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I knew Robbie Bourdon was short

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by foesjunky, Nov 14, 2005.

  1. foesjunky

    foesjunky Monkey

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    This kinda made me laugh thought I would share:D
     

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  2. manimal

    manimal Ociffer Tackleberry

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    robbie drinks?!!! :eek: :confused: ;)
     
  3. SirChomps-a-Lot

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    Thread of the year.

    I heard a story once about cedric trying to convince him to ride a 24" kona instead of a 26".
     
  4. rpk1988

    rpk1988 90210

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    Haha. Thats funny.
     
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    skinny mike Turbo Monkey

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    look out! its the sedative spitting transvestites! :eek:
     
  6. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    Bahstid, ya beat me to it!

    :D
     
  7. Secret Squirrel

    Secret Squirrel There is no Justice!

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    w0w....Someone, ok...I won't kid around...the chick on the right fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down...Serious butterface....
     
  8. skinny mike

    skinny mike Turbo Monkey

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    not to mention it looks like shes got quite the obvious mark of a bad boob job just under her armpit.
     
  9. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    Must... refrain.... from... Sanchez... comment...
     
  10. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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    Wait, that's not Robbie on the right?
     
  11. Secret Squirrel

    Secret Squirrel There is no Justice!

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    As long as she's a bed-monkey...that's why they invented paper bags...here's an excuse even...

    Her: "You want me to do what??"
    Dude: "I like the whole asphyxiation thing...but..., well..., last time it didn't work out so well...so just wear the paper bag instead of a plastic one..."
    Her: "O.K."

    :eek:
     
  12. lovebunny

    lovebunny can i lick your balls?

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    haaaaahahahahahahahaha
     
  13. JimmyTwoTimes

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    Bender is a hobbit too...

     
  14. Polandspring88

    Polandspring88 Superman

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    Kill it with fire!
     
  15. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    EEEeee-yikes.....
     
  16. SirChomps-a-Lot

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    Actually, I reckon short dudes are less likely to get hurt when they fall.

    I figure it works like this:

    The shorter you are, the more like a ball. What happens when you drop a ball? It rolls and bounces and nothing snaps off.

    I still would rather not be 5' nothing, though.
     
  17. Cooter Brown

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    the chick on the right looks light sydney steele, the pornography 'actress':thumb: :D
     
  18. maxyedor

    maxyedor <b>TOOL PRO</b>

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    You see this is why I started surfing that one on the right would have been prescreened and nobody would let her near a surfer, she would be left to party on the lawn with all the poseur mid-westerners

    no offense to mid-westerners as a group intended, just the poseur ones
     
  19. hooples3

    hooples3 Fuggetaboutit!

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    ok your busting on the girl.. but if she came up to you and asked you to sleep with her.. i dont think many would turn her away...
     
  20. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    RIP thread.... :p
     
  21. Secret Squirrel

    Secret Squirrel There is no Justice!

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    See previous Squirrel post...:D

    Hmmm...maybe busting on her would improve things...like lotion smoothes out rough skin....Thanks for the idea...:help:
     
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    maxyedor <b>TOOL PRO</b>

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    In all fairness I would sleep with her but I would use that paperbag line mentioned previosly in this thread.
     
  23. Toshi

    Toshi Harbinger of Doom

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    :stupid:
     
  24. Polandspring88

    Polandspring88 Superman

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    Hell yes I would turn her away. Look at that claw of a left hand, I can just imagine it latching onto my bits and pieces and tearing them away as she cackled and howled like a banshee. No thanks.
     
  25. Thrillkil

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    Robbie Bourdon and Josh Bender should do a section in a video together, and set it to The Safety Dance (If you've seen that music video, you know what I'm talking about)