MOTHER F#($*#*$#($# PIGS!!!!! Thats all I have to say! How in the twenty first century can someone get poop on a bathroom floor? Not in a stall either, right in the middle of the floor.... I'm walking to the pisser and the next thing I notice is my foot sliding... I look down and there is a huge smashed turd.... most if it is wrapped around the sides of my dress shoe.
Don't even ask how I had to clean it off. Freaking GROSS.
To make matters worse, as I'm cleaning up my boss walks in and ask who sh!t on the bathroom floor... Looks over at me and just starts laughing his ass off.
Don't even ask how I had to clean it off. Freaking GROSS.
To make matters worse, as I'm cleaning up my boss walks in and ask who sh!t on the bathroom floor... Looks over at me and just starts laughing his ass off.