Vegemite is terrible.
I have a week to devise a booby trap
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Saywhatnow?SkaredShtles said:
Just put a note on your trashcan that says:
"When they asked you in grammer school what you wanted to be when you grow up, is trashman what you wrote down?"
"When they asked you in grammer school what you wanted to be when you grow up, is trashman what you wrote down?"
Its yeast extract. It's what those australians eat. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegemite
That, then the wolvarine pops out when he throws off the lid.Jeremy R said:
Laugh out loud post of the day.Jeremy R said:
You guys are thinking way too much about this fuse thing
Simplicity:
Just duct tape a Hand grenade to the Bottom of the trash can, Tie a String to the The greanades Pin, make string taughnt tie other end to tree.
another idea. putthe trash can down on the ground , and Pour water all around it, several times before they get there , so 1) trash can is frozen to ground , and he has to work to get it free , and 2nd so it is a Huge patch of Ice he is trying to walk/work and and he will slip and fall on his kiester.
Simplicity:
Just duct tape a Hand grenade to the Bottom of the trash can, Tie a String to the The greanades Pin, make string taughnt tie other end to tree.
another idea. putthe trash can down on the ground , and Pour water all around it, several times before they get there , so 1) trash can is frozen to ground , and he has to work to get it free , and 2nd so it is a Huge patch of Ice he is trying to walk/work and and he will slip and fall on his kiester.
give your garbage man a s*it dollar. wipe some s*it on one side of your bill of choice put er crap side down and watch him grab for it...
That Jeremy dude is a funny bahstid, as much as it pains me to admit it.DRB said:
Thats a good idea. Put lots of s*it.greenchris said:
DRB said:
Rarely do I actually laugh out loud while I am on the internet. You, sir, are hilarious.DRB said:
What if he can't read?Jeremy R said:
Use a cheap tape recorder.
Then I would understand why he threw the trashcan.DRB said:
He is a trashman who cannot read.
Further punishment: Not Necessary.
DRB said:
Use pictures! Stick People style, crayons and construction paper
Or you could go buy a bag or two of Quick-rete at Home Depot and pour it into the bottom of your trash cans so that they're incredibly heavy and unbalanced when he picks them up and tries to dump them out.
And to go off of that sh*t idea, you should get some dogsh*t and smear it on the bottom side of the handles to the trashcan so he doesn't notice it's there and goes to grab them and gets it on his hands.
And to go off of that sh*t idea, you should get some dogsh*t and smear it on the bottom side of the handles to the trashcan so he doesn't notice it's there and goes to grab them and gets it on his hands.
you could cover the lid in superglue so hes stuck to it for the rest of the night. That or wait till he comes up and knock him down with a pressure washer. Whatever you do keep us informed!
just hide in the bushes and throw poo at them when they come by.
The Shocker is always the answer.
Just piss in a bucket for a while, include the whole family in the fun. Suspend said bucket above trash can in Rube Goldberg fashion. When it dumps sour urine all over the trashman, run outside and say "Its piss!" Giggle a little and go about your day.
I was laughing so hard..... Whatever you do film it/take pictures and post.
Or you could silently laugh knowing that you are indeed not a trashman....:evil:
Where's the fun in that?GumbaFish said:
I thought the showstopper was? Maybe thats why my girl broke up with me!binary visions said:
gross.binary visions said:
I got it!
You need a rabid midget in a wolvorine costume.
He will jump out and throw clumps of dog poop, while pissing.
Screaming: "You shoulda listened to your guidance counselor!" in french.
edit: It'd be even cooler if it was exploding dog poop.
You need a rabid midget in a wolvorine costume.
He will jump out and throw clumps of dog poop, while pissing.
Screaming: "You shoulda listened to your guidance counselor!" in french.
edit: It'd be even cooler if it was exploding dog poop.
There it is. That should do it.Biscuit said:
^ I don't see any flaws in that plan.
Fill the thing with concrete. If he goes for the shrug hard enough, it should rip off his arms.
The problem with filling it with anything poo related, there's nothing to say that said poo-jectile will end up all over your house and/or person. After all, you are dealing with a garbage man, do you think he's going to be worried about getting dirty???
The problem with filling it with anything poo related, there's nothing to say that said poo-jectile will end up all over your house and/or person. After all, you are dealing with a garbage man, do you think he's going to be worried about getting dirty???
1 Medium powered bb gun, scope... a seat on the roof of your house. As he drives away on the back of the truck... put 5-6 pelletts in his ass.
2 A garbage can full of asbestos powder.
3 Leave a large bag of cheap pot in a baggy near the cans next door... call the cops and tell them you saw the G man selling to some little kids that were walking down the street.
2 A garbage can full of asbestos powder.
3 Leave a large bag of cheap pot in a baggy near the cans next door... call the cops and tell them you saw the G man selling to some little kids that were walking down the street.
Oooooh.....I like #2...
Don't rig up your own can - make sure they think it was one of your neighbors.
It's an acquired taste. I think Vegemite is why the Aussies are so fast. I wish I could get my hands on some more... make myself fast. Plus, I love the stuff.mtnbrider said:
As for your problem, go for the inconspicuous prank -- something that'll make his day utter crap, yet not point directly to you as being the culprit. I think the wolverine idea is gold, do that if you can. If your can get your sprinklers pointed in that direction, maybe turn 'em on when he gets there...
hide in a new trash can with the lid on, then when he goes to pick it up he'll open the lid to see whats so heavy, and either act dead, witha bunch of ketchup on you, or jump out and scare the **** out of him. or.....
hide in the woods and paintball the fvck out of him (thats what we did to this weird guy who kept coming to our mailbox and stealing our mail.)
or.....
get a string of fire crackers with a long fuse and put them beside the trash can, so that when they come just light the fire crackers, and get ready to pee yourself laughing.
hide in the woods and paintball the fvck out of him (thats what we did to this weird guy who kept coming to our mailbox and stealing our mail.)
or.....
get a string of fire crackers with a long fuse and put them beside the trash can, so that when they come just light the fire crackers, and get ready to pee yourself laughing.
..starting with the words: "Hello Trashman. I want to play a game..." I guess he would have has to have seen a english version of Saw, in order for that to work.mtnbrider said:
I like this idea...if you've got a neighbor you don't like, you can kill two birds with one wolverine.OGRipper said:
Did anyone even stop think WHY the garbage man:
A) Threw the first garbage can on the ground really hard;
B) Threw the second one at MMikes garage door;
C) Flipped him off, and
D) Cursed him out (more than likely) in some foreign language?
Perhaps he is just as much of a jackass to the garbage man as he is on here...maybe THAT is why the garbage man did all of the above. Mmaybe MMike deserved it...
A) Threw the first garbage can on the ground really hard;
B) Threw the second one at MMikes garage door;
C) Flipped him off, and
D) Cursed him out (more than likely) in some foreign language?
Perhaps he is just as much of a jackass to the garbage man as he is on here...maybe THAT is why the garbage man did all of the above. Mmaybe MMike deserved it...