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I hope I never have to prove myself like this...

Polandspring88

Superman
Mar 31, 2004
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Broomfield, CO
KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - A man who apparently severed his penis in an attempt to convince his wife that he was faithful to her was recovering after surgery to reattach the organ at a northern Malaysian hospital, a news report said Tuesday.

The 41-year-old man, who was not identified, got into an argument Friday with his wife, who found a text message on his mobile phone from another woman. The man was heard by his son shouting that he wanted to prove he was not having an affair, the New Straits Times reported.

The assertion was followed by loud screams, and the man emerged from his room bleeding profusely, his 14-year-old son was quoted as saying. His wife rushed him to hospital.



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Tenchiro

Attention K Mart Shoppers
Jul 19, 2002
5,407
0
New England
I have said it before and I will say it again. If you knowingly and purposely cut off your own johnson, you deserve to never have it sewn back on.

:nonono:
 

stevew

resident influencer
Sep 21, 2001
41,368
10,298
Tenchiro said:
Question and AnswerI have said it before and I will say it again. If you knowingly and purposely cut off your own johnson, you deserve to never have it sewn back on.

:nonono:
Or maybe have penis sewn to the end of his tongue.