[TN]

yeah. because i got this headache. i was trashed to the max last night & went to see this Metalica cover band & all they were playing was Neil Sedaka. F'n sucked. So I yelled at the knucklehead singin', next thing I know I go to take a piss & a few minutes later I woke up in a pool of my own urine & blood. what a night. I think I am going to smoke another doobie, throw the lycra on & go for a killer ride.
peace out.

 

[Skookum]

oops.... :

 

[JRB]

Do you mean shorts, or zebra print pants???

*good job skooks.

 

[Roasted]

Must have missed the fact you quit? Is that why smoking a J is signifigant? Or do you normally hit up the bong?

 

[lovebunny]

well because it makes him feel better i bet.

 

[TN]

???

uh...what was the question?

 

[McGRP01]

None for me until I get out of work @ 6p.

 

[Roasted]

I forget.

 

[Ciaran]

I think I'll join you... <pack pack pack>..... <flick flick>..... <gurgle gurgle, bubble bubble>.... whoosh! <hack hack cough cough>...

Ahhh... yes. Very nice...

 

[lovebunny]

best post ever!!!! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

[gschuette]

Oh that was hilarious!

 

[HTFR]

hey man so did i, and the day befor that, hum and the day befor that... man im jonesin'

 

[reflux]

awesome. it's a rare day when we can say that something interesting happens on rm during the weekend. thanks!

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Just before you blacked out, did you faintly hear someone humming the eight grain bread jingle?

 

[=[Stinky]=]

"I smoke two joints in the morning... I smoke two joints in the afternoon"

 

[chicodude]

"I smoke two joints in the morning... I smoke two joints in the afternoon"

" I smoke two joint before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more"

 

[shocktower]

Hell I thought you where just a pole smoker

 

[arboc!]

" I smoke two joint before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more"

i smoke two joints in time of peace and 2 in time of war....
this still puzzles me, the song is smoke 2 joints yet at the beginning its the sound of a bong...

 

[Roasted]

Its a special water attachement....

 

[HTFR]

i smoke two joints in time of peace and 2 in time of war....
this still puzzles me, the song is smoke 2 joints yet at the beginning its the sound of a bong...

what you've never smoked a J and a bong in the same sitting?

 

[golgiaparatus]

a few minutes later I woke up in a pool of my own urine & blood

Remember anything that led up to this part?

 

[SkaredShtles]

Sounds like you had a great time.....

-S.S.-

 

[dh girlie]

You got knocked the f out by a dude singing Neil Sedaka songs???
and woke up from it in a pool of piss? HAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[narlus]

note to self:

stay away from the violent air supply cover bands.

 

[dh girlie]

I could just see the guy pummeling TN punctuating every line in STOP, oh yeah wait a minute mr. postman with each punch.

 

[TN]

Remember anything that led up to this part?

This long haired dude & Spiderman.

 

[dh girlie]

This long haired dude & Spiderman.

Quit being so vague and tell us what happened...unless you were hallucinating...what was in that fat j?

 

[dh girlie]

Speaking of smoking dope...My friends brought 5 or 6 fatties of the bubonic chronic to the MC show...they smoked EVERY one of them...unbelievable...

 

[Wumpus]

Quit being so vague and tell us what happened...unless you were hallucinating...what was in that fat j?

Ya'll are just work day wonders. Try to keep up.

 

[Skookum]

Ya'll are just work day wonders. Try to keep up.

Yah it was great entertainment this weekend with Bedtime for Bonzo reruns as well as this lame ripoff thread followed by the the best thread of all time that is much like making an over the back basketball shot from half court and making it on accident thread

 

[dh girlie]

Ya'll are just work day wonders. Try to keep up.

Thank you...that was friggin hilarious!