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I just peed in a wine bottle.

skinny mike

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i don't know why, but i feel as if this thread is rep-worthy.

unfortunately i'll have to spread it around first.
 

MTBstud12

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I was too lazy to stop at a gas station on my way back to school one night, luckily I had a gatorade bottle near by. Takin a leak while driving is some serious sh!t
 

sanjuro

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Of course, why is Kizzi sleeping in the other room? Possibly your drinking and/or your bathroom habits?
 

jonKranked

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this thread should be titled "the most embarassing night of my life"

complete and total lack of antics and debauchery? fail
 

ito

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Oct 3, 2003
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Avoiding the nine to five
in college i'd either use a 'piss cup' or just pee out a nearby window
My former roommate used to do this when he was drunk. My bed was next to the window and I'd wake up in the middle of the night to him pissing a few inches from my bed.

He almost got kicked out of the dorms the next year when a girl living below him complained about "splashback" hitting her bed. :busted:
 

BurlyShirley

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Jul 4, 2002
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Next stop.... sh!tting in a bag.
True story.


The other day I took the dog down to the creek to let him romp a bit... bout 15 minutes from home. As I get there, the ginormous burrito from the mexican joint the night before suddenly, splashingly metastesized in my colon.
Ran around first and found some of that nice furry indian tobacco to wipe with, then crouched beside a log for balance. As I let bombs away, I noticed a lone "Croc" (yeah, one of those stupid shoes) sitting there in the woods.
Instantly I was pissed, because it would've been great to have crapped in the Croc itself, just so I could take a picture of it and post it on RM whenever N 8 posts something. (ie. Croc of sh!t).
I actually considered gathering more leaves to transport the poo into the shoe and stage the shot, but it wasnt in solid enough form.
 

Westy

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Nov 22, 2002
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I get stage fright if I try to pee into something like that.

Pooping is another story. I've gone over it before so I will spare the details but I **** in somones washing machine before. There were nice clean sheets in the dryer for the clean up.
 

Rockland

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Apr 24, 2003
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I get stage fright if I try to pee into something like that.

Pooping is another story. I've gone over it before so I will spare the details but I **** in somones washing machine before. There were nice clean sheets in the dryer for the clean up.
Top or front loader?

 

jonKranked

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My former roommate used to do this when he was drunk. My bed was next to the window and I'd wake up in the middle of the night to him pissing a few inches from my bed.

He almost got kicked out of the dorms the next year when a girl living below him complained about "splashback" hitting her bed. :busted:
haha!

remember the time i spelled my name in pee on your fence while everyone was cooking marshmallows over the grill?
 

jonKranked

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True story.


The other day I took the dog down to the creek to let him romp a bit... bout 15 minutes from home. As I get there, the ginormous burrito from the mexican joint the night before suddenly, splashingly metastesized in my colon.
Ran around first and found some of that nice furry indian tobacco to wipe with, then crouched beside a log for balance. As I let bombs away, I noticed a lone "Croc" (yeah, one of those stupid shoes) sitting there in the woods.
Instantly I was pissed, because it would've been great to have crapped in the Croc itself, just so I could take a picture of it and post it on RM whenever N 8 posts something. (ie. Croc of sh!t).
I actually considered gathering more leaves to transport the poo into the shoe and stage the shot, but it wasnt in solid enough form.
The lesson here: Burly would rather pick up his own sh*t than a pair of Crocs (or in this case, just one).


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