[mack]

My Grandpa gave me 3 of these:

I didnt even know he owned any oil wells, but apparently his father bought them when my family lived in wyoming. They are still pumping high grade crude oil today, (but not very much)! Sweet, so I guess now i get to be an oil tycoon?

 

[Polandspring88]

...well thats certainly interesting. Any idea how much you are going to make off of them?

 

[JRB]

Cool - you already speak like our current president, so maybe someday...nevermind.


I'm kidding of course. Happy Birthday.

 

[BurlyShirley]

Haaaaaaaahahahha!

Not 24 hours after the president declares "WE ARE ADDICTED TO OIL" and "WE NEED ALTERNATIVE SOURCES OF ENERGY"

Hahaha. Smart move on your granpas part to rid himself of the liability.

 

[Slugman]

Haaaaaaaahahahha!

Not 24 hours after the president declares "WE ARE ADDICTED TO OIL" and "WE NEED ALTERNATIVE SOURCES OF ENERGY"

Hahaha. Smart move on your granpas part to rid himself of the liability.

Or - good gift since the government might pay you to NOT pump oil in the future (same income but no expenses...).

 

[skinny mike]

does mean that all of your buddies here at the monkey can get cheap gas?

 

[maxyedor]

That is in fact bitchin'
and I think I have a record for most drooling in a single post.

 

[zmtber]

yes that great for you

 

[Transcend]

So how does it work? You pump a barrel or 10 a day into a tank and some service picks it up or what?

I never got how those privately owned wells actually work, market wise.

 

[maxyedor]

Transcend, does it matter, just shut em down and wait when the oil starts running low in the world, CHACHING!

You should pait them crazy colors. Or like birds. That would be entertaining.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

mack's private vintage chain lube!

 

[ioscope]

v

 

[H8R]

Only thing better than that for a b-day present is fellatio.


But considering this was from gramps, I guess this IS the best thing.

 

[kizzi77]

My Grandpa gave me 3 of these:

Doesn't this picture belong in the "Non-sexual products that look ridiculously sexual"...along with all the geoducks?

 

[Transcend]

Only thing better than that for a b-day present is fellatio.


But considering this was from gramps, I guess this IS the best thing.

what if he took out his teeth?

 

[BigMike]

Wow, thats pretty sweet. HBD!

And H8ER, thanks for freezing my browser there for a minute :mumble:

 

[reflux]

what if he took out his teeth?

I believe that is commonly known as NTH in the Navy.

 

[reflux]

When I read the tread title, I thought he gave Mack a dictionary.

 

[mack]

BTW thats not an actuall photo. But that is what they look like. Im not sure how it works either, but I do know that i get a check from what the pumps produce.

 

[TreeSaw]

Nice Happy Birthday!

 

[hooples3]

not bad!!! are they at least near you in some way?

 

[-dustin]

that's kind of cool. you know where they're at? you're not gonna go to Texas Tech, are you?

 

[douglas]

That is in fact bitchin'

and I think I have a record for most drooling in a single post.

not any more, cause I have 1 more !

 

[I Are Baboon]

holy ****, this thread has turned into smiley hell.

 

[laura]

you guys are total jackasses, seriously.

 

[McGRP01]

Happy B-Day Mack!!! See you when Platty opens!

 

[splat]

Congrats Mack. do you know how many Barrels they produce ? does that mean you now own the land they are on ? how does all this work do you know ?

holy ****, this thread has turned into smiley hell.