[stevew]

65 cases of pappy van winkle 20 year bourbon stolen...

 

[JohnE]

I believe that should be "I have an alibi." This, along with your failure to use the upper case i in the thread title is incriminating. Your possibly intentional misuse of proper grammar makes you a prime suspect in my eyes.

 

[DaveW]

For the right price I can provide testimony in your favour sir.......

 

[Quo Fan]

He's military, you won't even need the good stuff to bribe him.

 

[Pesqueeb]

You are able to prove an alibi which could not be shaken..

LOL, wut?

 

[ICEBALL585]

LOL, wut?

Spambots ain't good at no English

 

[jonKranked]

"You have to wonder what's going to happen to the 195 stolen bottles," said Kit Codik, CEO of the all-things cocktail website Liquor.com. "It's like when a van Gogh goes missing: Where does that rare piece of art end up? I have no idea."

where's it going to go? really? whomever took it knew what they were taking. and will probably be drinking well for a loooooooooooooong time

 

[jimmydean]

where's it going to go? really? whomever took it knew what they were taking. and will probably be drinking well for a few good weekends

ftfy.



If I could drink a stolen painting...

 

[jonKranked]

ftfy.



If I could drink a stolen painting...

amateur. you roll a painting up and smoke it.