[ultraNoob]

I had a craving for Yoshinoya. Went to the closest one which isn't really in the best side of town. While I was in line to order, these 3 "locals", surround me saying they don't like Filipinos and that they're gonna fcvk me up. Next thing I know I feel a thud on the back of my head.

Took a couple hits, including a couple to the face... don't worry, I still got my good looks. Good to know my chin is still pretty solid in my 30's.

Assailant 1:
- knocked out

Assailant 2:
- got up slowly and hobbled out followed by a trail of blood

Assailant 3:
- took off after I knocked out assailant 1

Cops got Assailant 1 cuz he was still out when they showed up 5 min later.

Assailant 2 shouldn't be too hard to find, just follow the blood. Cut his left eyebrow with a right elbow.

Assailant 3 is gonna get his ass beat by 1 and 2 for running off like a beeotch

 

[stoney]

well played. file every f*ing assault and battery, hate crime (we filipino comment), etc that you can. they'll be popular in prison.

 

[IH8Rice]

good job standing up for yourself!

 

[DirtyMike]

Damn Sherm..... Remind me not to piss you off

 

[ultraNoob]

It's been more than 2 hours since, and I'm still amped. I still want to hit something but I have to finish the wiring harness on a lincoln tonight.... arghhhh!!! It's hard to focus doing something delicate like soldering connections when I have all ths adrenalin pumpin in my veins... I need to install a punching bag at work.

 

[macko]

I thought this was going to be about STD's.

 

[IH8Rice]

if you use butt connectors, you get to squeeze something firmly and get some anger out

 

[ultraNoob]

if you use butt connectors, you get to squeeze something firmly and get some anger out

hahaha... wish I could, butt...butt connectors on an ecu wiring harness is a bad thing.. anyways, I'd prolly get all aggrivated if one doesn't sit right and start cutting wires that I just soldered together.

ooo, just remembered I have a half a flask of glenlivet in my drawer... calmness shall soon follow

 

[jimmydean]

Nice work. My Kali teacher is Filipino and 130lbs of whoop ass.

 

[gonefirefightin]

I thought this thread was going to be about THC

 

[sanjuro]

I thought it was about HIV. I am glad it is just about a beatdown...

 

[ultraNoob]

I thought it was about HIV. I am glad it is just about a beatdown of some racist basteeds...

thanks for caring

 

[ultraNoob]

hmmm

If they're testing for STD's... does passing the test mean that you sucessfully got std's?







just finished my 3rd swig of scotch... feelin much calmer now

 

[IH8Rice]

hahaha... wish I could, butt...butt connectors on an ecu wiring harness is a bad thing..

true....i guess its time to hit that flask then

 

[Brian HCM#1]

Alcohol = good

 

[Ciaran]

Out of curiosity, are you trained in (and did you use) any particular martial art? Or are you an experienced "street fighter"?

If you don't mind posting, where was this? (So I can know to avoid the area in the future)

 

[Damo]

Nice work there fella!

I thought it was about drug testing FWIW.

 

[ultraNoob]

Out of curiosity, are you trained in (and did you use) any particular martial art? Or are you an experienced "street fighter"?

If you don't mind posting, where was this? (So I can know to avoid the area in the future)

No real style, just the fundamentals.... be aware of any weapons involved, protect your chin, duck often, keep your strikes short and close to avoid your limbs being grabbed, don't stay in the same spot... keep moving, one threat at a time, don't stop until the threat is neutralized, bite and spit if you have to (it's a street fight), run if you have to, chop the tree (knees, feet, and shins are fair targets)

I would rather avoid getting into a scuffle, but I was trapped. It's important to remember that once you neutraize the immediate threat, you have to stop. If you don't stop, self defense becomes assult.

Happened in Chula Vista, CA, about 8 miles from the border.

 

[Quo Fan]

Just remember, the only fair fight is the one you are winning.

My rule in a multiple attacker situation is pick one, make it fast and make it bloody. Tends to discourage the other attackers, as shown in your fight. #3 took off after #1 was KO'd.

 

[jerseydirt]

was that your blood on the floor?

 

[ultraNoob]

was that your blood on the floor?

Nope, that belongs to #2.

Woke up about an hour ago. Damn, I felt great when I went to sleep, but I'm friggin sore right now. Jaw is kinda funky, neck is tight, got a couple bruises on my back and shoulders... it feels like I was in a fight

 

[I Are Baboon]

So how was the Yoshinoya?

 

[ultraNoob]

I ended up not getting any. Just in case one of the employees there knew the guys that came at me. Figured the chances of my food getting "hooked up" would be higher than normal. Just picked up a $5 pizza from little ceasars near work. The sad thing, I still want some yoshinoya... guess I'll be driving 25min to the other location later.

 

[Nick]

Good for you, that was solid thinking ... stashing away some scotch like that.

 

[ultraNoob]

Good for you, that was solid thinking ... stashing away some scotch like that.

I just refilled the flask while my oatmeal was cooking. Ya know, just gotta be prepared. Out of scotch though, so now it's filled with 12y/o dark rum.

 

[dhmike]

holy crap sherman , glad to hear your o.k.

 

[DirtyMike]

I ended up not getting any. Just in case one of the employees there knew the guys that came at me. Figured the chances of my food getting "hooked up" would be higher than normal. Just picked up a $5 pizza from little ceasars near work. The sad thing, I still want some yoshinoya... guess I'll be driving 25min to the other location later.

Great thinking there..... Never F&ck with the people that handle your food....

 

[IH8Rice]

. Just picked up a $5 pizza from little ceasars near work.

where the hell is there still a Little Caesars around???

 

[ultraNoob]

where the hell is there still a Little Caesars around???

hahaha, From the sound of it... not in your neighborhood.

We have about 20-30 in san diego. It's almost unheard of not to drive 5 miles on city streets and not see a Little Ceasars. $5 peperoni pizzas are the staple of most recession affected families... and college students... and stoners...

 

[IH8Rice]

man i havent seen their stores in at least 10 years around these parts

 

[Arkayne]

dont fvck with the OP, even his eyes are weapons

 

[ultraNoob]

Just got a visit from a couple detectives.

Ass-1 has an outstanding warrant for a sexual assult on a minor and a warrant for burglary and aggrivated assult.

They caught Ass-2 early this morning. He went to the ER for stitches. Also with an outstanding warrant for assult. They mentioned that he is also a person of interest in regards to a local rape.

Ass-3 is still unavailable for comment.

The detective said that I can press charges if I want to, but regardless of what I do, these guys are gonna be in jail for at least a couple years.

Pretty unsaivoury characters. I'm suspecting Ass-3 bolted cuz he's also in deep doo doo.

 

[jonKranked]

The detective said that I can press charges if I want to, but regardless of what I do, these guys are gonna be in jail for at least a couple years.

So, do you want to make their vacations longer or no?

 

[I Are Baboon]

The detectives should have brought you some Yoshinoya.

 

[moff_quigley]

Nice work. You should most definitely press charges. Pedos and rape perps need to be locked away as long as possible.

What the heck is Yoshinoya?

 

[Wumpus]

What the heck is Yoshinoya?

Grilled Yoshi?

 

[ultraNoob]

Yoshinoya is a Japanese Beef Bowl restaurant. Really simple and tasty stuff. Thinly sliced beef and onions boiled in beef stock on top of white rice. They also have skinless chicken with spicy sauce and stewed veggies. Reasonably priced too.

Most major metro cities will prolly have at least 2.

 

[ultraNoob]

Kinda conflicted on whether or not to press charges.

Press until I can't press anymore:
- scumbags need to be locked up
- they deserve it
- do the crime, do the time

Let their beating be their punishment:
- I got my hits in and came out on top
- I feel like I already got retribution
- This count might only extend their stay a few months cuz I wasn't hurt
- An extended stay is gonna eat up more tax money


Tough call.

 

[Mattoid]

Kinda conflicted on whether or not to press charges.

Press until I can't press anymore:
- scumbags need to be locked up
- they deserve it
- do the crime, do the time

Let their beating be their punishment:
- I got my hits in and came out on top
- I feel like I already got retribution
- This count might only extend their stay a few months cuz I wasn't hurt
- An extended stay is gonna eat up more tax money


Tough call.

If it was just their aggression towards you here than you could justifiably be a nice guy and let them avoid their due jail time. However when you consider the sexual assault/rape charges already stacked against these guys I say press the charges. And obviously don't forget that they would have happily bashed your face in had you let them.

 

[Westy]

Grilled Yoshi?

Grilled pancake on Toshi?