I have yet to buy my g/f a Jeebus-mas present

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  1. blue

    blue boob hater

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    This is where you put your ideas.

    The only surefire thing I have is clothes... :(
     

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  2. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    A better boyfriend.
     
  3. gonefirefightin

    gonefirefightin free wieners

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    itunes gift card, (unless you pirate)
    new cell phone
    sunglass hut gift cert

    shock collar or invisible fence?

    these are a few suggestions
     
  4. blue

    blue boob hater

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    I approve.

    It's not for lack of trying/looking...I just can't find anything that she would like. :twitch:
     
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    As long as it's in a color she likes, you'll be golden...
     
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    A vagina de-sander. Sounds like she's gonna need it.
     
  7. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    You really ought to give her a crappy old 924. :busted: :D
     
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  9. gonefirefightin

    gonefirefightin free wieners

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    maybe you should go with a restraining order since she is gonna beat the crap out of you for no gift
     
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    this thread is pure gold
     
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  12. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    Get used to it. After 10 years I still hate buying gifts for my wife.

    In addition I seem to have gotten stuck in a vicious cycle of out doing last years gift. I am going to be completely fooked in about 3 years.
     
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    buy her a midget and tell her its the last present she's ever getting.
     
  14. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    That's the gift that keeps on giving.
     
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  16. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    You could always talk to her about it. :think:
     
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    mudgirl Molester of monkeys

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    I don't know what level your relationship is at, but jewelry is an old standby for good reason. How about some nice stud earrings with her birthstone? Or just an interesting pair of earrings? My mom always gets me some for Christmas, and they're always my favorite gift. I am constantly losing them, so I always need more!!

    Or a necklace with her birthstone? Eh, stick with the earrings. I'm not big into jewelry myself, but I *always* wear earrings; necklaces get kinda stuck in the jewelry box and never see the light of day again.
     
  18. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    Who do you think you are coming in here with a voice of reason? I would expect this from BV, but not you. I need a snarky answer.

    Actually I did talk to her about it last night. It's all in my head, not hers. She could actually care less what I get her and reminded me that I don't *have* to out do last years gift.
     
  19. Quo Fan

    Quo Fan don't make me kick your ass

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    Dude, her saying this REQUIRES you to out-do last year's present. Don't you know the code?
     
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    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Sharon - you're fvcked! :rofl:
     
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    I've been trained in the way of the code but this year I ignored it. Wish me luck.
     
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    I plan to kick you in the face next year.
     
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    :shocked:
     
  25. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    Why do you think I am FREAKING OUT! (And not in a good 60's-too-many-drugs-freak-out kinda way either)

    She knows I want a new monitor, but I told her to wait till my birthday (feb). If she gets it for me I am going to be sooo screwed. Hmm.. I wonder if a can make up for it with a "New Years Day Gift"? Hmm.. probably not.
     
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    that is where you screw up. you see, i AM a ninja(or at least i will be, i start my classes next week) and i got joes back. mofo
     
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    Next year is coming along pretty quickly. Better get on that.
     
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    Do you want to get kicked in the face also?
     
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    save it for the lodging of complaints at the next festivus.
     
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    Joe I really am going to kick you. I might not be able to kick high enough to get your face but I will hurt you.
     
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    Christmas FAIL!!

     
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    i got my chick a 50 dollar in n out gift card and she was stoked. i love brand new relationships
     
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    I didn't know you could buy male prostitute gift cards. Odd.
     
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    midget karate! live on pay-per-view! who will win?!? who will lose?!? who will split their pants open!?!?!


    either way hilarity ensues.
     
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    i am also a grand master in glock-fu. so unless your foot is faster than my finger, i wouldn't advise trying.