Not sure what I have to worry about over here?
I dunno..... socialists????
I have a paintball gun for bears.............
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I dunno..... socialists????
hella jelly
who was that wilderness nut motherfucker who got a statue built of him when he died that was a frothing idiot with regards to mountainbikes?
there's a hilarious pic out there of the guys who started evergreen all standing around that statue grinning?
edit: harvey manning
the michael vandeman of the PNW
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the natives
I signed up with them last week
we killin whitey
changleen will be your warning
I thought you were just a socially awkward limey? (pardon the redundancy)
If not, who's got dibs on changleen?
The stats suggest you should worry more about these two assholes:
and
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via: https://en.wikivoyage.org/wiki/Dangerous_animals
More people are killed by large herbivores than by predators.
In North America, moose attack more people than bears and wolves combined.
Worldwide, hippos injure more people than any other animal, and moose rank second.
I've seen moose twice, and one of the times a big male chased us. Had to retreat into a stand of small closely growing trees he couldn't follow into. If they were any dumber they'd wear MAGA hats.
the ones in driggs do
Passed another rider wearing one of these. Overlanding for bikers ?
Rack Pack or Manzier?
I recently had a Spider in my tent. I am pretty sure it was a black widow. I panicked and smooshed it with my flashlight. The next day when I woke up my friend Jamie's kid made fun of me for screaming so loud. He is 11 and I hate him. I regretted letting him sleep in my tent when it started raining. I falsely accused him of masturbating for not laughing at my jokes. I put raisins in his oatmeal in the morning because he said he hates them. I gave him the cold pancakes with no butter and mrs butterworths syrup instead of the real stuff like his friends. Only he complained about the Spam. I cut his extra thick.
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read your published diary.........
literally any format that is more of this
I'll pay a membership fee.
Alex... Is this you? Your Mom said she isn't going to forward your allowance to me. I am sorry for accusing you of masturbating. Really, I am... Please tell your Mom I said I was sorry.
i wanted to give this guy a pass for riding a hardtail with straightbars....but then i spied with my little eye the neck tattoo....punch pad
that's the walking version of the tramp stamper
I guess you weren't in the area back when most of the joint was like this.
This fucker had an army of intolerant uppitys worshiping him
Tale #12: When Hikers Ruled the Trails by Paul Andrews
Back in the early 1990s at the dawn of PNW mtb, only three trails were open to mountain biking on Tiger Mountain—and even then for only half the year. You read that right. You could ride on Iverson, Preston and NW Timber from April 15 to October 15. Otherwise nada. Even this limited window was...
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That's why the state dnr land got built out.
I guess you weren't in the area back when most of the joint was like this.
This fucker had an army of intolerant uppitys worshiping him
Tale #12: When Hikers Ruled the Trails by Paul Andrews
Back in the early 1990s at the dawn of PNW mtb, only three trails were open to mountain biking on Tiger Mountain—and even then for only half the year. You read that right. You could ride on Iverson, Preston and NW Timber from April 15 to October 15. Otherwise nada. Even this limited window was...
That's why the state dnr land got built out.
I could be living underneath a rock but that all seems.to be in the past. Also at this point I think most people are fairly happy to see other users as the increased number of eyeballs reduces the chance of getting shanked by a meth head in the parking lot.
Good. As much as I hate the imba gentrified shit evergreen has built so much of, they were a huge part in getting mountainbikers out and visible by getting more family friendly stuff on the ground. I'm glad it is, but not just because that hiker zealot population somehow came to their senses or anything. Similar to here everyone who hikes just knows a mountainbiker now and isn't fed the late 90s/early 2000s bs of how a mountainbike is going to end nature. I give credit to evergreen there, especially being neighbors with that asshole.
But yeah, I've had bitchy hikers lecturing me on the 90 corridor, not in the last 5-7 years but also not too too long ago.
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Only time I've run into that was when I was living in Southern Germany for a while, and then lol here in NZ on a famous MTB track BY a German tourist!!!!!!!
You're familiar with sethimus right?
They learn in grade school about their superiority.
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bears fucking around and finding out in asheville
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WLOS on Instagram: "Just a reminder: we’re still in the mountains, even in downtown Asheville! Viewer Michele McCausland captured this video of a mama & (we’re guessing) her FOUR cubs trotting down Rankin Avenue last night. REMINDER: Never try to approach bears. Back away & don’t provoke them."
66K likes, 1,683 comments - wlos_13 on October 19, 2023: "Just a reminder: we’re still in the mountains, even in downtown Asheville! Viewer Michele McCausland captured this video of a mama & (we’re guessing) her FOUR cubs trotting down Rankin Avenue last night. REMINDER: Never try to approach...
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So Assville is now Gatlinburg huh ?bears fucking around and finding out in asheville
WLOS on Instagram: "Just a reminder: we’re still in the mountains, even in downtown Asheville! Viewer Michele McCausland captured this video of a mama & (we’re guessing) her FOUR cubs trotting down Rankin Avenue last night. REMINDER: Never try to approach bears. Back away & don’t provoke them."
66K likes, 1,683 comments - wlos_13 on October 19, 2023: "Just a reminder: we’re still in the mountains, even in downtown Asheville! Viewer Michele McCausland captured this video of a mama & (we’re guessing) her FOUR cubs trotting down Rankin Avenue last night. REMINDER: Never try to approach...
never been to gatlinburg...
Aaaand the 1st reply to the bear post is mind buggeringly stupid.
You'll have to excuse me for a bit I'm having a "I hate humanity" moment.
You'll have to excuse me for a bit I'm having a "I hate humanity" moment.
can some of you east coasters summon the bear whisperer?
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I will just go ahead and assume this thread ran twink jokes and bear memes into the ground on page 1...
So they’re looking for a bear wrestler who can pass a drug test ? Good luck with that search.can some of you east coasters summon the bear whisperer?
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This position is a Grizzly Bear Conflict Manager (Grizzly Bear Conflict Manager), GS- 0486-12 for the R6-Grizzly Bear Recovery Coordinator. <strong>Duty location is negotiable after selection, but must be located within 100 miles of Missoula, Bozeman, or Kalispell in Montana, United...www.usajobs.gov
wedding....dinner is served
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Inside History on Instagram: "A sacrifice must be made Typically, a bear mauling a moose calf isn’t on the mood board. But, at a ceremony in Glacier National Park, that’s exactly what interrupted one couple’s vows Like our content? Follow @insidehistory (Via: @filmsbystanton)"
2M likes, 22K comments - insidehistory on November 14, 2023: "A sacrifice must be made Typically, a bear mauling a moose calf isn’t on the mood board. But, at a ceremony in Glacier National Park, that’s exactly what interrupted one couple’s vows Like our content? Follow @insidehistory (Via...
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@Jm_
take that
I want my money back, my wedding is ruined!
take that
I watched 5 seasons of yellowstone and that is NOT part of the montana experience™!wedding....dinner is served
Inside History on Instagram: "A sacrifice must be made Typically, a bear mauling a moose calf isn’t on the mood board. But, at a ceremony in Glacier National Park, that’s exactly what interrupted one couple’s vows Like our content? Follow @insidehistory (Via: @filmsbystanton)"
2M likes, 22K comments - insidehistory on November 14, 2023: "A sacrifice must be made Typically, a bear mauling a moose calf isn’t on the mood board. But, at a ceremony in Glacier National Park, that’s exactly what interrupted one couple’s vows Like our content? Follow @insidehistory (Via...
I want my money back, my wedding is ruined!
roundabout here
bears 1, prius 0
bears 1, prius 0
Must be a weird winter out there, Ive seen more bear encounters on my feeds from friends in the last couple of weeks than I've heard of in a lifetime.
slow start
not much snow and just as many dumbasses leaving food out and dumpsters open
I've had the mountainbiking equivalent to that happen way more at whistler than in any ski season here.
Gotta train these bears to go for the knees....
Chonky.