[-dustin]

...with a UT b-ball player.

there i was, sitting innocently at the bus stop. male and female basketball players walk up, and the guy sits right next to me. like, his pant leg was touching my leg. the girl started giggling, as she sat further away. i looked over to see the male b-ball player's arms wide open. he then hugged me. some dialog took place, he put his hand on my shoulder, i put my hand on his knee. then he offered me his sandwich. i declined 'cause i don't like lettuce.

i felt warm and fuzzy inside.

oh, it was this dude: http://www.texassports.com/index.php?s=&url_channel_id=16&change_well_id=17&member_id=49

this was the lady:
http://www.texassports.com/index.php?s=&url_channel_id=33&change_well_id=17&member_id=63

 

[Heidi]

Mmmmkay

 

[Westy]

Remember not to go all the way on your first date. All the B-ball players will just think your a dirty slut then.

 

[BSEVEER]

Congratulations.

 

[I Are Baboon]

What's wrong with lettuce?

 

[-dustin]

i don't like the texture. it also had mustard, which i don't think does much with turkey.

 

[DRB]

...with a UT b-ball player.

there i was, sitting innocently at the bus stop. male and female basketball players walk up, and the guy sits right next to me. like, his pant leg was touching my leg. the girl started giggling, as she sat further away. i looked over to see the male b-ball player's arms wide open. he then hugged me. some dialog took place, he put his hand on my shoulder, i put my hand on his knee. then he offered me his sandwich. i declined 'cause i don't like lettuce.

i felt warm and fuzzy inside.

oh, it was this dude: http://www.texassports.com/index.php?s=&url_channel_id=16&change_well_id=17&member_id=49

this was the lady:
http://www.texassports.com/index.php?s=&url_channel_id=33&change_well_id=17&member_id=63

She's kinda hot. Funny how they didn't put her weight down.

Was it shredded lettuce or leaves? I'm not so into shredded lettuce on sandwichs but on mexican food shredded lettuce rocks.

 

[firetoole]

if he asks you to dress up like room service say no

also: where are you going on your second date the stairwell of a parking garge?

 

[Greyhound]

Ziiiiiiiippp!!!


There......I just had a "touching" moment too......

 

[-dustin]

She's kinda hot. Funny how they didn't put her weight down.

Was it shredded lettuce or leaves? I'm not so into shredded lettuce on sandwichs but on mexican food shredded lettuce rocks.

she's 172. was 165 in high school, but that's 'cause she was anorexic (or however it's spelled). she would eat nothing but watermelon and play ball.

at least, that's what she was telling Mike and I.

firetoole - i'm thinkin' maybe a picnic on the 50yd line of the stadium.

 

[LordOpie]

 

[stinkyboy]

Those lips...

 

[binary visions]

Like, a touching yourself moment?

 

[Jeremy R]

she would eat nothing but watermelon and play ball.
.

Ah, the famous ghetto diet that Atkins does not want you to know about.

 

[Yossarian]

were you sitting at the bus stop crying or anything?

 

[douglas]

wtf??

 

[riderx]

Did you slip him the tongue?

 

[H8R]

i don't like the texture. it also had mustard, which i don't think does much with turkey.

Ok the first post of theis thread was fine, but after this post, I KNOW you're insane.

Turkey + mustard = consume mass quantities.. then nap time.

 

[-dustin]

were you sitting at the bus stop crying or anything?

actually, i was smiling/lauging at the chubby little baby that was making funny faces, as mommy was pushing him along.

 

[Yossarian]

hmmm, this is very strange.

 

[binary visions]

actually, i was smiling/lauging at the chubby little baby that was making funny faces, as mommy was pushing him along.

Jesus, dude, where the heck do you live? Some kind of fairy land where people are all happy and smiling all the time? You were laughing at a cute bouncing little baby whose mommy was blissfully pushing him along, when two athletic happy people came up to you, hugged you, and offered you lunch for no apparent reason?

"Ooh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man, from happy land, who lives in a gumdrop house on lollypop lane!"

The rest of the world would have been snarling at the screaming kid who was being dragged along by the deadbeat mom when a bum and a crackwhore tried to mug you and blow you, respectively, for $50 so they could buy another rock.

 

[DRB]

Jesus, dude, where the heck do you live? Some kind of fairy land where people are all happy and smiling all the time? You were laughing at a cute bouncing little baby whose mommy was blissfully pushing him along, when two athletic happy people came up to you, hugged you, and offered you lunch for no apparent reason?

"Ooh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man, from fairy land, who lives in a gumdrop house on lollypop lane!"

The rest of the world would have been snarling at the screaming kid who was being dragged along by the deadbeat mom when a bum and a crackwhore tried to mug you and blow you, respectively, for $50 so they could buy another rock.

So when are you going to come and clean the diet coke off my screen?

 

[Fathead]

Jesus, dude, where the heck do you live? Some kind of fairy land where people are all happy and smiling all the time? You were laughing at a cute bouncing little baby whose mommy was blissfully pushing him along, when two athletic happy people came up to you, hugged you, and offered you lunch for no apparent reason?

"Ooh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man, from happy land, who lives in a gumdrop house on lollypop lane!"

From the description, I'm guessing just North or West of the UT campus.

The rest of the world would have been snarling at the screaming kid who was being dragged along by the deadbeat mom when a bum and a crackwhore tried to mug you and blow you, respectively, for $50 so they could buy another rock.

That would be the East side of Austin.

 

[JRB]

god damn dude - you just keep out doing yourself.

*you going to City Park??? Is this crap, you have, contagious???

 

[-dustin]

Fathead almost got it. i was by the stadium, which is the SE side of campus. N and W of campus would've been a sorority girl and frat boy friend.

but he nailed the East side thing.

 

[-dustin]

god damn dude - you just keep out doing yourself.

*you going to City Park??? Is this crap, you have, contagious???

CP, yeah, that's the plan. i've never ridden out there. i've got a mini-fridge full of beer that i don't think i'm ever gonna drink, so i might take it, also.

 

[JRB]

CP, yeah, that's the plan. i've never ridden out there. i've got a mini-fridge full of beer that i don't think i'm ever gonna drink, so i might take it, also.

Wait on me. I am scared of the 3 foot drops, so I will likely just walk a lap.

Sierra Nevada???

 

[-dustin]

there are 3ft drops? hm...maybe i won't take my Inbred.

no...no way Sierra Nevada. i do not like that stuff. Ziegenbock, Real Ale, and a couple Killian's, i think.

 

[Fathead]

Wait on me. I am scared of the 3 foot drops, so I will likely just walk a lap.

Sierra Nevada???

When are y'all going? I'll be in ATX Tues-Thurs next week. Plan to hit Walnut Creek, but might try CP w/a prudent guide.

 

[JRB]

there are 3ft drops? hm...maybe i won't take my Inbred.

no...no way Sierra Nevada. i do not like that stuff. Ziegenbock, Real Ale, and a couple Killian's, i think.

Bring the Real Ale. There are only a few 3 foot drops.

 

[JRB]

When are y'all going? I'll be in ATX Tues-Thurs next week. Plan to hit Walnut Creek, but might try CP w/a prudent guide.

Saturday - The ride is Hammerhead Bikes 6 hour ride and bar-b-que. I may try to sneak out of work early for a ride down there.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Why in the f**k does anyone stay in Texas??

Wow.

-S.S.-

 

[DRB]

Why in the f**k does anyone stay in Texas??

Wow.

-S.S.-

Cause hot basketball players hit on you at bus stops.

 

[Fathead]

Why in the f**k does anyone stay in Texas??

Wow.

-S.S.-

What did ONE state out of fifty do to attract your ceaseless and unbridled ire to the point of absurd redundancy? Were you ass-raped here against your will (yes, for some, the distinction must be made)? Did your girlfriend from Texas do your whole college graduating class? Is TX just your "Stoney's hoodie" of RM humor for you to go back to when you have nothing else to say?

Most of us stay here to make $$ we can spend pissing off the locals when we go to CO. The rest of us are just waiting out our parole/probation. Don't worry, though. We'll make it up to see you soon enough

 

[JRB]

smack - get your ass up off the floor S.S. I am sure he was kidding.

 

[SkaredShtles]

What did ONE state out of fifty do to attract your ceaseless and unbridled ire to the point of absurd redundancy? Were you ass-raped here against your will (yes, for some, the distinction must be made)? Did your girlfriend from Texas do your whole college graduating class? Is TX just your "Stoney's hoodie" of RM humor for you to go back to when you have nothing else to say?

Most of us stay here to make $$ we can spend pissing off the locals when we go to CO. The rest of us are just waiting out our parole/probation. Don't worry, though. We'll make it up to see you soon enough

Naw. It's just 'cause it's fun to pick on....... y'all.

Is it really because of the money?

-S.S.-

 

[JRB]

Is it really because of the money?

-S.S.-

Well, I don't have a friggin job in CO, you dumbass.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Well, I don't have a friggin job in CO, you dumbass.

There are lots of jobs...... all over.

Really it's about the money?

What's with this obsession with a "job"? You don't have any kids.

-S.S.-

 

[Wumpus]

I am scared of the 3 foot drops...

and the two foot ones and even some of the one foot ones.

 

[JRB]

There are lots of jobs...... all over.

Really it's about the money?

What's with this obsession with a "job"? You don't have any kids.

-S.S.-

Unfortunately, I am nurturing some hefty credit card debt.