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MudGrrl

AAAAH! Monkeys stole my math!
Mar 4, 2004
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Boston....outside of it....
Has anyone ever had the following conversation?

Me: Everyone crashes ... it's not like anyone is gonna make fun
Other person: I never crash. I refuse to.
Me: :think: :rolleyes:

The point was brought up that the other person was probably not pushing their abilities.
The other person took offense to that insinuation.

Is it a pride thing?
Is it a ... worried about getting hurt thing?

What's your take?
 

hooples3

Fuggetaboutit!
Mar 14, 2005
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Brooklyn
saying your not gonna crash means one of two things to me

either:

1) all you do is ride on a perfectly paved bike path with no other traffic

2) you just commited yourself to a huge crash in the very near future
 

ncrider

Turbo Monkey
Aug 15, 2004
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Los Angeles
hooples3 said:
saying your not gonna crash means one of two things to me

either:

2) you just commited yourself to a huge crash in the very near future
:stupid: You say that and you'd better find some wood to knock on and quick.
 

MudGrrl

AAAAH! Monkeys stole my math!
Mar 4, 2004
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Boston....outside of it....
hooples3 said:
1) all you do is ride on a perfectly paved bike path with no other traffic
I can even manage to crash on perfectly flat and paved......
had a wonderful spill on a bike in the rain...
I was just skidding across the pavement on my front.
 

Konabumm

Konaboner
Jun 13, 2003
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87
Hollywood, Maryland, United States
Mine was a little more like this....
Me-We have been riding this trail sooo much this year... I know every inch... Hell I haven't crashed in 6 months..

Buddy-You in for it now

30min later......... Separated my shoulder
 

Five

Turbo Monkey
Mar 8, 2003
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West Seattle, WA
hooples3 said:
2) you just commited yourself to a huge crash in the very near future

Jinxed!

I crash a lot...I guess that explains some of the broken bones, etc. Crashing is just part of biking. It'll happen eventually.
 

hooples3

Fuggetaboutit!
Mar 14, 2005
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Brooklyn
MudGrrl said:
I can even manage to crash on perfectly flat and paved......
had a wonderful spill on a bike in the rain...
I was just skidding across the pavement on my front.
I hate when that happens!!!

i was thinking of some over weight lady on her cruiser bike.... rolling along at 5 mph and padded walls.. i should have been more specific :blah:
 

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
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So Cal
Whatever you do, never say "last run..." :dead: last time I said that I ended up inthe hospital with a broken leg. "Last run before lunch..." Yeah, more like last run for a few months!
 

MudGrrl

AAAAH! Monkeys stole my math!
Mar 4, 2004
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Boston....outside of it....
stoney98 said:
A crash is when your friends go, "OH, damn, are you alright *while running to you carcass*.
you forgot the part where they are stifling giggles after seeing you attempt some sort of mid air acrobatic move that would rival the chinese circus team....and you would have pulled it off if it weren't for that dmn tree...


seriously...
some people believe that you truly are not pushing your abilities if you never crash..

would you agree with that?
 

Five

Turbo Monkey
Mar 8, 2003
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West Seattle, WA
MudGrrl said:
seriously...
some people believe that you truly are not pushing your abilities if you never crash..

would you agree with that?
I would agree...although, sometimes you crash just because. Root was wet, corner was washed out, some fool crashed in front of you. There's this step-up at the BMX track that I help build and have jumped countless times - well one time (at band camp) I over jumped it and broke my collarbone...again. I wasn't pushing - it just happens.
 

chicodude

The Spooninator
Mar 28, 2004
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Paradise
MudGrrl said:
you forgot the part where they are stifling giggles after seeing you attempt some sort of mid air acrobatic move that would rival the chinese circus team....and you would have pulled it off if it weren't for that dmn tree...


seriously...
some people believe that you truly are not pushing your abilities if you never crash..

would you agree with that?

I would agree to a certain extent. If you wash out in a berm because you were pushing it, that works.


But if you are a hack, I.E bender....
 

douglas

Chocolate Milk Doug
May 15, 2002
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does a crash involve falling? I have been getting more hurt when I dont crash,I'll hit my knee on a tree, or my handlebar, or bang my ankle on my pedal..........but most times I just keep riding....but slower
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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Sleazattle
I passed a friend during a race on a fast corner he wasn't taking very fast. I tried encouraging him to go a little quicker by yelling "just ride like you can't crash". Moments later my front tire washed out and I crashed hard. I went down about 5 more times that race.
 

I Are Baboon

Vagina man
Aug 6, 2001
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MTB New England
douglas said:
does a crash involve falling? I have been getting more hurt when I dont crash,I'll hit my knee on a tree, or my handlebar, or bang my ankle on my pedal..........but most times I just keep riding....but slower
My shoulder hit a tree Saturday and it hurt (my shoulder, not the tree). I called the tree an asshole. Guess I got the last laugh, eh?
 

Matt H

Monkey
Aug 8, 2005
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stoney98 said:
I rarely ever crash, but I fall alot.

A fall is when you, fall over. Most people fall once every few rides.
A crash is when your friends go, "OH, damn, are you alright *while running to you carcass*. Is he moving?"

Falls are funny, Crashes HURT,
^^same with me, and I agree w/ your definitions of crashing vs falling, especially on slower technical trails...hell yeah, I'm not afraid to lowside off the bike and roll a little bit while the bike tumbles on it's own...but I laugh while I do it.

Crashes are when you go down HARD...and you don't get up for a few minutes. I like my body, and I'm told that I'm stuck with it for the rest of my life, so I do use some energy and precaution to avoid those crashes.

Plus my co-pays for ER visits are too high! :)
 

pixelninja

Turbo Monkey
Jun 14, 2003
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Denver, CO
MudGrrl said:
some people believe that you truly are not pushing your abilities if you never crash..

would you agree with that?
I'm with others in that I agree...to an extent.

I rarely crash, but that's because I tend to ride within my abilities. The other weekend while cruising down some sweet singletrack at a fast (yet safe) speed, I came millimeters away from clipping my handlebars on a tree, which would have resulted in a spectacular crash. I was definitely riding within my abilities, but when those damn trees just jump out at you, there's really nothing you can do about it.
 

boostindoubles

Nacho Libre
Mar 16, 2004
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usually when i crash its because the fun factor takes over the common sense factor........ like jump/whipping a muddy sidehill i've never ridden before straight into my rear tire skidding off the sidehill and throwing me into the uphill. my shoulder still doesnt feel the same 6 weeks later. but i was having fun!

baboon, maybe its better to think that the tree hit your shoulder... whered that come from?
 

blt2ride

Turbo Monkey
May 25, 2005
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Chatsworth
Ciaran said:
Whatever you do, never say "last run..." :dead: last time I said that I ended up inthe hospital with a broken leg. "Last run before lunch..." Yeah, more like last run for a few months!
I agree with that! I never say one more run, that's always the run where something happens. Don't forget about the, "let's get one more before it gets dark." Riiiiiiiiiiiiip, you know what that is, me taking off my knee pads.
 

OGRipper

back alley ripper
Feb 3, 2004
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If we're talking DH/freeride/jumping I tend to agree that people who never crash aren't really pushing themselves. But there are other kinds of riding where I don't think it applies. I know a lot of people who are constantly pushing the limits of their endurance who never crash - mostly roadies and xc guys. They don't care about launching a big gap or riding some sketchy skinny, they push themselves in different ways and expand their limits without ending up in a heap every other ride. But if a bonk is a crash, then they crash often!

I agree with what Stoney said, there are your ordinary get-offs and there are much more serious crashes. I tend to wreck when doing stupid, relatively easy things, usually from just not paying attention or whatever.
 

Skookum

bikey's is cool
Jul 26, 2002
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Crashing is part of the deal. i can ride a gnarl trail without crashing too but then i don't have any fun and it would probably take alot longer to finish too. Both aspects increase your chances of crashing, technical and fatigue. Even with riding in your own ability there are intangibles...
i know people who are really really really really good riders, and once in a great while, they crash too......
i think crashing is in itself, an art form. seriously.
 

GumbaFish

Turbo Monkey
Oct 5, 2004
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Rochester N.Y.
if you ride enough you crash...i think thats it. Heck I crash on trails that I ride all the time and on ones i've never ridden. Its easy to clip a pedal on a stump you don't see or slip on a wet rock or root or grab too much front brake..yadda yadda yadda. I guess there is a difference between a crash and a fall though, i consider a fall like when i have the slow motion i forgot to unclip tumble. Falls I know I am falling , whereas a crash I suddenly find myself on the ground and have to figure out how it happened.
 

TreeSaw

Mama Monkey
Oct 30, 2003
17,810
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Dancin' over rocks n' roots!
I crash and fall often enough to never let those words escape my lips. I have found that I take it easy and I have more little slow-speed crashes that end up hurting worse than the bigger ones used to :think: If you aren't crashing or falling then you probably aren't riding hard enough right :devil:
 

Slugman

Frankenbike
Apr 29, 2004
4,024
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Miami, FL
I don't understand how you can not crash - even when I was just doing XC stuff I'd take spill b/c of some root, or loose section. One of my worst early crashes was after a burner of a ride, we were just spinning heading out on a fire road... wasn't concentrating and BAM - down I go.

Eventually everyone crashes... and eventually everyone gets hurt (http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showthread.php?t=127993)
 

Rockland

Turbo Monkey
Apr 24, 2003
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Left hand path
Recently is def been those little things that have hurt me. My ankles esp. To save myself from going down, I end up stomping a foot down. It feels like something inside the ankle is squished bad. Prob not far from the truth.
 

Clark Kent

Monkey
Oct 1, 2001
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Mpls
I have a friend who "never crashes" of course he will only take a line he is absolutely sure to clean, won't ride in any kind of inclement weather, cant track stand for his life ..... The best thing is that if a chick comes up to him and starts up a conversation, when the question comes up "so what do you do" my bud the bartender says. "oh, I race mountain bikes" YAH...Thats going to impress the gals..... :confused:


Just talking about this gives me the willies....Tempting fate is never good...

I crash all the time...Hopefully not today though......

Hopefully that will apease the gods and I wont bif on the way home tonight!
 

sanjuro

Tube Smuggler
Sep 13, 2004
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SF
MudGrrl said:
Has anyone ever had the following conversation?

Me: Everyone crashes ... it's not like anyone is gonna make fun
Other person: I never crash. I refuse to.
Me: :think: :rolleyes:

The point was brought up that the other person was probably not pushing their abilities.
The other person took offense to that insinuation.

Is it a pride thing?
Is it a ... worried about getting hurt thing?

What's your take?
Who likes to crash? When I ride XC, I instinctually take the easier line. But I also ride FR and I will try to go over stuff I won't do on my XC bike.

I think what bugs you is the attitude. Acting arrogant about crash avoidance makes anyone else's crashes look bad.
 

altagirl

Monkey
Aug 27, 2002
160
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Utah
My former boss rode dirt bikes - but said that if he fell more than once a decade, he was selling his bike. So he wouldn't ride anything rocky, sandy, techincal.... Why waste your time?? Just freaking drive your car.

And I know a guy who says that about skiing - he's insistent that there's no reason you should ever fall unless you're being reckless. Come on... the way I see it the only way you could NEVER fall would be if you're so conservative you're never having any fun either.


I WOULD understand if you're using it as a positive thinking technique - tell yourself you never fall and you're less likely to. But unfortunately, the people I've met who say it are trying to make themselves sound like they're so advanced they're just better than the rest of us, when really they're just using it as a rationalization for why they won't try anything even a little bit risky.