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I really hope this is fake... but then again it IS Florida...

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  1. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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  2. shamrock

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    for doing a magic trick??... what is this? the salem witch trials??
     
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    he could always apply at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry :biggrin:
     
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  4. r464

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    Just think what would have happened if he had tried to teach evolution...
     
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  5. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
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    He'd get fired for teaching scientology?
     
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  7. Upgr8r

    Upgr8r High Priest or maybe Jedi Master

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    Did he turn a student into a newt? :crazy: I hate florida
     
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  8. Kanye West

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    Remember, Florida is the state who's legislature voted bestiality to be still legal again this year.
     
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  9. eaterofdog

    eaterofdog ass grabber

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    Well yeah! Have you seen southern women?
     
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    You guys are all overlooking the fact that he made a toothpick disappear!!!! :shocked:

    The devil is in him, I say.

    Burn him.
     
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    How do you know he is a witch?


    Be- because he's, ... made of wood?
     
  12. Damo

    Damo Short One Marshmallow

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    .....and what do we do with wood?
     
  13. JohnE

    JohnE filthy rascist

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    Build a bridge out of him?
     
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    $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    He got better.
     
  16. Damo

    Damo Short One Marshmallow

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    Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
     
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    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    I wonder how many people quoting Python have actually seen it?
     
  18. G-Cracker

    G-Cracker Monkey

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    I've got the special edition DVD, buddy! :rant: :biggrin:
     
  19. Damo

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    For the great unwashed:



    One of the truly great movies.
     
  20. Upgr8r

    Upgr8r High Priest or maybe Jedi Master

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    :stupid:

    Seen it time and time again :biggrin:
     
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    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    Seen it, and Life of Brian.


    Always look on
    the bright
    side of life!
     
  22. vtjim

    vtjim Beware of Milo & Otis

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    I tend to hum that little tune when on a particularly difficult uphill climb. :cheers:
     
  23. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    Please don't confuse Florida with the South. Floridiots are species unto themselves.

    The South has some of the most beautiful women to be found anywhere.

    Wait, uhh, I mean they're all hags, don't move here.
     
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    Floridians, i fart in your general direction.
     
  25. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    your mother was a hamster! and your father smelt of elderberries!

    now GO AWAY! or I shall taunt you a second time!
     
  26. Sandro

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    alright, we'll call it a draw.
     
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    Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.
     
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    Damo Short One Marshmallow

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    Evidently so, m'Lord.
     
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    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    Apparently. Looks like Florida is trying to put The Onion out of business.
     
  32. narlus

    narlus Eastcoast Softcore
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    i read a newspaper article saying that about half of the adults in the US don't put creedence in the theory of evolution.

    :crazy::huh::wtf:
     
  33. $tinkle

    $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    time for a revival?
    in clearwater FL, obviously
     
  34. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    That post has credence.
     
  35. splat

    splat Nam I am

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    Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
    Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
    It's swell to have a stiffy
    It's divine to own a dick
    From the tiniest little tadger
    To the world's biggest prick
    So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas
    Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
    Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
    Your Percy or your cock
    You can wrap it up in ribbons
    You can slip it in your sock
    But don't take it out in public
    Or they will put you in the dock
    And you won't come back
     
  36. r464

    r464 Turbo Monkey

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    They would have never shown this in class