...fake drunks. I had an encounter with one tonight. I played a few rounds of Beireut (sp?) and was feeling prety good (wasnt very drunk. I went over to the keg a few moments later and got a drink for myself and my woman. The kid who was hosting the party (in which I am not fond of) told me I was too drunk. This kid had only had a few beers and was acting totaly sloshed; got all up in my face after I told him to stop faking. He violently told me i couldent drink any more beer which he didnt buy and in fact i had paid for some of it. I asked if he was stepping; he replied, "ya, what are you going to do about it". The devil on my shoulder said "you don't like this kid go for it". I respectfully backed down because this kid is a bit larger than I. Fast Foward... I continued drinking and the kid came back to fight with another preppy ass poped collar type kid (kid B). The kid decided to throw a punch (pretending to be a violant drunk). I now had to fight back because I'm not the pacifist type. My friend saw this all happn through out the night and came to my aid. Long story short My friend and I won the fight that could have been avoided. MORLE: If you fake drunk you get your azz kicked.