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I have failed as a man and as a husband.

SkaredShtles

I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!
Sep 21, 2003
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In a van.... down by the river
Vacation? That's no big deal.

Now if she had never seen Caddyshack or The Quest for the Holy Grail a representative would be with you shortly to confiscate your Man Card.
 

MMike

A fowl peckerwood.
Sep 5, 2001
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just sittin' here drinkin' scotch
"Where'd you get the tenement on wheels?"

"It sure is nice, ain't it? Don't you go falling in love with it now, we're taking it with us when we leave here next month."


Christmas Vacation was the best one :thumb:
They had to replace my metal plate with a plastic one. Every time Catherine would rev up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour.
 

stevew

unique white person
Sep 21, 2001
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for your anniversary.....i suggest a nice candle lit dinner and "irreversible"....she'll love it.