[dh girlie]

This stupid bitch here at work...she calls on my coworkers line this morning and I pick up...she asks for the 'sign shop'...I try to transfer her and no one is there so I ask if she wants their voicemail...she says yes, and I transfer her.

Fast forward to this afternoon her damn boss shows up looking for barricades from the 'sign shop' (which is closed today) for the goats for a public relations gig...(they get goats every year to eat the grass out at the water pollution control plant, so they don't have to mow the vast amount of land out there)...and its a warm fuzzy fun thing for the public to have a meet and greet with these goats, I guess...anyway, her freakin boss from the CITY MANAGERS office (major big wig) shows up looking for the barricades...none of us know what the hell they are talking about so he calls this broad I talked to this am...she tells him she called but that LISA WOULD NOT TAKE A MESSAGE!!!! I was like WHAT! What a f'n bitch...not even my department...and she never said anything or I woulda had my coworkers from that department handle it. Goddamn...so I told him right there with her on the phone that I did NOT say that, that she wanted their voicemail...how dare she blame her f up on ME!

 

[SkaredShtles]

You go, girl.

-S.S.-

 

[Jayridesacove]

too bad you don't work in networking...

when someone pisses me off, i just turn off their port on the switch.

 

[chicodude]

This stupid bitch here at work...she calls on my coworkers line this morning and I pick up...she asks for the 'sign shop'...I try to transfer her and no one is there so I ask if she wants their voicemail...she says yes, and I transfer her.

Fast forward to this afternoon her damn boss shows up looking for barricades from the 'sign shop' (which is closed today) for the goats for a public relations gig...(they get goats every year to eat the grass out at the water pollution control plant, so they don't have to mow the vast amount of land out there)...and its a warm fuzzy fun thing for the public to have a meet and greet with these goats, I guess...anyway, her freakin boss from the CITY MANAGERS office (major big wig) shows up looking for the barricades...none of us know what the hell they are talking about so he calls this broad I talked to this am...she tells him she called but that LISA WOULD NOT TAKE A MESSAGE!!!! I was like WHAT! What a f'n bitch...not even my department...and she never said anything or I woulda had my coworkers from that department handle it. Goddamn...so I told him right there with her on the phone that I did NOT say that, that she wanted their voicemail...how dare she blame her f up on ME!

Kill her.


ink:

 

[dh girlie]

too bad you don't work in networking...

when someone pisses me off, i just turn off their port on the switch.

I wish I worked somewhere where I could f with her back...I don't even know this broad! I met her like once!

 

[Transcend]

too bad you don't work in networking...

when someone pisses me off, i just turn off their port on the switch.

gotta love life in it.

 

[JRB]

Sucks when you screw up, huh???

 

[LordOpie]

Sucks when you screw up, huh???

goes big for the win!

Hearty Guffaw!

 

[WarEagle2K]

MEOW!!! I'm sure you will have the chance to "repay" the favor sometime. People who always pass the buck to cover their a** will eventually get caught up in their lies.

 

[dh girlie]

Sucks when you screw up, huh???

Oh you did NOT...I didn't f' up...SHE did...if she told me she needed the stupid barricades for the goats today, I would've told my coworkers in that department so they could make arrangements...then I probably would have been interested in going to see the goats, cuz sometimes they have babies and they are so cute...but they escape from their area a lot...

 

[LordOpie]

mmmm goat's milk. Me loves to drink straight from the tap.

 

[Jayridesacove]

Karma will have it's way with her one day, so just celebrate tonight with a cold beer. Then, maybe soon, she'll get hit by a car or something.

 

[JRB]

Oh you did NOT...I didn't f' up...SHE did...if she told me she needed the stupid barricades for the goats today, I would've told my coworkers in that department so they could make arrangements...then I probably would have been interested in going to see the goats, cuz sometimes they have babies and they are so cute...but they escape from their area a lot...

I realize you didn't screw up. Just kidding. I am NOT kidding about you being a hick, you flippin goat herder.

 

[JRB]

Actually, I originally thought this would be about a bathroom stall and a hole patcher.

 

[dh girlie]

MEOW!!! I'm sure you will have the chance to "repay" the favor sometime. People who always pass the buck to cover their a** will eventually get caught up in their lies.

I've never even met her...the only conversation we've ever had was over email about motley crue...she went to the same show I did...she seemed cool...whatever...stupid beatch!

 

[dh girlie]

mmmm goat's milk. Me loves to drink straight from the tap.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

 

[dh girlie]

Actually, I originally thought this would be about a bathroom stall and a hole patcher.

HAHAHAH! NOOOO! Unlike yourself...I am unfamiliar with 'Glory holes'!

 

[JRB]

HAHAHAH! NOOOO! Unlike yourself...I am unfamiliar with 'Glory holes'!

What are you talking about???

 

[H8R]

Goat yogurt is nasty. My wife eats it. I tell her it's nasty, but she still eats it. WTF?

Yuck.

I'd eat a baby goat though. BBQ that lil cutey, yes sir.


BTW, DH Gurlee, you should send that chick an invitation to lunch, then throw goat urine on her when she shows up.

 

[OGRipper]

...but they escape from their area a lot...

Well yeah especially if you didn't arrange for barricades you slacker!

Just kidding. She'll get hers someday, people like that always do.

 

[dh girlie]

Goat yogurt is nasty. My wife eats it. I tell her it's nasty, but she still eats it. WTF?

Yuck.

I'd eat a baby goat though. BBQ that lil cutey, yes sir.


BTW, DH Gurlee, you should send that chick an invitation to lunch, then throw goat urine on her when she shows up.

I refused to eat anything with cheese in Mexico for fear it would be goat cheese.

 

[Wumpus]

I refused to eat anything with cheese in Mexico for fear it would be goat cheese.

This sounds like some tasty cheese.

 

[merrrrjig]

thats crazy!

 

[SkaredShtles]

I refused to eat anything with cheese in Mexico for fear it would be goat cheese.

WTF is wrong with goat cheese? Feta is goat cheese and that stuff kicks ass.

Now if it was fromunda cheese...........

-S.S.-

 

[I Are Baboon]

WTF is wrong with goat cheese? Feta is goat cheese and that stuff kicks ass.

Now if it was fromunda cheese...........

-S.S.-

Feta cheese is goat cheese? I did not know that. I like sprinkling feta cheese on my salad.

 

[H8R]

This sounds like some tasty cheese.

I bet there are some people that would incorporate this cheese into love play somehow...

 

[caputo1989]

Kill her.

and eat her kids.

 

[stinkyboy]

I've never even met her...the only conversation we've ever had was over email about motley crue...she went to the same show I did...she seemed cool...whatever...stupid beatch!

Make sure people know what really happened without seeming like "a tattletale".



Always attack coming downhill
-Sun Tzu

 

[schweino1]

Hey DH girlie...

you spoiled your chance to eat the greatest COW chese.... goat chesse is a rare thing in most of the country, and its actually more expensive than cow chesse... i feel bad for you... Quesadillas Kick ARSS

viva mexico!!!!

p.s. eating a fat-arss quesadilla as i type... mmmmmmmm

 

[DRB]

you flippin goat herder.

You called dhgirlie a goat herder, classic.

That should be her title.

 

[shocktower]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA it`s cold and my pu%*y hurts ,jezzzzzz girlie what do you want you work for the government ,professional buck passers ,J/K I love it when some one rattles you cage

 

[hooples3]

did you mention Goats??? where do you work???? Goats huh???

 

[reflux]

All this talk about goats makes me think about that thread with the guy who's pledging a frat...

 

[SS rider]

I KNOW people! :nuts:

 

[dh girlie]

Hey DH girlie...

you spoiled your chance to eat the greatest COW chese.... goat chesse is a rare thing in most of the country, and its actually more expensive than cow chesse... i feel bad for you... Quesadillas Kick ARSS

viva mexico!!!!

p.s. eating a fat-arss quesadilla as i type... mmmmmmmm

I don't really like cheese anyway...I won't eat a piece of cheese. I'll eat it on pizza and that's pretty much it, or some cheese its...that's about it...

 

[dh girlie]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA it`s cold and my pu%*y hurts ,jezzzzzz girlie what do you want you work for the government ,professional buck passers ,J/K I love it when some one rattles you cage

Oh yeah? And who's been whining and crying on rm????

 

[H8R]

Oh yeah? And who's been whining and crying on rm????

Wow. Nice come back.

You have a lame co-worker, his wife and kids are leaving him, after losing one of his children.

I think he can cry a little (or alot) if he wants to.

 

[dh girlie]

Wow. Nice come back.

You have a lame co-worker, his wife and kids are leaving him, after losing one of his children.

I think he can cry a little (or alot) if he wants to.

Huh? What the hell are you talking about? I unlike a lot of people here, am not a callous ass...gimme a break...

 

[H8R]

Huh? What the hell are you talking about? I unlike a lot of people here, am not a callous ass...gimme a break...

I never called you a callous ass. That was kind of a callous-assed reply though. Maybe that's not what you meant.



At least I assume there are no callouses on your ass. That'd be creepy.

 

[dh girlie]

I never called you a callous ass. That was kind of a callous-assed reply though. Maybe that's not what you meant.



At least I assume there are no callouses on your ass. That'd be creepy.

No, it's not...and no there are not...but there are big zits and boils and hayer.