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JTVW

JTVW

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Jun 17, 2004
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Ok everybody, I wiggled my way into the Honda tent and took some shots of the bike's inner workings.

So, here it is. The big secret is out. It is a MIDGET!!!
A tiny little strong dude sitting in that cage pedaling his little heart out.
The two crank arms are attatched to tiny whips that flog the tiny guy and make him pedal faster. The faster he pedals, the quicker he gets to the bottom. and that means that he gets flogged less.
That's why Minnaar is so damn fast.

The reason they are always taking it apart in that tent is to give him food and caffeine.
Oh and they replace the midget after every race, because, let's face it, that would really take a toll on you.
 
HRDTLBRO

HRDTLBRO

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Damn, no wonder it won't be a production bike. Could you imagine the payroll for that many midgets? I'd say they should hire trolls, or learn to genetically clone umpa lumpas. Maybe they will get a few freeride midgets and sign Bender to the Honda team. A rootbeer motocros...err, FR bike would be kick ass.
 
Kornphlake

Kornphlake

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Oct 8, 2002
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DßR said:
I was wondering what ever happened to Robbie Bourdoun...
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Funniest thing I've read in a while, and to think I almost missed it as pooman almost became the first added to my ignore list for taking the lord's name in vain in a thread title.
 
MikeD

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Kornphlake said:
Funniest thing I've read in a while, and to think I almost missed it as pooman almost became the first added to my ignore list for taking the lord's name in vain in a thread title.
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But God isn't really his given name, is it? It's more of a positional title...
 
Kornphlake

Kornphlake

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MikeD said:
But God isn't really his given name, is it? It's more of a positional title...
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I think to explain that one fully this thread would have to be moved to the politics forum. God isn't a given name but it is a title and it's being used in vain, so despite symantics and technicallities it's still morally objectionable.

Hey I'm suprised poopdude hasn't been added to your ignore list?
 
JTVW

JTVW

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Kornphlake said:
I think to explain that one fully this thread would have to be moved to the politics forum. God isn't a given name but it is a title and it's being used in vain, so despite symantics and technicallities it's still morally objectionable.

Hey I'm suprised poopdude hasn't been added to your ignore list?
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Uh, actually it's PooMan, not poopdude, got it?
Oh yeah and I hate God by the way.
 
Roasted

Roasted

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Jul 4, 2002
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chicodude01 said:
Is he really that short? Is he bender short?
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Shorter...at least having met both seperately...really they are all tiny. Dangerous Dan, Simmons, Bender and Bourdon...but without a measuring tape...bourdon takes it :)
 
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Mtnrider

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Kornphlake said:
I think to explain that one fully this thread would have to be moved to the politics forum. God isn't a given name but it is a title and it's being used in vain, so despite symantics and technicallities it's still morally objectionable.

Hey I'm suprised poopdude hasn't been added to your ignore list?
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OK, so making fun of short people is not morally objectionable?
 
dhtahoe

dhtahoe

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PooMan said:
Uh, actually it's PooMan, not poopdude, got it?
Oh yeah and I hate God by the way.
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I love when people bring God into it all.

"Have you found god Forrest"? I didn't know I was supposed to look for him Lt. Dan. Best quote ever.
 
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