when that happens! And to top it off I spilled it while taking a sip. I guess that means I have a drinking problem huh? 
I just spilled coffee on my shirt and tie - man I hate.....
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Hmm, another advantage to never drinking coffee 
Just another reason to drink water instead 
edit: damn, doug beat me to it
edit: damn, doug beat me to it
WTF????????????? Why are you even working in the first place?
LOL!!! I haven't had any coffee yet today and I am amazingly still functioning. 
Maybe a run to DD is in my future.
Maybe a run to DD is in my future.
I tried to kick coffee a few months ago, but I guess I didn't do so well. I"m back on it now.
Maybe I should give Yerba Mate another try.
Maybe I should give Yerba Mate another try.
Dribble cup?
BLASPHEMY!MMcG said:
I've tried to kick the habit before, but failed. I have managed to cut down quite a bit thoughMMcG said:
I'm glad we wear tee-shirts and jeans in our office...
Shirt and tie?!? WTF? 
Yupper! Shorts & a polo shirt for meN8 said:
doh!!MMcG said:when that happens! And to top it off I spilled it while taking a sip. I guess that means I have a drinking problem huh?
Just sent you a PM!Smelly said:
I'm wearing shorts and a Whistler bike park T-shirt.
And my hands are filthy....
And my hands are filthy....
I tried to cut out coffe, but found i just replaced it with cups full of cocaine, so i decided coffee was less expensive, and didnt freak out my co workers.....
Is drinking coffee bad for you?MMcG said:
Yeah, some people have to work in a shirt and tie at their job so they can earn enough money to afford things like cable television.SkaredShtles said:Shirt and tie?!? WTF?
The shirts and ties balance out the stinky hippies so there is balance in the universe.
Dam I have to wear carhart over-alls ( By choice ) and my commute is about 35-40 feet BTW I have yet gone to work today 
) and my commute is about 35-40 feet BTW I have yet gone to work today 
I dunno...I kind of like wearing a shirt and tie to work everyday.
Yes, and the second season was awesome.stevew said:
And I really hope there is a 4th season of The Wire.
I only REALLY got into it last season and it was great.
Oops sorry. I am talking about cable when we should be talking about coffee.
So, did you spill "$hitty workplace" coffee on your tie, or did you spill the goods.
My best ever coffee moment...
I have a small shelf that runs over my monitors on my desk. I keep a few paper clips handy on the edge of the shelf.
Well, after grabbing one or two to put some files together, I didn't notice that a clip had fallen into my fresh cup of coffee on my desk.
I left my desk for about ten minutes, just enough time for the coffee to be the perfect chugging temperature.
I sat down and took a huge swig. That's when the bent up paper clip hit the back of my throat.
The result? Spewed coffee (w/ cream and sugar) all over my monitors, keyboard, mouse, files, shirt, lap, etc.
I keep the clips in a drawer a few feet away from my desk now.
I have a small shelf that runs over my monitors on my desk. I keep a few paper clips handy on the edge of the shelf.
Well, after grabbing one or two to put some files together, I didn't notice that a clip had fallen into my fresh cup of coffee on my desk.
I left my desk for about ten minutes, just enough time for the coffee to be the perfect chugging temperature.
I sat down and took a huge swig. That's when the bent up paper clip hit the back of my throat.
The result? Spewed coffee (w/ cream and sugar) all over my monitors, keyboard, mouse, files, shirt, lap, etc.
I keep the clips in a drawer a few feet away from my desk now.
Much worse story about a shirt today: I was watching my 1 year old nephew, and I put him on the couch so I could take off my work shirt so he wouldn't drool on it. I turn around, he rolls off the couch, and he is crying for 10 minutes from the 12 inch fall.
I still feel lousy about it...
I still feel lousy about it...
MmcG said:
I Are Baboon said:
See above. :evil:Douglas said:
sanjuro said:
You have just done your self a huge favor. They well never ask you to baby-sit, Ever again.
neaky:
Isnt it amazing how fast those little F#@kers can move. I set my kid down on the couch as always, turned around to get tv remote, and thud.... very short fall onto the carpet. He was only 6-9 mos old, but man he sure didnt want me around for a while after that.... i was in the dog house too with the old lady... he was fine, im sure just more scared. Now he likes to fall off on his own, and thinks its funny... (19 mos)sanjuro said:
Kids are made of rubber...... i think i'd get more hurt falling off the bed than my kid......
when I was a wee boy, the old man and his brother-in-law were looking after me one sunny afternoon, enjoying 1 or 2 beers at the time. Got to being they were hanging out for a communal smoke so they did the smart thing and put me in the middle of the queen-size bed, safe from harm.
returning 2 mins later they found me in a crumpled, crying pile on the floor and after rushing me to emergency, had to content with the cops and child services being called as there were two drunken child abusers claiming the baby just fell and hurt himself.
Mum only told me about the police part recently (I'm 24).
returning 2 mins later they found me in a crumpled, crying pile on the floor and after rushing me to emergency, had to content with the cops and child services being called as there were two drunken child abusers claiming the baby just fell and hurt himself.
Mum only told me about the police part recently (I'm 24).
