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Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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Steroids probably aren't a good idea at his age. Just scream at him relentlessly until he has a crippling fear of failure.
 
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JRB

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I thought you were just trying to keep him from being like you. ;)

*good job, Brian's kid.
 
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JRB

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Westy said:
Steroids probably aren't a good idea at his age. Just scream at him relentlessly until he has a crippling fear of failure.
Uhm - do you really think that Brian is one to try to convey failure to anyone??? That's kind of the pot and kettle thing, don't you think??? :think:
 
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JRB

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This could be the first kid thread ever sent to the political forum. :D
 

Curb Hucker

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Feb 4, 2004
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Now brian, I do realize he's probably only 6 or so, but you gotta get him on a bike. This kid just moved to pacifica from Chicago, and just turned 10, you've got 4 years to bring your boy up to speed.

 

BikeGeek

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Jul 2, 2001
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Westy said:
Steroids probably aren't a good idea at his age. Just scream at him relentlessly until he has a crippling fear of failure.
LMAO! And people wonder why I stopped coaching kids soccer. :rolleyes:
 

stratguy1618

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Apr 18, 2004
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Curb Hucker said:
Now brian, I do realize he's probably only 6 or so, but you gotta get him on a bike. This kid just moved to pacifica from Chicago, and just turned 10, you've got 4 years to bring your boy up to speed.

haha I took that pic with Dustin's camera.......Im assuming you know him and kahner
 

ZmanONmaryJ

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Jan 16, 2005
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hahaha or to use as weapons.... my parents have a picture of me hitting a kid in the face with my helmet when i was in tee ball.... i dont remember it all to well, but they said i got pissed cuz the kid tagged me too hard with the ball!
 

arboc!

Turbo Monkey
Dec 18, 2004
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Curb Hucker said:
Now brian, I do realize he's probably only 6 or so, but you gotta get him on a bike. This kid just moved to pacifica from Chicago, and just turned 10, you've got 4 years to bring your boy up to speed.

is he really ten..... *smart ass coment in 3...2...1*
i could do that, hes not even going that big
 

.:Jeenyus:.

Turbo Monkey
Feb 23, 2004
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Brian HCM#1 said:
That and we're talking 5 & 6 year olds with aluminum bats:eek:
Please remind/tell your son never to attempt hitting a basketball with an aluminum bat. That usually hurts. :dead:

Which team ended up winning?
 

Brian HCM#1

MMMMMMMMM MAGA!!!!!!!!!!
Sep 7, 2001
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.:Jeenyus:. said:
Please remind/tell your son never to attempt hitting a basketball with an aluminum bat. That usually hurts. :dead:

Which team ended up winning?
They don't keep score, they just go through the batting order once per 1/2 inning. Technically my son's team won because they did throw 2 kids out on first as the other team didn't.