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I have the custom velvet painting of my cat

MudGrrl

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I really like the color of the wall the painting is hanging on....
painting's nice too...in a fun way.

I was thinking of doing a painting of one of my dogs as a saint...kinda like the renaissance masters... and it would say "Saint Beans"... "patron saint of persistence"



I'm going to hell anyway...so why not canonize my dog?
 

Westy

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Nov 22, 2002
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dh girlie said:
Damn, some of y'all have NO sense of humor...uptight, man...it's just for f'ing fun...jebus kryst...
You need to post the velvet kitty paintings with the velvet Kurt Cobain/Elvis paintings at the same time so people get the point.
 

MMike

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Sep 5, 2001
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dh girlie said:
Sure it's awful, but it's hysterical...if you knew me, you'd know that I have a warped sense of humor...
I too have a warped sense of humor. And I hate to inform you of this but:

* Velvet cat painting: not so hysterical.
* The sound of someone falling down the stairs: Now THAT is comedy......
 

Westy

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dh girlie said:
NOOOOOO....I KNEW you were f'n around...I was fishing to piss people off for calling Kurt Cobain a no talent ass clown...trust me...it'll take a lot more than an intarweb bulletin board to push my buttons...don't flatter yourself! :D
As long as I don't comment on the color of your brake levers all is good. :)
 

SkaredShtles

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Sep 21, 2003
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dh girlie said:
NOOOOOO....I KNEW you were f'n around...I was fishing to piss people off for calling Kurt Cobain a no talent ass clown...trust me...it'll take a lot more than an intarweb bulletin board to push my buttons...don't flatter yourself! :D
I'm still not quite sure why you don't have a painting of Zakk roasting over an open fire............ :think:
 

dh girlie

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Westy said:
As long as I don't comment on the color of your brake levers all is good. :)

HAHAHAHAHA! I will NEVER live that down...I am willing to take a lie detector test to prove to you that I was f'n around...Also, eventually...you will expose something equally as horrific...and I will never let you live it down...Joe Pozer made fun of my brake levers till I remembered he rides a friggin bright yellow and blue y bike...he's never commented on the levers since! :D
 

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
SkaredShtles said:
I'm still not quite sure why you don't have a painting of Zakk roasting over an open fire............ :think:
That won't get to me...I know you're a hippy and you are probably living off of granola and soy milk and you'd never want to spit roast a cat...I bet when it's your turn to prepare dinner for the family, you gather nuts and berries as you WALK home from work to make granola...and I bet your children run about nude...
 

MMike

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Sep 5, 2001
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dh girlie said:
Thank you for the correction...but I think it still applies...I could care less...I think that's still right...

Like narlus so keenly pointed out (before I got to it)...you are now wrong on both counts.

I could care less: akin to I could eat more jelly beans

However if you could NOT care less, then you care SO LITTLE about my opinion, you couldn't possibly be any more indifferent. ie: you are so full you just couldn't eat one more jelly bean
 

SkaredShtles

I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!
Sep 21, 2003
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dh girlie said:
That won't get to me...I know you're a hippy
Not true. I like guns and free markets.
and you are probably living off of granola and soy milk
I like granola, but can't figure out why the hell it's so expensive. And that soy "milk" is nasty $hit.
and you'd never want to spit roast a cat
I would if it was legal. :think:
I bet when it's your turn to prepare dinner for the family, you gather nuts and berries as you WALK home from work to make granola
I found some raspberries on a mt bike ride here on the FR last year. But I didn't use it in making granola. Oh - and FYI I *ride* home from work on my bike.
...and I bet your children run about nude...
Doesn't everyone's children? :confused:
 

Westy

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dh girlie said:
That won't get to me...I know you're a hippy and you are probably living off of granola and soy milk and you'd never want to spit roast a cat...I bet when it's your turn to prepare dinner for the family, you gather nuts and berries as you WALK home from work to make granola...and I bet your children run about nude...
I bet he does walk to specialty stores to get non-american bacon.