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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by jonKranked, May 6, 2008.
Fla. Teacher Accused Of Wizardry
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for doing a magic trick??... what is this? the salem witch trials??
he could always apply at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry :biggrin:
Just think what would have happened if he had tried to teach evolution...
He'd get fired for teaching scientology?
Did he turn a student into a newt? I hate florida
Remember, Florida is the state who's legislature voted bestiality to be still legal again this year.
Well yeah! Have you seen southern women?
You guys are all overlooking the fact that he made a toothpick disappear!!!!
The devil is in him, I say.
How do you know he is a witch?
Be- because he's, ... made of wood?
.....and what do we do with wood?
Build a bridge out of him?
He got better.
Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
I wonder how many people quoting Python have actually seen it?
I've got the special edition DVD, buddy! :biggrin:
For the great unwashed:
One of the truly great movies.
Seen it time and time again :biggrin:
Seen it, and Life of Brian.
Always look on
side of life!
I tend to hum that little tune when on a particularly difficult uphill climb.
Please don't confuse Florida with the South. Floridiots are species unto themselves.
The South has some of the most beautiful women to be found anywhere.
Wait, uhh, I mean they're all hags, don't move here.
Floridians, i fart in your general direction.
your mother was a hamster! and your father smelt of elderberries!
now GO AWAY! or I shall taunt you a second time!
alright, we'll call it a draw.
Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.
Meanwhile, back on subject...
a little more info on the story.
so this is actually real?
Evidently so, m'Lord.
Apparently. Looks like Florida is trying to put The Onion out of business.
i read a newspaper article saying that about half of the adults in the US don't put creedence in the theory of evolution.
time for a revival?
in clearwater FL, obviously
That post has credence.
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
Your Percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they will put you in the dock
And you won't come back
They would have never shown this in class