Ive had bear chili. stringy & greasy but could have been the cut or the cook or both.Sure you can. I've even heard some people claim it doesn't suck. I'm skeptical, though...
I have a paintball gun for bears.............
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It can taste good, or very bad. Much like my experience with whale.
You'll either love it, or hate it, or think it's meh. -Mitch
Sure you can. I've even heard some people claim it doesn't suck. I'm skeptical, though...
I've eaten bear a number of times. Never once have I thought "Can't wait to have that again!". 5-6/10. Solid Meh.
@kidwoo looks like ya'll been busy with the snack thieves again.
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Bear Family Breaks Into Home And Cub Parkours Down The Staircase
Don't worry -- the mama and her young were safely escorted out of the Lake Tahoe home by the BEAR League, a local group that helps bears in sticky situations.
I had to pop a pair of cubs in the butt like 3 times last night. I don't usually have to actually shoot them, the noise and shooting near them is usually enough. Little guys gave zero fucks. Not a good sign. I have a polka dot rear fence now.
Tis the season. It cooled off and they're going nuts in the neighborhoods.
Tis the season. It cooled off and they're going nuts in the neighborhoods.
Oh look. More people who have no idea how bears work.
What part about not wanting to shoot at them did you not read?
JBP: The point of the paintball gun is to get them afraid of humans, and houses. Because if that doesn't happen they start breaking INTO houses. Once that happens, fish and game come over and KILL them. This dipshit that lives across the street from me has already been responsible for one bear death since I've lived in this neighborhood. Because she's a moron and would actually leave food out for them. Then exactly the scenario I describe happened.
Like I said, the point is not to shoot bears with a paintball gun. It's to save their lives. I've lived with bears for 20 years. I'm familiar with the system. For fucks sake, this place regularly makes national news with bear activity. I live here partly because I like nature, not shooting at it.
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What if the bear was wearing a Fanny pack, you'd want to shoot it then wouldn't you?
Sorry, didn't remember the start of the topic...
Fat bear is fat.
The cops prolly gonna get fired for not shooting the black on sight tho........
That bear didn't get fat in rugged places. That there is truly an 'Merican Bear. I assume he hopped on a mobility scooter for the get away.
And stopped by Walgreen's to get his diabetes medication.
Yep. That's my neighborhood again. Our local sherfs dun found them a national audience. I had to chase a family of 3 off my truck 2 days ago.
not that species
enduro species
an organism with no ecological function whatsoever besides iridium pit viper augmentation
a nuisance species if you will, ripe for extermination
enduro species
an organism with no ecological function whatsoever besides iridium pit viper augmentation
a nuisance species if you will, ripe for extermination
We have bears at the camp. Clang a pot and a pan and they will runoff. It's the raccoons who ride in at night and just say fuck you. We are coming in and eating your food, your garbage, and terrorizing your pets.
We talking polar bears...
One "man's" blubber is another "man's" snack
One "man's" blubber is another "man's" snack
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Wasted bear is wasted.
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High on 'mad honey', disoriented bear cub rescued in northwest Turkey
A disoriented brown bear cub, believed to have been intoxicated after eating an excessive amount of "mad honey", was rescued in northwestern Turkey's Duzce province on Thursday.
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*furiously searchess "mad honey"*
Couldn't work the door handles to get out 
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WATCH: Bear dangles from window of Colorado home
A neighbor got video of a cinnamon-colored bear trying to escape a Steamboat Springs home on Wednesday afternoon.
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Couldn't work the door handles to get out
WATCH: Bear dangles from window of Colorado home
A neighbor got video of a cinnamon-colored bear trying to escape a Steamboat Springs home on Wednesday afternoon.
Must have gotten caught chasing that O.P.P.
We bearly knew him.
The TN time line kind of goes
Fun hippy couple with Laura->Radio Silence->I ruined my marriage and life as an alcoholic but I am good now -> Moved to CO ->Radio Silence
Hopefully not a cycle.
Black bears without cubs I can deal with. momma with a cub or two will kill you if you get in the middle
I was fly fishing on the Snake in Grand Teton when I heard something really large behind me in the thicket. Never pulled out bear spray so damn fast in my life and quickly got my ass out of dodge. two days later on Jackson lake I was waist deep fly fishing when over a PA from the road I hear "fisherman: bear with cubs on trail between you and us" Again bearspray out safety off, shorts about to be dirty and I watched the momma griz and two cubs cruise by on the shore line.
I'll take black bears any day
I was fly fishing on the Snake in Grand Teton when I heard something really large behind me in the thicket. Never pulled out bear spray so damn fast in my life and quickly got my ass out of dodge. two days later on Jackson lake I was waist deep fly fishing when over a PA from the road I hear "fisherman: bear with cubs on trail between you and us" Again bearspray out safety off, shorts about to be dirty and I watched the momma griz and two cubs cruise by on the shore line.
I'll take black bears any day