Hey everyone i just am about to start riding people YOU people should talk to me and give me some tips please thanx a lot :dancing:
I Need Someone To Talk To
- Thread starter austinchic
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Thanx a bunch hope we'll be great friendz
what do you need to know?
Best Tip: ride alot
Best Tip: ride alot
spend at least $4000 on your bike, that helps everyone
The more you ride, the more you will want to ride. It never ends.
LMAO, cesspool, you're a pretty funny guy.dh boyeee said:
Make sure that your clothing matches your $4000 bike.........that also helps
if you get a red bike, you *must* wear a red helmet, red shoes, red camelback, red sunglasses
you don't want anyone to think you're a noob, do you?
j/k, welcome to the monkey....there's a lot of really friendly, knowledgeable bike people on here.........and then there's Burly (I don't think I've ever read anything about him riding anything)
EDIT: I take that bit back about Burly not riding.....I just read something about riding in the forests of Hawaii
if you get a red bike, you *must* wear a red helmet, red shoes, red camelback, red sunglasses
you don't want anyone to think you're a noob, do you?
j/k, welcome to the monkey....there's a lot of really friendly, knowledgeable bike people on here.........and then there's Burly (I don't think I've ever read anything about him riding anything)
EDIT: I take that bit back about Burly not riding.....I just read something about riding in the forests of Hawaii
the trails in the forests of hawaii move for you, theres no work involved
Are you kidding me? I race. I ride all the time when I dont have mono.MudGrrl said:j/k, welcome to the monkey....there's a lot of really friendly, knowledgeable bike people on here.........and then there's Burly (I don't think I've ever read anything about him riding anything)
EDIT: I take that bit back about Burly not riding.....I just read something about riding in the forests of Hawaii
The first thing that comes to mind when I think of the Burly: Ridemonkey resident wiseass
The fact that you are on Ridemonkey implies that you ride, but I am not all together sure of it (other than you telling me that you race).
I will collect my evidence and come back to you with an answer at a later date.
The fact that you are on Ridemonkey implies that you ride, but I am not all together sure of it (other than you telling me that you race).
I will collect my evidence and come back to you with an answer at a later date.
Ha!
I'll take the title of resident wiseass and wear it with pride. In the meantime, you should come to the spring monkeyfest and ride with us at Pisgah. Some other VA monkeys are coming it seems.
I'll take the title of resident wiseass and wear it with pride. In the meantime, you should come to the spring monkeyfest and ride with us at Pisgah. Some other VA monkeys are coming it seems.
Only if the role of "person who crashes every 5 minutes and lays sprawled on the ground" isn't already taken........
hmmm...are you hot?MudGrrl said:
oh jaysus effin krist!!!!
Are you?
Are you?
No. Not really. But I have nice legs.MudGrrl said:
lol, what is she? some sort of motocross rider? meeh, good times. If you're looking for a red bike, you can buy mine for $4000. helps the community!MudGrrl said:
I AM!MudGrrl said:
check the post your pic thread under the now defunkt name, speedyobnox. we look exactly alike!
what's wrong with guys shaving their legs? hhmmm!?!DHS said:
austinchic,
Welcome. The weekends are a slow time. The best initial advice is just take it easy and have fun. Don't get sucked into the money and style game.
manziman
Search for metrosexual.
J
Welcome. The weekends are a slow time. The best initial advice is just take it easy and have fun. Don't get sucked into the money and style game.
manziman
Search for metrosexual.
J
pfft, I shave for biking.johnbryanpeters said:
I absolutely *adore* men's legs, shaved or not......
call me weird
I think men have much shaplier (more interesting) legs than women
call me weird
I think men have much shaplier (more interesting) legs than women
HAH! I win, Johnbryanpeters!MudGrrl said:
yeah, and right after you win, you SHUT UP
manziman said:
Everybody wins
austinchic .My advise to someone who is about to start riding is, Have Fun thats what it's all about , it's great for the soul.
All the stress of everyday life disapears at the trailhead.
Later E.C.
All the stress of everyday life disapears at the trailhead.
Later E.C.
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They posted the rules. At least they didn't ban you.linestepper said:
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There is a lot of talk on bikemojo, Austin Voodoo. They will even schedule rides. Post up there and they will join. Ride like a girl will kick off soon. They are all skill levels. There are lots of great trails to learn on in Austin. Welcome
maybe they're trying to tell you something...linestepper said:
I sense sarcasm, but, huh?stoney98 said:OMGHI2U!
the best advice is hang out in the lounge, beleive everything that burlyshirley and N8 post and ride alot. the combinatin of these things is bound to give your life new meaning and fullfillment as well as renew a sense of respect for the freedom we have as US citizens.johnbryanpeters said:
and enjoy the monkey
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So are you riding people yet??? Where are you at, austinchic???
Dustin - is this an alter ego???
Dustin - is this an alter ego???
Spend high on wheels and riding shorts. Spend low on front mechs. Ride more than you drive. Oh yah...Be prepared to have most of your threads highjacked!