he could always apply at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry :biggrin:The teacher said he is concerned that the incident may prevent him from getting future jobs
Just think what would have happened if he had tried to teach evolution...
He'd get fired for teaching scientology?Just think what would have happened if he had tried to teach evolution...
Well yeah! Have you seen southern women?Remember, Florida is the state who's legislature voted bestiality to be still legal again this year.
How do you know he is a witch?You guys are all overlooking the fact that he made a toothpick disappear!!!!
The devil is in him, I say.
Burn him.
Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?Build a bridge out of him?
I've got the special edition DVD, buddy! :biggrin:I wonder how many people quoting Python have actually seen it?
I've got the special edition DVD, buddy! :biggrin:
Seen it, and Life of Brian.I wonder how many people quoting Python have actually seen it?
I tend to hum that little tune when on a particularly difficult uphill climb.Seen it, and Life of Brian.
Always look on
the bright
side of life!
Please don't confuse Florida with the South. Floridiots are species unto themselves.Well yeah! Have you seen southern women?
your mother was a hamster! and your father smelt of elderberries!Floridians, i fart in your general direction.
alright, we'll call it a draw.your mother was a hamster! and your father smelt of elderberries!
now GO AWAY! or I shall taunt you a second time!
so this is actually real?Meanwhile, back on subject...
http://www.tampabays10.com/news/local/article.aspx?storyid=79533
a little more info on the story.
Apparently. Looks like Florida is trying to put The Onion out of business.so this is actually real?
time for a revival?i read a newspaper article saying that about half of the adults in the US don't put creedence in the theory of evolution.
:huh:
That post has credence.time for a revival?
in clearwater FL, obviously
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penisSeen it, and Life of Brian.
Always look on
the bright
side of life!