I just was offered a H3LL of a deal!!!!!


Dec 22, 2005
Kansas City
Date: Thu, 6 Mar 2008 03:33:48 +0200
> From: slthomas8@srt.com
> To:
> Department of Minerals and Energy,
> 14 Pybus Road Sandston, Johannesburg,
> Federal Republic South Africa.
> I am sincerely seeking your confidence in this transaction,
> which I propose as a person of integrity. I am Mr. Thando
> James, a native of Kwazulu-Natal in the Republic of South
> Africa and a director with the department of minerals and
> Energy (contract award committee).
> I got your contact details from the South Africa Exchange
> Information On-line Service in my search for a reputable
> company or individual to assist me sincerely and
> confidentially, which your information and profile proved very
> satisfactory, so I decided to contact you immediately.
> I am seeking for your assistance in the transfer of
> $30.5Million (thirty million five hundred thousand United
> States Dollars) to a foreign country for the purpose of
> investment. Hence my urgent request for your assistance.
> REQUIREMENT: Expected in your reply for us to proceed are
> the following:
> (i) Your direct telephone and fax numbers.
> (ii) Your personal company / Work profile.
> I am willing to offer you 30% of the total amount for your
> assistance and the balance 70% would be mine to investment
> overseas.
> All modalities for the transfer of this fund have been put in
> place and I am using this opportunity to assure you that the
> transfer process is entirely risk free and as such you should
> bring out your mind and work with me. Please reply to this my
> personal email for confidential reasons. I anticipate a
> favorable reply from you as a future partner in this business.
> Yours faithfully,
>Mr. Thando James

When I get my 30% I'll buy you all a beer!!!! I'll even make it a 12 pack for all!

should I even reply-- it'd go something like:

I am extremely interested in the transaction-- you can call me directly at 1 955 PI$$ OFF. my fax is 1 955 EAT SHi7.

The company I work for is called Bloodhound-- so named because we are in business to sniff out various things.

My job title is Head Fecal Detective-- I get paid to sniff out excrement-- I think I am getting a bonus for this one.


Turbo Monkey
Jan 20, 2008
Methuen, Mass. U.S.A.
i responded to one of those things once, had them going for a couple of emails, but they stopped responding to me. then i got another email from them that was the same as the first one. kinda funny that it happened. oh well.