So I meet this new girl in town while roping at the arena today and she decided to have a drink with me afterwards at the local watering hole. after alot of shots and innuendos the conversations leads to this ME: So what do you have planned for tomorrow? HER: Why? do you think I am going to be at your house in the morning? ME: how would you like your eggs in the morning? HER: Fertilized...... I was stunned, could only laugh my ass off that I was beaten at my own game.....she was late to work this morning.