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I may have met my match?.....

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  1. gonefirefightin

    gonefirefightin free wieners

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    So I meet this new girl in town while roping at the arena today and she decided to have a drink with me afterwards at the local watering hole.

    after alot of shots and innuendos the conversations leads to this

    ME: So what do you have planned for tomorrow?

    HER: Why? do you think I am going to be at your house in the morning?

    ME: how would you like your eggs in the morning?

    HER: Fertilized......




    I was stunned, could only laugh my ass off that I was beaten at my own game.....she was late to work this morning.
     
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  2. eric strt6

    eric strt6 Resident Curmudgeon

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    pass the fork, he's done
     
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    That is too funny - good catch.
     
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  4. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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    Pics of the eggs or it didn't happen.
     
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    chuffer Monkey

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    somebody pass the popcorn, please.
     
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    stevew unique white person

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    how many times did you spread seed?
     
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  7. gonefirefightin

    gonefirefightin free wieners

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    we didnt get any sleep and very dehydrated come breakfast.....
     
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    she's a keeper .
     
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  9. gonefirefightin

    gonefirefightin free wieners

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    funny you say that, while making breffest one of the eggs was a double yoke?

    spooky? you be the judge

     
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  10. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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    Ok. And what did you eat?
     
  11. gonefirefightin

    gonefirefightin free wieners

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    take a guess........:brows:
     
  12. JohnE

    JohnE filthy rascist

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    Whatever you do, DONT buy her new boobs.

    And oh yeah... :picsstfu:
     
  13. gonefirefightin

    gonefirefightin free wieners

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    no need, she got a gr8 rack

    from my phone.....



    let me find a good pic from her FB


     
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    Nice score!

    Does she ride dirtbikes?
     
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    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    The dog likes her tits too...
     
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    smart dog.
     
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    Beat me to it.... new bewbs means she wants to show them off.......

    HA... even a Bass Pro Shirt!!!! Tonight you should ask her whats the difference between Buttsecks, and goin fishing.... when she asks what... ask her to go fishin
     
  18. gonefirefightin

    gonefirefightin free wieners

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    yes, she rides......... a Turner 5 spot, a cr500 and a gelding
     
  19. eric strt6

    eric strt6 Resident Curmudgeon

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    you got snipped:eek:
     
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    Done.
     
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    This thread is made of win.
     
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    Arkayne I come bearing GIFs

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    This one has bunny boiler written all over it GFF. Run for the hills man.
     
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    that dog looks like it's about to tear off her left boob.
     
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    [jimgaffiganvoice]hot pocket?[/jimgaffiganvoice]
     
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    Is the bay horse yours??? :D
     
  28. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    Mmm....I dunno....I think you should be weary...The stereotypical, Facebook self portrait from above could be cause for alarm.

    Congrats on gettin' some though.
     
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    She rides a CR500, I'm impressed.
     
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    I cannot stop laughing at the dog. My coworker thinks I'm on drugs I'm laughing so hard.
     
  31. gonefirefightin

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    I thought so too, but (like me) she is always doing things on her own.

    For sure! I told her she will switch to a 4 stroke when she rides my 426

    it will wear off after a few hours..
     
  32. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    Can she beat you in an arm wrestle (on your good side)?
     
  33. gonefirefightin

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    I would let her, untill she started getting cocky then I would pull a slyvester stallone and "turn my hat around backwards like a switch" and snap her arm

     
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    You have a 426? What year? I rock an 02 426, really need hotcams though. Starting is such a pain!

    CR500 is very impressive! They scare the crap out of me and I've never rode one.
     
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    gonefirefightin free wieners

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    my yz426f is a 02 as well, plus its plated! it has been the closest thing I have found to the CR500, I seem to be riding my wr450 more than most recently.
     
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    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    .......is the correct answer!
     
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    Cant be that bad.... I mean he already saw it as it was......

    Speaking of which Hey Bret..... Why all shots from the top??? Does it just get bigger on the way down? Or do you just not want to share yet?
     
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  38. gonefirefightin

    gonefirefightin free wieners

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    I dont do fatties!........this ride has a weight limit

     
  39. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    I don't know dude, some guys might feel a little inadequate by a chick who dates horses.
     
  40. gonefirefightin

    gonefirefightin free wieners

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    anything that has to do with horses = $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

    what is this rookie hour?, lol

    that horse it worth 12 grand easy....series lead, with buckle and purse winnings.

    are you seeing the big picture?, picking up what I am putting down?, gathering what I am scattering? or should I get out crayons?
     
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