My former roommate used to do this when he was drunk. My bed was next to the window and I'd wake up in the middle of the night to him pissing a few inches from my bed.in college i'd either use a 'piss cup' or just pee out a nearby window
True story.Next stop.... sh!tting in a bag.
Top or front loader?I get stage fright if I try to pee into something like that.
Pooping is another story. I've gone over it before so I will spare the details but I **** in somones washing machine before. There were nice clean sheets in the dryer for the clean up.
haha!My former roommate used to do this when he was drunk. My bed was next to the window and I'd wake up in the middle of the night to him pissing a few inches from my bed.
He almost got kicked out of the dorms the next year when a girl living below him complained about "splashback" hitting her bed.
The lesson here: Burly would rather pick up his own sh*t than a pair of Crocs (or in this case, just one).True story.
The other day I took the dog down to the creek to let him romp a bit... bout 15 minutes from home. As I get there, the ginormous burrito from the mexican joint the night before suddenly, splashingly metastesized in my colon.
Ran around first and found some of that nice furry indian tobacco to wipe with, then crouched beside a log for balance. As I let bombs away, I noticed a lone "Croc" (yeah, one of those stupid shoes) sitting there in the woods.
Instantly I was pissed, because it would've been great to have crapped in the Croc itself, just so I could take a picture of it and post it on RM whenever N 8 posts something. (ie. Croc of sh!t).
I actually considered gathering more leaves to transport the poo into the shoe and stage the shot, but it wasnt in solid enough form.
If you can fit it in a wine bottle then....well...my condolences to Kizzi.I just peed in a wine bottle.
Just the opposite, in fact.So you turned a pinot into a peenot?
Pinot Noir into Peedin Boudoir.So you turned a pinot into a peenot?
Lets just be glad he didn't have to take a dump!Pinot Noir into Peedin Boudoir.
How could I forget?haha!
remember the time i spelled my name in pee on your fence while everyone was cooking marshmallows over the grill?
Hey look its Jon's name on the fence...haha!
remember the time i spelled my name in pee on your fence while everyone was cooking marshmallows over the grill?
it wasn't bob, it was pabst blue ribbonHey look its Jon's name on the fence...
How come it's in Bob's handwriting?
+rep given!Hey look its Jon's name on the fence...
How come it's in Bob's handwriting?
Probably not hair, most likely a Dirty Sanchez.Does that chick have a mustache?