I may have lost my wallet

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  1. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    I just got back from the park with the girls. I noticed while I was there that I didn't have it in my pocket. I assumed I had forgotten it because I had no real memory of grabbing it before I left. It's almost impossible for my wallet to fall out of these pockets. But I jsut got home and I can't find it anywhere. I can't go back to the park yet as I have to feed the children first.

    Balls.
     

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  2. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    One time I got really drunk and had this huge tab at the bar to pay... like $250 or something. Well I went to cash out, and the dude was like "I don't have your card." I was like "WTF buddy, I gave it to you, and now where the **** is it?" yelling at the guy. Anyway, some girl who I never met before ended up paying my tab, but I was still pissed at the bartender.
    Stayed up all night and called to cancel my card at 5 a.m. in the morning so some bar tool wouldnt run it up too high. Was a pretty quick process.
    Then I reached in my back pocket and my card was just sitting there outside of my wallet.
    How did I get it back from behind the bar? Without paying? No idea.

    Anyway, moral of the story, don't cancel stuff until you're sure it's lost because it's a big PITA getting a new one, learning the number, etc.
     
  3. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    Well my faith in humnaity is restored.

    Phone jsut rang. Someone found it!

    I can't believe I actually lost it!
     
  4. Upgr8r

    Upgr8r High Priest or maybe Jedi Master

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  5. laura

    laura DH_Laura

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    Drat.
     
  6. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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  7. Da Peach

    Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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    Drat he found it? That's mean.
     
  8. Da Peach

    Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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    Was the guy who found it french? That would have been a boon to english french relations.
     
  9. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    I got it back....and indeed he was a dirty pepper....

    (SO much for the relations......
     
  10. .Pit Steelers.

    .Pit Steelers. Nostradumbass

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    You should be happy he gave it back.
     
  11. DRB

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    I think the girls gave your wallet to a stranger to have you assassinated.
     
  12. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    Hmmmm...I did notice some whispering....
     
  13. cannondalejunky

    cannondalejunky ease dropper

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    and why didn't you hook up with the chick that payed your tab...you obviously owed her a favor...why not play "find the credit card" with her
     
  14. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Assassinated? I think exterminated would be a better description.
     
  15. Acadian

    Acadian Born Again Newbie

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    Was he from Grande-Anse, NB? ;)

    I'm just amazed someone called you and returned it - didn't thing such people existed anymore.
     
  16. DRB

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    Wait and see the rash that breaks out.