[rideit]

No drugs, booze, nothing.
And now I'm all whacked out, and need a freakin' nap.
Yeesh.

 

[Full Trucker]

Sounds like it's time to pump yourself full of booze and drugs and go for a ride.

 

[SLOPE]

Yeah, too much sleep is like too little sleep.

Wife and I went to Monster Jam the other day and ended up sleeping till noon. Crazy!

 

[Full Trucker]

Wife and I went to Monster Jam the other day...

Sounds rednecky...

 

[eaterofdog]

Were you roofied? Does your bottom hurt?

 

[rideit]

No, but my dog is walking funny, and growling at me.

 

[4130biker]

Based on the evidence, I'm pretty sure you and your dog were abducted by aliens.

 

[rideit]

Is it really abducted if I agreed to go for a ride?

 

[rideit]

I figured it out...it was my anniversary yesterday. I am nine years of exhausted.

 

[bizutch]

Is it really abducted if I agreed to go for a ride?

Were you the rider or ridee?

 

[WestCoastHucker]

i have not slept for 10 days....

















because that would be too long.....
(mitch hedberg r.i.p.)

 

[rideit]

Were you the rider or ridee?

I am the videographer.