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  1. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    Hilarious new Wendy's campaign!

    "Tell your stupid ranch tooth to shut up!"
     
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  2. SilentJ

    SilentJ trail builder

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    The look on the tooth's face is priceless!

    :drool: ranch....
     
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  3. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    :D
     
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  4. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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  5. T-Pirate

    T-Pirate RESPECT!

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    That ranch chicken sandwhich is tasty. I never get it though because I have to stick to the dollar menu typically.
     
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  6. oly

    oly skin cooker for the hive

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    I prefer the Burger King "Chicken Fries" commercial campaign with the metal band.... or even their "subserviant chicken" deal they did a while back.....
     
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  7. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    That band is pretty good. I wonder where I can buy their CD...
     
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  8. oly

    oly skin cooker for the hive

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    Apparently just go buy a slipknot alblum....

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0817052slipknot1.html

    Slipknot's Burger King Beef
    Metal band threatens lawsuit over chain's chicken fries campaign

    AUGUST 17--Claiming that its image and persona have been hijacked as part of a marketing campaign for Burger King's new chicken fries, the costumed heavy metal band Slipknot is threatening the fast food giant with legal action. In the below August 4 letter, the band's lawyers charge that Coq Roq--a mock metal band featured in new Burger King commercials--was created as a "look-alike, sound alike 'band' in order to influence the Slipknot generation to purchase Chicken Fries." Counsel for the band (which is pictured at right) notes that Coq Roq--whose masked members are supposed to resemble badass chickens--has blatantly copied several of Slipknot's signature masks, including a gas mask, a kabuki-style face covering, and a mask with dreadlocks attached. Coq Roq's lead guitarist, The Talisman, is pictured at left. Details of Slipknot's beef with Burger King surfaced in connection with an August 12 federal court filing made by the fast food company and its advertising firm. Burger King wants a U.S. District Court judge in Miami to issue a "declaratory judgment" that the Coq Roq campaign does not infringe on Slipknot's publicity and trademark rights. As for the similar masks, Burger King lawyers--who apparently read the metal mag Revolver--note that many groups "wear masks and/or make-up to accomplish a mask-like effect, including but not limited to the bands KISS, Gwar, Insane Clown Posse, Mushroomhead, Mudvayne, Marilyn Manson, Los Straitjackets, and the Spits." (10 pages)


     
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  9. oly

    oly skin cooker for the hive

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    BTW, here is the official band website

    http://www.coqroq.com/

    You can watch the vids, and also listen to 4 MP3's (DL them if your a mac user)

    Listen to Nice box. Total Soundgarden rip off from when they were good (badmotofinger or earlier...)

    Pretty good marketing if you ask me...

    (sorry to distract from ranch tooth)
     
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  10. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    I heard there was a dental office preparing a suit against The Ranch Tooth...
     
  11. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Yet another cultural phenomenon that I will sadly "miss" out on...... :(
     
  12. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    I'm pretty sure it's just a TV campaign...
     
  13. laura

    laura DH_Laura

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    where can i find a video of this ranch tooth. i've never seen the comercial.
     
  14. binary visions

    binary visions The voice of reason

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    The ranch tooth makes me want to kill puppies.
     
  15. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Every time Stinkyboy brings up the ranch tooth, God kills a kitten. :(
     
  16. jdcamb

    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    I have a Beer tooth. A bunch of other ones too :sneaky:
     
  17. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    Ha! The Ranch Tooth thinks that's funny too!
     
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    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    For some reason, I just don't get it...
     
  20. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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