[DRB]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14836453/from/RS.5/

CHICAGO - Prosecutors dropped all charges Wednesday against a man who claimed an airport security guard misheard him when she thought he'd said a sexual device in his backpack actually was a bomb.

Mardin Amin, who appeared in a Cook County Circuit Court Wednesday, has said he actually told the female security guard at O'Hare International Airport last month that the small, black object was a "pump" — as in a penis pump.

And in other Penis related news...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14838641/from/RS.1/

A woman pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct in connection with a bizarre incident in February that resulted in a fake penis being microwaved at a convenience store.

Utterly weird....

 

[-dustin]

what did you type into Google to find this?

 

[binary visions]

He typed in "penis" but accidentally hit the regular search button instead of Image Search.

 

[mastercycleman]

He typed in "penis" but accidentally hit the regular search button instead of Image Search.

You learned this from personal faliure aye?

 

[DHS]

where's that freakin rep button

 

[valve bouncer]

And in other Penis related news...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14838641/from/RS.1/


Utterly weird....

What's weird about that?

 

[DRB]

What's weird about that?

That its against the law somehow.

 

[DRB]

And even more penis news

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14905485/

Surgeons in China who said they performed the first successful penis transplant had to remove the donated organ because of the severe psychological problems it caused to the recipient and his wife.

There had been no signs of the 10-centimeter (4-inch) organ being rejected by the recipient’s body. But Hu said more cases and longer observation are needed to determine whether sexual sensation and function can be restored.

“The patient finally decided to give up the treatment because of the wife’s psychological rejection, as well as the swollen shape of the transplanted penis” Hu added.

 

[urbaindk]

I guess he couldn't stand the thought of his wife sleeping with another man('s penis).

Wait, there's a King Missle song in this story somewhere...

 

[DRB]

I guess he couldn't stand the thought of his wife sleeping with another man('s penis).

Wait, there's a King Missle song in this story somewhere...

I was about to reference this and your post in the burger thread but refrained.....

 

[$tinkle]

this thread means nothing without pictures.

 

[DRB]

this thread means nothing without pictures.

You want pictures of penises?

 

[$tinkle]

You want pictures of penises?

just to make sure we're comparing kielbasas to brauts

 

[MudGrrl]

I would have loved to have been in the convenience store when the 'nis was getting nuked..........


that must have been hilarious.

 

[MudGrrl]

safe for work if you turn your speakers down (or just put on headphones).

 

[urbaindk]

I was about to reference this and your post in the burger thread but refrained.....

Well, now I'm curious. Where's the beef?

 

[llkoolkeg]

And even more penis news
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14905485/
Quote:
Surgeons in China who said they performed the first successful penis transplant had to remove the donated organ because of the severe psychological problems it caused to the recipient and his wife.

I guess neither one could fully adapt to a 10" african schwantz on a 5'4" asian gentleman. Love should be colorblind.

Quote:
There had been no signs of the 10-centimeter (4-inch) organ being rejected by the recipient’s body. But Hu said more cases and longer observation are needed to determine whether sexual sensation and function can be restored.

Well, I guess that blows my theory out of the water. Even though they specifically said that the petite pecker was not rejected by the recipient's body, it appears to have been rejected by the prospective recipient's body. Perhaps she was holding out for the sequel.

Quote:
“The patient finally decided to give up the treatment because of the wife’s psychological rejection, as well as the swollen shape of the transplanted penis” Hu added.

"Give up the treatment"??? What a bizarre way of describing the asking for a refund on a product that has clearly been removed from its original packaging and used! That's not a pair of Zips you're bringin' back to the WalMart, now! And what the hell was the problem with it's "swollen shape"? During arousal, did it tranform from a flaccid baby-peter into a fvcking carnival balloon animal or something?

 

[DRB]

llkoolkeg is on FIRE today

 

[DRB]

Well, now I'm curious. Where's the beef?

With your wife's condition, I'm pretty sure I know where it was...... :biggrin:

 

[urbaindk]

Yes, aren't you the clever one.

Here's another little piece of note worthy news. Nothing to do with penii but almost as good:

"Doctor gives stripper a hand"

 

[$tinkle]

"Doctor gives stripper a hand"

ah, yes: "the stranger"

 

[DRB]

And in even more penis related news

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15849599/

A man who mailed a bomb to a doctor because he was angry about how his penis enlargement surgery turned out was sentenced to four years and 10 months in prison.

 

[kidwoo]

The link to terra and the male unit becomes clearer every day.