[kizzi77]

Everyone was talking about having a prayer before class everyday. I said that we should sacrafice a goat to support the heathens in the class...just a small one, who could it hurt?
Some people humored me and laughed, but most just ignored me. Then they thought I brought up a good point and we should support other religons in the class.
Once again, I refused to let their conversation be serious...I said:
"I'm sorry, I'm mormon...I'm going to have to make out with everyone before class"
The girl next to me spit out the lunch she was eating. They said I should leave while they discussed it...blast.

They failed to see the sarcasim...and the huge flaw in the mormon comment seeing how i'm not married.

 

[MudGrrl]

sweetie,

while your post is indeed amusing, you might want to consider opening such things in the political forum.

trust me on this one.

 

[robdamanii]

Everyone was talking about having a prayer before class everyday. I said that we should sacrafice a goat to support the heathens in the class...just a small one, who could it hurt?
Some people humored me and laughed, but most just ignored me. Then they thought I brought up a good point and we should support other religons in the class.
Once again, I refused to let their conversation be serious...I said:
"I'm sorry, I'm mormon...I'm going to have to make out with everyone before class"
The girl next to me spit out the lunch she was eating. They said I should leave while they discussed it...blast.

They failed to see the sarcasim...and the huge flaw in the mormon comment seeing how i'm not married.

Religion is touchy. Nobody can take a joke about it.

Especially not here.

Although the buddhist in me just smiles.

 

[Li'l Dave]

Bwahahahahahaha that's hilarious. Sarcastic religious jokes are the best, you can't beat them. You my friend are the man.

 

[I Are Baboon]

The girl next to me spit out the lunch she was eating.

Anything good? My lunched sucked.

 

[robdamanii]

Anything good? My lunched sucked.

What didja have?

 

[I Are Baboon]

What didja have?

Leftover Chinese food from like three weeks ago. I had frozen it.

 

[kizzi77]

sweetie,

while your post is indeed amusing, you might want to consider opening such things in the political forum.

trust me on this one.

hmmm...i didn't consider that.Must be cause I'm a girl. We only have a limited ability to comprehend such things as forums.

(it wasn't meant to be a political/religious debate...just an amusing story)

...and who said I was sweet

 

[kizzi77]

... You my friend are the man.

can a girl be 'the man'?

 

[SK6]

Anything good? My lunched sucked.

If you say a blessing for lunch, then eat it, THEN, spit it out, is it still blessed?

Oh Lord forgive me.

 

[splat]

...and who said I was sweet

so does that Mean when your Bad , your Better :evil: :dancing:

 

[bikenweed]

mmmmm lunch. I spent $1.36 on a Baguette, a block of cheese, and a Steinburg Tall Boy (24oz. sort of, it's metric over here). Kizzi77 nice one, do you go to a religious school?

 

[dexter]

are there femal police officers and politicians? yes. therefore a girl can be "the man"

 

[Zark]

Remember to tell your classmates that Jesus saves....by shopping wisely and using double coupons

 

[SK6]

Did you pray for forgivness? You need to, the sacrifice should be a lamb, not a goat! What WERE you thinking.....

so to be mormon, must you use shrooms and be married?

Jesus was a hippie. what does that make me?

Ya just gotta know that God is absolutely rolling over in his grave that he was not in, thinking, these people don't get it, because after 2000 years, they’re still doing the same sh*t, but now just on the internet.

Hey, prayer is a good thing, the overzealousness and confrontational attitudes of zealous Christians with the “take an opposing point of view with the same zeal” crowd kills it for everyone.

God gave us a freewill, and that freewill, is for the use of choice.

 

[DHS]

are you hot?

can we see some pictures to better understand?

 

[DNA]

sweetie, while your post is indeed amusing, you might want to consider opening such things in the political forum.

trust me on this one.

Nah, religion isn't the really controversial one ... try mentioning witchdoctors.

 

[MudGrrl]

are there femal police officers and politicians? yes. therefore a girl can be "the man"

well then

I was a cop


so, I must have been 'The Man'

 

[MudGrrl]

Must be cause I'm a girl. We only have a limited ability to comprehend such things as forums.

well yeah, that's true.

I don't understand forums either.


I will say that I think what you did was pretty friggin funny

 

[Fshflys]

Remember to tell your classmates that Jesus saves....by shopping wisely and using double coupons

That & ..... Jesus saves.... at Bank of America

 

[douglas]

can a girl be 'the man'?

nope, and you cant be/say

 

[bikenweed]

Jesus was a liberal.

 

[mack]

Bwahahahahahaha that's hilarious. Sarcastic religious jokes are the best, you can't beat them. You my friend are the man.

They can only be countered with the most gruesome of dead baby jokes...




















I wont say them here, i might get banned or labeled as a phedaphyle.

 

[splat]

That & ..... Jesus saves....

But Espo Scores on the rebound.


( I'm showing my age if anyone has actually seen that Bumper sticker )

 

[PatBranch]

Thats sooo funny what you said. Many people are too serious. I have been told I have a dry sense of humor and some people can't stand it. hahah

 

[sanjuro]

Comedy is an essential part of political discussion. More people watch Leno, Letterman, and Stewart than Meet the Press.

 

[kizzi77]

are there femal police officers and politicians? yes. therefore a girl can be "the man"

Sorry...I forgot I have to be PG on here. I am extraordinarily foul mouthed by default. I had a witty comment to accompany that one but did not pass the censors.

But I try so hard to follow the rules

 

[DNA]

But Espo Scores on the rebound.

( I'm showing my age if anyone has actually seen that Bumper sticker )

It was Hull around these parts (and before he left for Dallas).

 

[JimmyTwoTimes]

But Espo Scores on the rebound.


( I'm showing my age if anyone has actually seen that Bumper sticker )

I like the hockey reference!

 

[-dustin]

mormon jokes are no longer funny to me. i wish i knew why.

 

[kizzi77]

mormon jokes are no longer funny to me. i wish i knew why.

??Because you're "boring"??

 

[tonyhawk]

But Espo Scores on the rebound.


( I'm showing my age if anyone has actually seen that Bumper sticker )

I always thought it was Gretzky scores on the rebound...

 

[splat]

I always thought it was Gretzky scores on the rebound...

Gretzky wasn't the Bottom feeder that Espo was ! and TH your from this area !!! ... Oh wait thats right you where a Whalers fan !!

 

[JRogers]

Gretzky wasn't the Bottom feeder that Espo was ! and TH your from this area !!! ... Oh wait thats right you where a Whalers fan !!

HA!

I suggested to my advisor the other day that I title my undergrad thesis "Jesus is coming back...and he's pissed."

 

[-dustin]

??Because you're "boring"??

no...just 'cause they're not really funny anymore. they all revolve around polygamy...just gets old.

 

[amateur]

Just apologize and tell them you found Jesus...



hiding in the trunk of your car when you got back from TJ.

 

[boostindoubles]

Just apologize and tell them you found Jesus...



hiding in the trunk of your car when you got back from TJ.

lol.... thats funny.

mormons. the only funny thing about a mormon is that theyre religion was created by a crook.

 

[Changleen]

lol.... thats funny.

mormons. the only funny thing about a mormon is that theyre religion was created by a crook.

As a pose to all other religions which were created by liars.

 

[OGRipper]

a Whalers fan !!

That's the NEW ENGLAND WHALERS, not the new-school Hartford whalers.

Gordie Howe baby! Now who's showing their age!??

 

[.:Jeenyus:.]

As a pose to all other religions which were created by liars.

So Mormanism has to win because its creator was a crook and a liar....