[Broken_Spoke]

OK here is the deal. My roommate and his girlfriend are almost always laying on his bed making out. As well as this they are always acting they are in high school around each other. It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't all the time but it is. I have asked them not to do it. That lasted for a week. I know I probably sound like i'm whinning but its getting annoying. What should I do?

 

[JMAC]

Try and find a new roommate?

 

[SkaredShtles]

Move out of Kansas?

-S.S.-

 

[Broken_Spoke]

Try and find a new roommate?

I probly will at semester because I have to move out of this wing of the dorm because they are renevating the rooms

 

[Broken_Spoke]

Move out of Kansas?

-S.S.-

I would but out of state tuition costs too much

 

[Ciaran]

Get a girlfriend.

 

[SkaredShtles]

You could always cut his pecker off with a rusty knife...........

-S.S.-

 

[SkaredShtles]

I would but out of state tuition costs too much

There's more to life than school, Grasshopper........

-S.S.-

 

[JRB]

Tell him that if he is going to continue to make you horny with his chick, he'd better let you hit it for a while. Tell him you want to pound on her, not some HS make out crap. It'll work. I am sure of it.

 

[-dustin]

that ****'s annoying. you live in a dorm, or something?

 

[SkaredShtles]

I've got it! Every time they start making out, pull out your John Thomas and start whacking off. Say in a Barry White-ish voice "Ahhhh loooooooove when you guys start knockin' thu boots in fron' of meh"......

GUARANTEED they'll cut that $hit out.

-S.S.-

 

[JRB]

I've got it! Every time they start making out, pull out your John Thomas and start whacking off. Say in a Barry White-ish voice "Ahhhh loooooooove when you guys start knockin' thu boots in fron' of meh"......

GUARANTEED they'll cut that $hit out.

-S.S.-

yup - nice

 

[BurlyShirley]

How about you leave the room and quit being such a cock blocker?

 

[Broken_Spoke]

Get a girlfriend.

Don't really want or need one now. No I am not gay

You could always cut his pecker off with a rusty knife...........

I don't want to get that close to his man meat.

Tell him that if he is going to continue to make you horny with his chick, he'd better let you hit it for a while. Tell him you want to pound on her, not some HS make out crap. It'll work. I am sure of it.

OH HELL NO. Not this chick. I wouldn't wnat to make out with her ever. she looks manly and like she should be in stergis on the back of a motorcycle with a 50 year old guy that has a white beard down to his waist

 

[-dustin]

How about you leave the room and quit being such a cock blocker?

or how about they leave and go to the girlfriend's?

 

[JRB]

You hate all our ideas, why'd you ask???

 

[Broken_Spoke]

How about you leave the room and quit being such a cock blocker?

if those two made love it would be a sad sad sight not to mention the kids that might arise from it

 

[JRB]

if those two made love it would be a sad sad sight not to mention the kids that might arise from it

Man - you even gheyed up your own thread.

 

[Broken_Spoke]

I've got it! Every time they start making out, pull out your John Thomas and start whacking off. Say in a Barry White-ish voice "Ahhhh loooooooove when you guys start knockin' thu boots in fron' of meh"......

GUARANTEED they'll cut that $hit out.

-S.S.-

That might actualy work i'll give it a try tonight

 

[BurlyShirley]

if those two made love it would be a sad sad sight not to mention the kids that might arise from it

maybe for you, but ol' boy is just trying to get some. and you gotta go off getting all mad about it. dont sweat the small stuff. go ride your bike or something.

 

[JRB]

That might actualy work i'll give it a try tonight

So you wouldn't hit her, and you wouldn't touch his weiner, but you wouldn't mind putting a little rosin on the bow in front of them???

 

[Broken_Spoke]

Man - you even gheyed up your own thread.

hey now if you saw these two you would agree

 

[Broken_Spoke]

So you wouldn't hit her, and you wouldn't touch his weiner, but you wouldn't mind putting a little rosin on the bow in front of them???

hey no one said i had to be looking at them i'll just pull up something on the computer

 

[Broken_Spoke]

that ****'s annoying. you live in a dorm, or something?

Yeah i'm in a dorm

 

[JRB]

Yeah i'm in a dorm

If you think we are hard on you here today, wait until they start calling you the meat spanker in the lounge of your dorm.

 

[Broken_Spoke]

If you think we are hard on you here today, wait until they start calling you the meat spanker in the lounge of your dorm.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO MEAT SPANKER HERE I COME

 

[SkaredShtles]

<snip>dont sweat the small stuff. go ride your bike or something.

I thought it was "Don't sweat the petty things"?



















And definitely don't pet the sweaty things.......

-S.S.-

 

[Broken_Spoke]

I thought it was "Don't sweat the petty things"?



















And definitely don't pet the sweaty things.......

-S.S.-

I know that would come back to give me crap sometime

 

[-dustin]

And definitely don't pet the sweaty things.......

-S.S.-

one of the most amusing things i've read in a while, fo' sho'.

y'all have community showers or private? if private, leave some special juice on the water faucet. won't really do anything, but it'd be funny.

pointing jokes at someone 'cause he jacks off is dumb, unless the butt of the jokes does it like 5 times a day. we all know we (guys) do it, it's not a secret. especially in college...****, i've known people bragging about it. boy, i have some nasty stories from this summer, but i'll spare y'all.

 

[JRB]

one of the most amusing things i've read in a while, fo' sho'.

y'all have community showers or private? if private, leave some special juice on the water faucet. won't really do anything, but it'd be funny.

pointing jokes at someone 'cause he jacks off is dumb, unless the butt of the jokes does it like 5 times a day. we all know we (guys) do it, it's not a secret. especially in college. boy, i have some nasty stories from this summer, but i'll spare y'all.

You've reached an all time low. I am speechless.

 

[SkaredShtles]

You've reached an all time low. I am speechless.

-S.S.-

 

[Clark Kent]

I think that if everytime they did it, you got into a nice loose pair of boxers and sat across the room from them in a watchin them.... Make sure to sit in a way so that they are gett'n a real good veiw of the lobster.... They would stop...If that doesnt work, start messn with yourself when they do it.....

 

[SkaredShtles]

I think that if everytime they did it, you got into a nice loose pair of boxers and sat across the room from them in a watchin them.... Make sure to sit in a way so that they are gett'n a real good veiw of the lobster.... They would stop...If that doesnt work, start messn with yourself when they do it.....

That's already been suggested.........

-S.S.-

 

[Brian HCM#1]

Eat some rank food and keep farting around the place and stink it up so they can't stand to be in the room.

 

[-dustin]

You've reached an all time low. I am speechless.

trust me, i can go a lot lower.

 

[Mustang85]

Eat some rank food and keep farting around the place and stink it up so they can't stand to be in the room.

bahaha and just wear an orange man thong

 

[Broken_Spoke]

Eat some rank food and keep farting around the place and stink it up so they can't stand to be in the room.

did that once, I had a good time bustin ass and watchin them make faces liek they were gonna puke

 

[Broken_Spoke]

bahaha and just wear an orange man thong

i don't knwo if i would trust myself in one of those

 

[Brian HCM#1]

did that once, I had a good time bustin ass and watchin them make faces liek they were gonna puke

Just keep doing it, they wont wanna hang around there much longer

 

[Broken_Spoke]

Just keep doing it, they wont wanna hang around there much longer

But i make my farts so strong even i cna't stand them after a while