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SkaredShtles

Michael Bolton
Sep 21, 2003
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dh girlie said:
Well...we don't like to get too attached to new folks...we've been burned before...we've accepted new people into the fold and then they just disappear without a trace never to be heard from again...it's for our own protection...We get sad and feel abandoned and we have to have group e-hugs and support groups to recover...we just can't set ourselves up for hurt and wear our e hearts on our sleeves, you see...I hope you can understand. :D
Sounds like some sort of RM-cult circle jerk. :think:
 

bluebug32

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Jan 14, 2005
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Floating down the Hudson
dh girlie said:
Well...we don't like to get too attached to new folks...we've been burned before...we've accepted new people into the fold and then they just disappear without a trace never to be heard from again...it's for our own protection...We get sad and feel abandoned and we have to have group e-hugs and support groups to recover...we just can't set ourselves up for hurt and wear our e hearts on our sleeves, you see...I hope you can understand. :D

P.S. I think that the gmail people are more of a cult than the rm people! hahahaha!
But we come bearing love and (sometimes) decent bike advice.

Group hug? :heart:

....anyone??
 

SK6

Turbo Monkey
Jul 10, 2001
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dh girlie said:
Well...we don't like to get too attached to new folks...we've been burned before...we've accepted new people into the fold and then they just disappear without a trace never to be heard from again...it's for our own protection...We get sad and feel abandoned and we have to have group e-hugs and support groups to recover...we just can't set ourselves up for hurt and wear our e hearts on our sleeves, you see...I hope you can understand. :D

P.S. I think that the gmail people are more of a cult than the rm people! hahahaha!
HEY! :mumble: I came back! :mumble:


Just for you! :heart: :sneaky: :love: :devil: ;) :thumb:
 

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
SkaredShtles said:
Next thing you know there will be lamentation threads on the 10-year anniversary of Jerry's death. :rolleyes:
HAHA! The dude I was talking about yesterday...Mike Duffy, the yuppy surfer that lived in Santa Cruz that fished the speedo out of the urinal in the public bafroom...when he heard Jerry died, we were at work...he flipped out...he had to leave for the day...I went outside and saw him standing on this little hill on the lawn in front of the office staring at the sky crying...he had to leave his truck at work and have his hairy legged and hairy armpitted wife pick him up, as he was too distraught to drive. hahaha!
 

SK6

Turbo Monkey
Jul 10, 2001
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dh girlie said:
HAHA! The dude I was talking about yesterday...Mike Duffy, the yuppy surfer that lived in Santa Cruz that fished the speedo out of the urinal in the public bafroom...when he heard Jerry died, we were at work...he flipped out...he had to leave for the day...I went outside and saw him standing on this little hill on the lawn in front of the office staring at the sky crying...he had to leave his truck at work and have his hairy legged and hairy armpitted wife pick him up, as he was too distraught to drive. hahaha!
:think: Wife must have been French.
 

SK6

Turbo Monkey
Jul 10, 2001
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tree huggin hippies :eek:

Run to the Hills!!!!!!!!!


I must apologize for the blatant and obvious Freudian slip. Wait!!! I retract that last statement and take credit for the tactful inclusion of said song title.
 

narlus

Eastcoast Softcore
Staff member
Nov 7, 2001
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sirknight6 said:
:think: Wife must have been French.
i don't know about you, but the french women i've seen (paris, strausbourg, morzine) have generally been to pretty damn high standards. i can make no claims as to where they place their razors, but the clothed versions are a-ok in my book.
 

SkaredShtles

Michael Bolton
Sep 21, 2003
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In a van.... down by the river
dh girlie said:
HAHA! The dude I was talking about yesterday...Mike Duffy, the yuppy surfer that lived in Santa Cruz that fished the speedo out of the urinal in the public bafroom...when he heard Jerry died, we were at work...he flipped out...he had to leave for the day...I went outside and saw him standing on this little hill on the lawn in front of the office staring at the sky crying...he had to leave his truck at work and have his hairy legged and hairy armpitted wife pick him up, as he was too distraught to drive. hahaha!
Goddam worthless Deadhead hippies. :mumble:
 

SkaredShtles

Michael Bolton
Sep 21, 2003
67,378
13,925
In a van.... down by the river
narlus said:
i don't know about you, but the french women i've seen (paris, strausbourg, morzine) have generally been to pretty damn high standards. i can make no claims as to where they place their razors, but the clothed versions are a-ok in my book.
Mmmm..... petit French women...... :drool:
 

SK6

Turbo Monkey
Jul 10, 2001
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SkaredShtles said:
Mmmm..... petit French women...... :drool:
To quote the ever so eloquent Mel Brooks….”F**k the French!”

Seriously however, and attractive woman is an attractive woman regardless of nationality. As long as they have great legs, I’m all good!!!! Anything to feed my fetish for womens legs is always good!

:think: I may have shared too much.
 

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
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So Cal
dh girlie said:
Oh! Damn! SMACK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was shameful, but funny!
Heh heh heh... That was indeed funny, Heck I bet Jerry himself would find it funny that he now looks like the skeleton with roses.
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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Sleazattle
dh girlie said:
Well...we don't like to get too attached to new folks...we've been burned before...we've accepted new people into the fold and then they just disappear without a trace never to be heard from again...it's for our own protection...We get sad and feel abandoned and we have to have group e-hugs and support groups to recover...we just can't set ourselves up for hurt and wear our e hearts on our sleeves, you see...I hope you can understand. :D

P.S. I think that the gmail people are more of a cult than the rm people! hahahaha!
A very elegant and lady like response. I hope you got that out of your system so you can go lay the smack down on Loco in some other thread.
 

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
Westy said:
A very elegant and lady like response. I hope you got that out of your system so you can go lay the smack down on Loco in some other thread.
why thank you...actually I'm trying to get all the lady like-ness outta my system because in approximately 48 hours I will be in Vegas with my friend for her birthday... :sneaky: someone call and warn that city!!!

But don't worry, I'll be able to lay the smack down on loco anyway...nothing can or will stop that...
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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dh girlie said:
why thank you...actually I'm trying to get all the lady like-ness outta my system because in approximately 48 hours I will be in Vegas with my friend for her birthday... :sneaky: someone call and warn that city!!!

But don't worry, I'll be able to lay the smack down on loco anyway...nothing can or will stop that...
Since I know you will be taking pics can I make some requests?
Stumbling drunk rednecks in the streets in the middle of the day.
 

SK6

Turbo Monkey
Jul 10, 2001
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Westy said:
Since I know you will be taking pics can I make some requests?
Stumbling drunk rednecks in the streets in the middle of the day.

Ah.......that would not be the request I would make........ :sneaky: :devil:

That being said, I would be more the willing to accept PM's with pics!!!!
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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sirknight6 said:
Ah.......that would not be the request I would make........ :sneaky: :devil:

That being said, I would be more the willing to accept PM's with pics!!!!

Historically dh_g does not share pics that you are looking for. Doesn't mean you can't try though?
 

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
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dh girlie said:
why thank you...actually I'm trying to get all the lady like-ness outta my system because in approximately 48 hours I will be in Vegas with my friend for her birthday... :sneaky: someone call and warn that city!!!

But don't worry, I'll be able to lay the smack down on loco anyway...nothing can or will stop that...
You wanna borrow my camera? Do you need web space to upload the pics to? You know, what happens in Vegas gets reported on The Monkey, with pics.
 

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
Westy said:
Since I know you will be taking pics can I make some requests?
Stumbling drunk rednecks in the streets in the middle of the day.
request noted! I'll be sure all three sets of camera batteries are fully charged for the event...lets just hope I can hang onto my camera while there...in a 3 month period I lost TWO f'n cameras in Vegas...I was at a bachelorette party and got tossed from a casino (for a reason I will not share, do not bother asking)...and my camera was sitting on the table in the club within the casino...friends were too wasted to think about grabbing it...second time, some chicks from a bachelorette party wanted a guys boxers, and my friend obliged them with his steaming sweaty calvin klein boxer briefs (gross) so I took a pic of the chick and my bud, and I guess while writing down the chicks email, I left it...pissed me off big time cuz I had a pic of me with Matt Hoffman at Interbike that day! :angry:
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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Sleazattle
dh girlie said:
request noted! I'll be sure all three sets of camera batteries are fully charged for the event...lets just hope I can hang onto my camera while there...in a 3 month period I lost TWO f'n cameras in Vegas...I was at a bachelorette party and got tossed from a casino (for a reason I will not share, do not bother asking)...and my camera was sitting on the table in the club within the casino...friends were too wasted to think about grabbing it...second time, some chicks from a bachelorette party wanted a guys boxers, and my friend obliged them with his steaming sweaty calvin klein boxer briefs (gross) so I took a pic of the chick and my bud, and I guess while writing down the chicks email, I left it...pissed me off big time cuz I had a pic of me with Matt Hoffman at Interbike that day! :angry:

He he. Vegas is cool. I might be going out there in October, I have pictures that can not be shared or talked about from my last two trips.