i smashed my dick on my saddle after shorting a ~15' step down a few weeks back. still no desire to wear a cup. also my junk is still fully functional.
What I still hate more than ball-smashing disasters is trying a steep, near-vertical rock hop-up/climb, only to not make it, fall backwards, have your rear wheel hit the ground and have your body come down at just the right angle so the nose of your saddle meets your azzhole, with the full weight of your body forcing it deeper and deeper in what looks like a scene from an amateur, prison-themed porno.
Makes me cringe at my desk just thinking about it.
What I still hate more than ball-smashing disasters is trying a steep, near-vertical rock hop-up/climb, only to not make it, fall backwards, have your rear wheel hit the ground and have your body come down at just the right angle so the nose of your saddle meets your azzhole, with the full weight of your body forcing it deeper and deeper in what looks like a scene from an amateur, prison-themed porno.
Makes me cringe at my desk just thinking about it.
What I still hate more than ball-smashing disasters is trying a steep, near-vertical rock hop-up/climb, only to not make it, fall backwards, have your rear wheel hit the ground and have your body come down at just the right angle so the nose of your saddle meets your azzhole, with the full weight of your body forcing it deeper and deeper in what looks like a scene from an amateur, prison-themed porno.
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