[Da Peach]

Uhhhhhhhhh.... what's rule number 4? Or is it against rule number 3 to ask? Oh dammit...

 

[reflux]

Thanks to Biscuit for the link. bizump.

 

[ParanoidAndroid]

Cant believe no one thought of this, If your can's metal, attach a large battery, or a medium sized transformer to it, so when he touches it he gets a nice zap!

 

[BIRDMAN111]

wipe your dirty diapers all over the inside of the trashcan handle, so when he grabs it he will smell like poo the rest of the night.
(not that he already doesnt smell like it)

 

[BIRDMAN111]

Cant believe no one thought of this, If your can's metal, attach a large battery, or a medium sized transformer to it, so when he touches it he gets a nice zap!

im pretty sure his leather gloves may not conduct the electricity

 

[Big_Papa1080]

m18a1. done deal.

 

[V-Dub GTI]

im pretty sure his leather gloves may not conduct the electricity

if you hook up a verry large voltage shock, it will travel through the gloves.

 

[DRB]

excellent bumpage

 

[Kihaji]

Idividually wrap every piece of garbage for the week. Picking up one garbage can is dull, but picking up 1500 individually wrapped pieces of trash is infuriating. For added effect, you can bury a wolverine in the pile.

 

[FlipSide]

Doood, I had the exact same thing happen. I had the angriest trash man on the face of the planet. Same thing, he would pick the barrel up over his head and hurl it at my garage door. I had to put a metal plate under the trash barrel to keep the wheels from falling off. After weeks of this, I finally devised a plan. I put a 4x8 sheet of plywood in my front yard that read as follows.

TRASH MAN - I SEE YOUR ANGRY. PLEASE DO NOT TAKE YOUR FRUSTRATIONS OUT ON MY PROPERTY. THERE ARE CAMERAS AND NEIGHBORS WATCHING AND I HAVE FILED A POLICE REPORT. FURTHERMORE, IT'S NOT MY FAULT THE EXTENT OF YOUR EVOLUTION IS BEING A TRASH MAN MAKING 5 BUCKS AN HOUR. GET A LIFE ASSHOLE.

Oh, if I was at home, I'd post up the pic I have. I eventually did the same thing, called the town, etc. I was going to put a gallon of ammonia and bleach inside the barrel.

The guy is clearly another of those damn french-canadian trashmen...

 

[rideit]

1)Those that live in france

2)Those that don't live in france but cry themselves to sleep every night in north america while massaging some theoretical umbilical cord wondering why mommy left.

.

And those who kick all ass and take names on the DH racing scene.

 

[Adventurous]

For a robonecrobump, not bad Jut. Not bad at all. Provided you were talking about punching MMike in the mouth that is.

 

[kazlx]

Haha niiiiice. 10 year old necrothread bump on first post just to say how you'd punch someone.

 

[jonKranked]

Haha niiiiice. 10 year old necrothread bump on first post just to say how you'd punch someone.

you might not actually be a bad ass if you have to travel through time to do it

 

[kazlx]

Or talk about it on the internet.

 

[jstuhlman]

 

[Westy]

Boobs are a trap, a jiggly irresistible trap.

 

[canadmos]

Boobs are a trap, a jiggly irresistible trap.

You say trap as if its a bad thing.

 

[Westy]

You say trap as if its a bad thing.

Good until they become saggy boobs, saggy boobs are sad boobs.

 

[eric strt6]

Good until they become saggy boobs, saggy boobs are sad boobs.

I hear that GFF is an expert at getting those fixed

 

[jimmydean]

Happy Birthday MMike!!!

<edit> It is actually close to his birthday, too.