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I have a crush on the Progressive insurance girl

mandown

Poopdeck Repost
Jun 1, 2004
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umm, i said i was going to get her to the dungeon, that is all i'm claiming.
and yes, i am aware she's got a dude, which is why i posted:
Stephanie Courtney, she will be mine...

...oh, no she won't
Story says she's got a rock on her finger
y'all need to pay attention, i'm crafty, but i try to dumb it down for y'all.

regardless, i'll get her on my special coffee table of fun.
 

Kanye West

220# bag of hacktastic
Aug 31, 2006
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Why the hell would you let a pesky little detail such as a "husband" stand in your way? Sure hasn't stopped me in the past.
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
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Rachel Ray is a demon spawn. I would cut off my wedding tackle and dump gasoline on the wound before I'd let her near me.
 

TheTruth

Turbo Monkey
Jun 15, 2009
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I'm waving. Can you see me now?
I would feel like such an idiot if somebody digitally enhanced kari byron's body to make it look that good. When I take her home from our date, and none of those features are present, the lab coat goes back on.
 
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