I just got off the phone with my girlfriend and I told her my back was hurting from when I fell last night, and she said when she gets home, she'll take a look at it, and if its a big bruise, we should take pictures and put them on Ridemonkey! 
I love my girlfriend, and I've trained her well :)
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No massage? You haven't trained her at ALL!BigMike said:I just got off the phone with my girlfriend and I told her my back was hurting from when I fell last night, and she said when she gets home, she'll take a look at it, and if its a big bruise, we should take pictures and put them on Ridemonkey!
chicodude said:
Agreed, she's definantly a keeper!
And I don't WANT a massage. What part of my back might have a huge bruise on it did you not understand?
If you're all happy just because she said you guys could "take a picture" it sounds to me like youre the one who is trained.
H8R, your avatar is killing me. What is it?
BurlyShirley said:
No, no, Shes trained! SHE'S TRAINED!!!!
(OK, i'll say that until she gets home, then this thread gets deleted
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"Trained" would be getting her to fellate you without spilling the beer you've rested on her head.
Yup.H8R said:
amateur said:
I will neither deny or confirm that this has ever happened
hooples3 said:well wheres the pic of your bruise??? and her in a bikini pointing it out
There is no bruise, its just a big knot!
Next time I get a somthing worth posting, I'll see if I can get her in a bikini to point it out!
I guarantee this thread will be deleted!BigMike said:I will neither deny or confirm that this has ever happened