I scored a sick goal today.

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  1. dirttastesgood

    dirttastesgood Turbo Monkey

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    First lacrosse practice of the season was today and I scored an epic goal. I beat the defensive middy and was about to roll dodge around the defender when my shoe came off and I started fall. I took the shot, took out the defender, the defender than took out the middy who had been guarding me, and the shot went in. I'm covered in turf burns now but it was worth it.
     
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  2. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    I thought that was a Title 9 sport?
     
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    dirttastesgood Turbo Monkey

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    Sure looked like it today.
     
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  4. jcook90

    jcook90 Turbo Monkey

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    So if you beat a middy he was behind you, and how do you hit someone and they in turn bounce into that middy who was behind you?
     
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    CRoss Turbo Monkey

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    What is it with kids now a days not being able to tie shoes. I see more kids losing shoes riding bikes and in other sports.:disgust1:
     
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    dirttastesgood Turbo Monkey

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    Defenders shift and one defender comes up to cover the middy who's driving than the middy who got beat is chasing and then shoe goes bye bye and they collide.
     
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  7. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    :rofl:
     
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  8. dirttastesgood

    dirttastesgood Turbo Monkey

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    Haha.
    Sorry your so bitter because you suck at lacrosse.
     
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    FrontRangeDH Monkey

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    I never played, just work in a shop that sells tons of the stuff and have heard a lot of jokes
     
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  10. jcook90

    jcook90 Turbo Monkey

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    I'm confused. I'm really not excited for lacrosse though
     
  11. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    Lacrosse?

    Sounds frenchy.

    No thanks...
     
  12. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    its actually "La Crosse", the French term for a person who cross dresses. Or any other weird fvcker who can't pick one gender and stick with it.
     
  13. cannondalejunky

    cannondalejunky ease dropper

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    so when does the stripper show up and the team runs the train on her
     
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    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    CRoss Turbo Monkey

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    Damn, those shoes logged some serious frequent flier miles.
     
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    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    If he had a nickel for every time his shoe flew off, he could buy himself some armor.
     
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    dirttastesgood Turbo Monkey

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    It sucks.
     
  18. Da Peach

    Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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    Actually, "un crosseur" is a slang term which loosely translates to "a jerkoff".

    Make of that what you will, jerkoff.
     
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    .Pit Steelers. Nostradumbass

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    I dont get it still, one guy hit the other guy and when that first got hit the second guy he hit him out of the way of the goal and you scored
     
  20. Spero

    Spero ass rainbow

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    I kinda miss that game...along with checking little guys back into the womb.