I have to interview someone for a job: what should I ask her?
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the stupidest question i was ever asked in an interview was... "if i met your current boss at a barbeque... what would he say about you"?
ask her.
ask her.
Please explain what you admire about Monica Lewinski........
Peer into her soul:
"If you were on a deserted island with only a cd player, what three cd's would you want?"
"If you were on a deserted island with only a cd player, what three cd's would you want?"
Have you had any lesbian experiences? If so, please give me some details.
Do you pick your nose?
Who's better looking: Lucy Davis or Jenna Fisher?
DRB said:
HAHAHAHA!!! Da winner!!!
please tell me about a situation in your professional or non professional life when you did everything right, but something still went wrong. what did you do to fix or make the best of the situation?
Do you give it up on the 1st date? And as her how she feels about the mandatory miniskirt with no panties policy.
If you ask this question, you deserve a swift kick to the nuts.bella said:
Does she know what a shocker is?
Serious question. Ask her what get's her excited about her job.
Serious question. Ask her what get's her excited about her job.
Ask her if she wants to become an angry pirate.
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
One I throw at folks at the end of an interview "Tell me a joke".
Being able to shift gears quickly, think on your feet, and have a good nature about is important in most of the jobs I've worked at so this serves to find some of that in a way they most likely aren't prepared for. Sure I've had people not be able to come up with one, but how they handled the situation was the important part. If they get defenseive and pissy....sorry, not someone I want working with me!
Being able to shift gears quickly, think on your feet, and have a good nature about is important in most of the jobs I've worked at so this serves to find some of that in a way they most likely aren't prepared for. Sure I've had people not be able to come up with one, but how they handled the situation was the important part. If they get defenseive and pissy....sorry, not someone I want working with me!
can you open your mouth without showing your teeth?
Do you have a gag reflex?
Do I make you horny?
How do you feel about Critical Mass?
Not here in CA, but I know those types are a dime a dozen from where you come fromCooter Brown said:
haha you get interesting answers though
Brian HCM#1 said:Not here in CA, but I know those types are a dime a dozen from where you come from
:redhot:
Joke: Does the carpet match the drapes?
Serious: Tell me about the last time you were embarassed. Similar to Velocity Girl suggestion, it comes from left field and tells volumes about said interviewee's ability to laugh at one's self.
Serious: Tell me about the last time you were embarassed. Similar to Velocity Girl suggestion, it comes from left field and tells volumes about said interviewee's ability to laugh at one's self.
Tell me about a time at band camp...
I like to ask about books read, music interests, what type of work place they like/dislike.
I'm an easy interview, but I focus more on "will I want to kill this person in the first week" type questions.
I like to ask about books read, music interests, what type of work place they like/dislike.
I'm an easy interview, but I focus more on "will I want to kill this person in the first week" type questions.
In reality it is bad to ask people direct personal questions. If they don't get the job they can claim discrimination for one reason or another. We aren't allowed to ask if a person is married, has kids etc. Now you can ask very vague questions and the person tells you that kind of stuff you are off the hookjimmydean said:
Ever done a dp?
Do you understand the difference between a bad touch and a good touch?
tell her the CIA is trying to take your penis and ask her for her help..say you need to hide it for long periods of time..
Are those real?
Why do "cool" and "hot" mean the same thing?
If you sneeze and fart at the same time, does a vacuum form in your stomach?
Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?
Does a baby feel the umbilical cord being cut off?
Is it legal to name your kid "Anonymous"?
Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
If you have a pet with 2 heads do you have to name both heads?
Why can't liquor freeze?
If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down?
How come they don't add the time that we are in our mom's to our age?
Why do people squint their eyes when they can't see? Wouldn't that just make it less space to see out of?
What is a hacky, and why is it in a sack?
Who was in the kitchen with Dina?
Why do we have to pay a toll on "freeways"?
Why do they call them pepperoni if there is no pepper in it?
How old does something have to be to become an antique?
Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?
Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?
Do babies produce more spit than adults?
How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried potatoes?
Do cows have calf muscles?
Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?
If conjoined twins participate in sports, do they count as one or two players?
If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?
If you sneeze and fart at the same time, does a vacuum form in your stomach?
Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?
Does a baby feel the umbilical cord being cut off?
Is it legal to name your kid "Anonymous"?
Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
If you have a pet with 2 heads do you have to name both heads?
Why can't liquor freeze?
If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down?
How come they don't add the time that we are in our mom's to our age?
Why do people squint their eyes when they can't see? Wouldn't that just make it less space to see out of?
What is a hacky, and why is it in a sack?
Who was in the kitchen with Dina?
Why do we have to pay a toll on "freeways"?
Why do they call them pepperoni if there is no pepper in it?
How old does something have to be to become an antique?
Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?
Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?
Do babies produce more spit than adults?
How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried potatoes?
Do cows have calf muscles?
Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?
If conjoined twins participate in sports, do they count as one or two players?
If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?
if you do ask those, you better get ready to be asked those since you will be looking for a new job!!! did you interview her yet?
i know a few things you can't ask and those are
age
orientation- lesbo bi or w.e.
married
in a relationship
nationality
religion
children
or anything personal
just aks past jobs and stuff.
i know a few things you can't ask and those are
age
orientation- lesbo bi or w.e.
married
in a relationship
nationality
religion
children
or anything personal
just aks past jobs and stuff.
No more questions.
She was a nice Beijing woman, some problems with English. She was not perfect on my technical interview, but she got most of it. But I had to give her the tour, and she was very nice, which is extremely important to my company.
I wasn't going to ask her anything that would get me fired, and I hate these "tell me about a problem in your life" questions, so I shot off the "3 CD's on the desert island".
She said she liked Vaseline and piano music. I can't believe she likes the band that Cobain covered. There must be another band called Vaseline.
BTW, it looks like she got the job because my boss invited her to our Friday party:
She was a nice Beijing woman, some problems with English. She was not perfect on my technical interview, but she got most of it. But I had to give her the tour, and she was very nice, which is extremely important to my company.
I wasn't going to ask her anything that would get me fired, and I hate these "tell me about a problem in your life" questions, so I shot off the "3 CD's on the desert island".
She said she liked Vaseline and piano music. I can't believe she likes the band that Cobain covered. There must be another band called Vaseline.
BTW, it looks like she got the job because my boss invited her to our Friday party:
can i come? i want to go on the slide.
go into the forums in the wanted section, and ask if anyone has any job openings..Dirty said:
I fired someone today. It was unpleasant, yet somewhat gratifying to jettison waste.