing it deeper and deeper in what looks like a scene from an amateur, prison-themed porno.
daydreaming again?