[MMike]

But wait...there's more.

I made it, and ate half of it. I was a little disappointed with it. Only then did i realize I forgot to actually put cheese in it.

I actually am starting to get a little worried about myself.

 

[Pesqueeb]

 

[I Are Baboon]

AHHHHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG that is so WACKY. I have read some zany stuff on the internet, but this thread really jumps right to the top of that list. Thanks for sharing this story. It just made my day.

 

[MMike]

No really...I'm getting a little freaked out. I've been doing weird **** like this for the last couple of months. I couldn't remember the correct spelling on my street the other day. And I totally blanked on our IT guy's name...And family history is not playing in my favour.

 

[Nick]

How old are you?


now I'm craving a grilled nothing sandwich for lunch...

 

[jdcamb]

Must be some good Hash! Try cutting back....

 

[stevew]

No really...I'm getting a little freaked out. I've been doing weird **** like this for the last couple of months. I couldn't remember the correct spelling on my street the other day. And I totally blanked on our IT guy's name...And family history is not playing in my favour.

your memory is tied to your receding hairline?

 

[eaterofdog]

It's only a problem till you start forgetting that you are forgetting.

 

[IH8Rice]

did you eat lead paints chips as a kid?

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

 

[Arkayne]

 

[jonKranked]

So you suck at grilled cheese, take consolation that you are good at making toast.

 

[eaterofdog]

My aunt was the worst cook of all time. Her grilled cheese was two pieces of toast with cheeze whiz. My cousins were skinny as hell.

 

[stoney]

Welcome to Alzheimers. Best of luck.

 

[TN]

yeah!

 

[SkaredShtles]

Grilled cheese made with this stuff is pretty good...

 

[Arkayne]

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!"
Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS."
"Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient.
"You've also got Alzheimer's Disease."
Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

 

[jonKranked]

this is more pathetic than the time i microwaved a hamburger bun so long that it caught fire

 

[jonKranked]

 

[4xBoy]

this is more pathetic than the time i microwaved a hamburger bun so long that it caught fire

I was at a Hotel where an Alzheimer recipient started a Styrofoam plate on fire in the microwave, management came in and looked at me like I did it.

 

[MMike]

I'm really glad I'm probably going to forget about this thread.

 

[bizutch]

I ate a grilled bratwurst w/ yellow & orange peppers, spicy mustard & grilled onions for lunch. The meat was from an organic farm and it was served out of a lunch truck at Home Depot.

If ever in Asheville at lunch, DO NOT pass up the sandwich truck at the HD on Fairview Rd.

 

[bizutch]

I'm really glad I'm probably going to forget about this thread.

You know the irony is that this is the 4th time you've started this same thread and only the 3rd time you've misspelled the title.

 

[stevew]

Hawk!

Spenser For Hire

 

[TN]

dill havarti ftw.

 

[moff_quigley]

Since it didn't have cheese on it shouldn't the thread title be "I just made myself a grilled bread sandwich"?

 

[-BB-]

I'm really glad I'm probably going to forget about this thread.

Too bad we can't.



I must have alzheimers as well since some how forgot that all MMike threads are useless.

 

[I Are Baboon]

That looks like a dirty bunghole, which would make that better than this thread.

 

[Arkayne]

 

[Westy]

The neurotoxins I have been putting in your Canadian bacon seem to be working.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

You are a nasty perverted man and you will die a horrible death.

Edit: rep++

 

[kazlx]

Since it didn't have cheese on it shouldn't the thread title be "I just made myself a grilled bread sandwich"?

And since it's just bread, it's not a sandwich. Shouldn't it just be toast?

 

[johnbryanpeters]

And since it's just bread, it's not a sandwich. Shouldn't it just be toast?

ttoast.

 

[jonKranked]

And since it's just bread, it's not a sandwich. Shouldn't it just be toast?

...

So you suck at grilled cheese, take consolation that you are good at making toast.

 

[kazlx]

Reading comprehension fail

 

[jonKranked]

Reading comprehension fail

everythings ok

 

[insanitylevel9]

i made a grilled cheese with the cheese in the little plastic individual packets and forgot to take the plastic off. at the tags

 

[Evo.]

I can't believe I read this entire thread...

 

[jdcamb]

I got tinfoil in my teeth from eating a Hersheys kiss that wasn't totally peeled. Tinfoil has a nasty feel to it when you accidentally chew it. Lightning bolts flew out of my mouth when I tried to spit it out. I called an ambulance and they gave me Morphine to ease the pain. they didn't believe me when I said that Lightning bolts came out of my mouth and insisted that they couldn't give a little morphine for later on, in exchange for a coupon for a 2 for 1 BBq Bacon Angus Burger from McDonalds. I'm fine now.

The Burgers were awesome... I think the cops were jealous of my Angus Burgers as they followed me all the way home from McDonalds. Cops can't accept coupons either. Excuse me for being nice and trying to hook a Public Servent up.

 

[mandown]

I met a guy at rehab, where we have lots of people with brain injuries. When he first spoke, I thought that is what he was in for, turns out he is just Canadian. Now all I can think of when I see him is the Simpsons episode where Bart goes to remedial class and one of the kids says

I moved here from Canada, and they think I'm slow, eh?