he is one step way from 'e fiddy'...
god, we live in different worlds.... nothing wrong with it, just diverse... good...
god, we live in different worlds.... nothing wrong with it, just diverse... good...
I met a famous rapper today
- Thread starter TheMontashu
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA, Nope don't think so.valve bouncer said:
You guys should hear how thease rappers talk, it's insane.
i prefer not... but thanks...TheMontashu said:
I reckon if me and Partsy talked with that bloke we'd need an English to English interpreter.TheMontashu said:
Why don't your friends sell their drugs themselves?TheMontashu said:
Yes, UB40 are just crying out to be shot. Please, someone, do the world a favour...Da Peach said:
He'd probably shoot you the first time y'all called him bloke or mate.valve bouncer said:I reckon if me and Partsy talked with that bloke we'd need an English to English interpreter.
so it's not you spamming me with popups?kinghami3 said:No way, that is awesome! I always knew it was just some weird kid with an afro from an add, but I never knew it was a Universal Studios add.
Cause the kind of drugs they were getting from him would have gotten them in jest a we bit of troublefluff said:
Yup, it's in pleasant hilldump said:
Never met a famous rapper.
Met Bob from the old Sesame Street once though. We threw down some "Sunny Day." Crazy how those childrens program actors talk.
Met Bob from the old Sesame Street once though. We threw down some "Sunny Day." Crazy how those childrens program actors talk.
O I met robin williams once, his wife lived next to my grandma for like 30 years.
rigidhack said:
E40 is lame. Some other baycal rap is pretty good.
I hated the hyphie rap when it came out but it has grown on me in a huge waykonabiker said:
Dude, when I went to Cal Maritime E40 used to come out for ladies night at this one bar at the entrance to our school... I think he was the only person that I was half way impressed with that was from Vallejo...
infact this one girl that I dateds father, that had been a Hells Angle since 1969 impressed me more than E40...
I just don't get start struck that much anymore... maybe it has something to do with sitting in the rooms of "...quiters!..." with washed up and semi washed up peeps who used to be on Mtv... or played on Sub pop or SST records...
my parody of your signiture would be " Gamblers Anonomouse is for LOOSERS!"...
but that would be puting down somebody who's at least facing there own demons... so I'm not gonna...
anyways I got to get some sleep now, later.
infact this one girl that I dateds father, that had been a Hells Angle since 1969 impressed me more than E40...
I just don't get start struck that much anymore... maybe it has something to do with sitting in the rooms of "...quiters!..." with washed up and semi washed up peeps who used to be on Mtv... or played on Sub pop or SST records...
my parody of your signiture would be " Gamblers Anonomouse is for LOOSERS!"...
but that would be puting down somebody who's at least facing there own demons... so I'm not gonna...
anyways I got to get some sleep now, later.
TheMontashu said:
From Vallejo, born in OaklandStr8OutaBallard said:
yoakin
M Dre is the tightest thing to come out of Vallejo
I sah E40 again tonight with his wife and kids eating.
Did you ask him about the special sauce?TheMontashu said:
No, I didn't even talk to him he was with his wife and kids. I wasn't about to bother him while he was trying to eat with his family.Str8OutaBallard said:
e40 is overrated....
mac dre. period.
mac dre. period.
Mac dre is good, right now the best rapper out of the bay is federation.
E40!
"You sank my Battleship!"
"You sank my Battleship!"
That's what I say.The Kadvang said:
I'm fycking so down with Mac Dre. Dkad knows what's up.
Did you take his mic away and put an instrument in his hand to see if he had any real talent?
Ay yo! E Foty, he be a REAL BIG FAT RAPPER right yo?
Yo yo man, and your say'n E look like he ate a lot of fat burgers or you say'n E bought a Fat burger!? SAY WHAT MAN!? You say E bought a FAT BURGER!? Yo man, dat is WACK! Yo yo, not only is dat wack, dat is PHAT! Nome' say'n yo!
I can see why he bought one too. Judging from his fat size, it looks like he's been eattin all the profits yo! Nome say'n?
So let me get this straight. You can go to E40's Fat Burger, order a Big Fat Burger, be waited on by a Big Fat Wrapper, and get my Big Fat Burger wrapped up in a Big Fat Wrapper, BY a Big Fat Rapper, for me to take home, right? Yo dat is WACK!
I see a commercial in there somewhaya. You could get Flava Flave to do the "walk in customer" role.
The Scene: Takes place inside Fat Burger
(Flava Flave goes into a Fat Burger. Walks up to E40 at the register.)
E40: Welcome to Fat Burger. Can I take your order?
Flava: Yo man, your album sales musn't be too good for you to be working here man...
E40: Can I take your ORDER Sir?
Flava: Yo sarree dude. Yo I hear deeze burgers is PHAT YO!"
E40: Yes they are Fat Burgers yo!
Flava: Yeh man, then I'll have a Fat Burger.
(E40 brings a burger to Flava Flav. Flav takes a bite out of burger on camera pointing towards E40)
Flava: MMMmmm...Yo man, now DATS PHAT!
(E40 behind counter takes Flav pointing at him saying, "Now Dat's Phat," the wrong way.)
E40: YO MAN, WHO you calling FAT!?
(E40 and his employee posse come out from behind the counter with semi automatic handgun weapons and fire striking Flava Flav in the chest. Close up shot of Flava on the floor bleeding to death with a Fat Burger in his hand and a big smile on his face.)
Flava: Yo Yo man, GO TO FAT BURGER YO!! Take it from me FLAVA FLAVE.., deeze Fat Burgers is worth DYING fo! Yeee-uhhh BOYEEEEE!!!
(Cut to shot of E40 standing over Flava giving the West Coast hand sign.)
E40: West Coast Baby, West Coast! Nome Say'n!
(Cut to logo.)
:
Here come the red blocks from all those the easily offended "activist" left wingers!!
Ay yo! E Foty, he be a REAL BIG FAT RAPPER right yo?
Yo yo man, and your say'n E look like he ate a lot of fat burgers or you say'n E bought a Fat burger!? SAY WHAT MAN!? You say E bought a FAT BURGER!? Yo man, dat is WACK! Yo yo, not only is dat wack, dat is PHAT! Nome' say'n yo!
I can see why he bought one too. Judging from his fat size, it looks like he's been eattin all the profits yo! Nome say'n?
So let me get this straight. You can go to E40's Fat Burger, order a Big Fat Burger, be waited on by a Big Fat Wrapper, and get my Big Fat Burger wrapped up in a Big Fat Wrapper, BY a Big Fat Rapper, for me to take home, right? Yo dat is WACK!
I see a commercial in there somewhaya. You could get Flava Flave to do the "walk in customer" role.
The Scene: Takes place inside Fat Burger
(Flava Flave goes into a Fat Burger. Walks up to E40 at the register.)
E40: Welcome to Fat Burger. Can I take your order?
Flava: Yo man, your album sales musn't be too good for you to be working here man...
E40: Can I take your ORDER Sir?
Flava: Yo sarree dude. Yo I hear deeze burgers is PHAT YO!"
E40: Yes they are Fat Burgers yo!
Flava: Yeh man, then I'll have a Fat Burger.
(E40 brings a burger to Flava Flav. Flav takes a bite out of burger on camera pointing towards E40)
Flava: MMMmmm...Yo man, now DATS PHAT!
(E40 behind counter takes Flav pointing at him saying, "Now Dat's Phat," the wrong way.)
E40: YO MAN, WHO you calling FAT!?
(E40 and his employee posse come out from behind the counter with semi automatic handgun weapons and fire striking Flava Flav in the chest. Close up shot of Flava on the floor bleeding to death with a Fat Burger in his hand and a big smile on his face.)
Flava: Yo Yo man, GO TO FAT BURGER YO!! Take it from me FLAVA FLAVE.., deeze Fat Burgers is worth DYING fo! Yeee-uhhh BOYEEEEE!!!
(Cut to shot of E40 standing over Flava giving the West Coast hand sign.)
E40: West Coast Baby, West Coast! Nome Say'n!
(Cut to logo.)
:Here come the red blocks from all those the easily offended "activist" left wingers!!
hahahahahahaha
e40, underground. hahahahahahahahahahaha
E40 is nowhere near underground. he's about as underground as MAC GAY (macdre)
e40, underground. hahahahahahahahahahaha
E40 is nowhere near underground. he's about as underground as MAC GAY (macdre)
Dre has ben big for a long ass time.aznfreerdr08 said:
yeah thats the point hahaha
I hate this superficial "hyphy" and "crunk" fad, but I can assure you that it takes more talent to put together an over-produced song with a lame hook than you'd think.Chunky Munkey said:Did you take his mic away and put an instrument in his hand to see if he had any real talent?
Anyone who thinks otherwise is obviously missing out by not cashing in on such an easy gig.
stosh said:
Sucks getting old...
i can't believe the thread title isn't:
i met a famous raper today
i met a famous raper today
What about Andre Nikatina? He's good, and actually underground.