...Because he let all the site workers finish 5 hours early to go down to the pub, plus he brought us all a pint
Love you boss
Love you boss
I Love my Boss
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i love my ass.
oh, you said bass.
oh, you said bass.
gnurider1080 said:i love ass.
oh, you said bass.
What ever floats your boat
I love my moat.
It is laced with MDMA and LSD and keeps the King of Friday's squirrel army at bay whilst I plot a revolution.
It is laced with MDMA and LSD and keeps the King of Friday's squirrel army at bay whilst I plot a revolution.
That's cool!
My company does an average of one Friday a month where we take off around 2:00 and head to one of the many brewery's near the office.
During the World Cup, we took many a company paid (beer and food) 2 hour lunch at the Thirsty Lion.
Cool bosses rule!
My company does an average of one Friday a month where we take off around 2:00 and head to one of the many brewery's near the office.
During the World Cup, we took many a company paid (beer and food) 2 hour lunch at the Thirsty Lion.
Cool bosses rule!
Loving your boss is all well and good, but where the frick is our Big Brother update?
Look for yourself http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/?hpos=BR1Tenchiro said:
He can't stand a loss
He's always cross
His name is Ross... my [boss]
I love my boss
I love my boss
He isn't full of fluff and gloss
He gives me work and many chores to do
My model, like Ben Cartwright to Hoss
And though he pays me minimum wage
It's all I deserve at this stage
Some union hack said I should ask for more
I answered with suitable rage
I love my boss
I love my boss
I love my boss
I love my boss
One day I came to work too late
I'd had a RideMonkey luncheon date
My boss he summoned me to speak with him
I sweated, awaiting my fate
He said "you're done!"
He chased me two blocks with a gun
But my dear boss let me apologize
In hindsite, there wasn't a gun.
He's going out now with my sister
They go real heavy on the sauce
I'd like to tell him watch out mister
But he's the boss
My friends they say that I am clinging
Ask why I'm carrying this cross
Who knows what club-med will be bringing
From dear old boss
Examples:
Bosses through the ages prove
They're the ones who make it move
Bewitched would have an empty plate
If it weren't for Larry Tate
Clark Kent reached the highest height
With the help of Perry White
And if we may be retrograde
Speak the name Reuben Kincaid
Now the other workers all say "Wow!"
When I roll over and I shake a paw
My boss is my brother-in-law
I love my boss
He's always cross
His name is Ross... my [boss]
I love my boss
I love my boss
He isn't full of fluff and gloss
He gives me work and many chores to do
My model, like Ben Cartwright to Hoss
And though he pays me minimum wage
It's all I deserve at this stage
Some union hack said I should ask for more
I answered with suitable rage
I love my boss
I love my boss
I love my boss
I love my boss
One day I came to work too late
I'd had a RideMonkey luncheon date
My boss he summoned me to speak with him
I sweated, awaiting my fate
He said "you're done!"
He chased me two blocks with a gun
But my dear boss let me apologize
In hindsite, there wasn't a gun.
He's going out now with my sister
They go real heavy on the sauce
I'd like to tell him watch out mister
But he's the boss
My friends they say that I am clinging
Ask why I'm carrying this cross
Who knows what club-med will be bringing
From dear old boss
Examples:
Bosses through the ages prove
They're the ones who make it move
Bewitched would have an empty plate
If it weren't for Larry Tate
Clark Kent reached the highest height
With the help of Perry White
And if we may be retrograde
Speak the name Reuben Kincaid
Now the other workers all say "Wow!"
When I roll over and I shake a paw
My boss is my brother-in-law
I love my boss
Beer moat,
beer moat,
have you heard,
Fluff's gonna fill you with a big old turd.
beer moat,
have you heard,
Fluff's gonna fill you with a big old turd.
I love my moat too! It's cement. 
I wish Pam Anderson was my boss. And Mena Suvari my supervisor. And they were both my horney and sexually harrassing me to keep my job, I'd have to do extra work (sexual favors)at their homes after hours late into the evening.
NIGHTLY! With NO EXTRA PAY!
NIGHTLY! With NO EXTRA PAY!
