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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BurlyShirley, Mar 13, 2008.
Wife is asleep in othr room. Didnt feel like going to bathrom.
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I'll forward the info to cnn.com
i don't know why, but i feel as if this thread is rep-worthy.
unfortunately i'll have to spread it around first.
in college i'd either use a 'piss cup' or just pee out a nearby window
I was too lazy to stop at a gas station on my way back to school one night, luckily I had a gatorade bottle near by. Takin a leak while driving is some serious sh!t
Have a plant systematics exam in 9 hours. WTF? Im going to bed.
down to drinking ur own pee now Mr. EnviroMental??
Of course, why is Kizzi sleeping in the other room? Possibly your drinking and/or your bathroom habits?
this thread should be titled "the most embarassing night of my life"
complete and total lack of antics and debauchery? fail
Let it go cold and try to sell it. I will give you all my credits if you are successful.
My former roommate used to do this when he was drunk. My bed was next to the window and I'd wake up in the middle of the night to him pissing a few inches from my bed.
He almost got kicked out of the dorms the next year when a girl living below him complained about "splashback" hitting her bed.
Burly...welcome to 3 years old....
(thats my kid about 10 years ago coming home from the lake on a road with no place to pull off)
Next stop.... sh!tting in a bag.
The other day I took the dog down to the creek to let him romp a bit... bout 15 minutes from home. As I get there, the ginormous burrito from the mexican joint the night before suddenly, splashingly metastesized in my colon.
Ran around first and found some of that nice furry indian tobacco to wipe with, then crouched beside a log for balance. As I let bombs away, I noticed a lone "Croc" (yeah, one of those stupid shoes) sitting there in the woods.
Instantly I was pissed, because it would've been great to have crapped in the Croc itself, just so I could take a picture of it and post it on RM whenever N 8 posts something. (ie. Croc of sh!t).
I actually considered gathering more leaves to transport the poo into the shoe and stage the shot, but it wasnt in solid enough form.
you aint Henry Miller!
he'd a p!$$ed in her @$$ then used the bottle to keep it from leakin!
I get stage fright if I try to pee into something like that.
Pooping is another story. I've gone over it before so I will spare the details but I **** in somones washing machine before. There were nice clean sheets in the dryer for the clean up.
Top or front loader?
I just crapped in a golden pothos. I'm busy surfing the web and, hey, fertilizer.
Does that chick have a mustache?
remember the time i spelled my name in pee on your fence while everyone was cooking marshmallows over the grill?
The lesson here: Burly would rather pick up his own sh*t than a pair of Crocs (or in this case, just one).
everyone needs a hobby
And everyone apparently feels the need to blather about it on this forum.
So you turned a pinot into a peenot?
If you can fit it in a wine bottle then....well...my condolences to Kizzi.
Just the opposite, in fact.
This thread give me a cramp in my pee hole....
Pinot Noir into Peedin Boudoir.
Lets just be glad he didn't have to take a dump!
And we wonder why this place is turning into Pinkbike.
How could I forget?
Hey look its Jon's name on the fence...
How come it's in Bob's handwriting?
it wasn't bob, it was pabst blue ribbon
jesus christ, grandpa.
Probably not hair, most likely a Dirty Sanchez.
just because you can, doesn't mean you should