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  1. Konabumm

    Konabumm Konaboner

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    MOTHER F#($*#*$#($# PIGS!!!!! Thats all I have to say! How in the twenty first century can someone get poop on a bathroom floor? Not in a stall either, right in the middle of the floor.... I'm walking to the pisser and the next thing I notice is my foot sliding... I look down and there is a huge smashed turd.... most if it is wrapped around the sides of my dress shoe.

    Don't even ask how I had to clean it off. Freaking GROSS.

    To make matters worse, as I'm cleaning up my boss walks in and ask who sh!t on the bathroom floor... Looks over at me and just starts laughing his ass off.
     

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  2. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Suck it up, Princess.
     
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    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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  4. eaterofdog

    eaterofdog ass grabber

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    At least you didn't slip and fall into it. Could have been much worse.
     
  5. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Who doesn't check the bathroom floor, anyways? It's a bathroom... it may be a miniscule chance... but there could be $hit on the floor.
     
  6. Konabumm

    Konabumm Konaboner

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    I will take some blame here - I was looking in the mirror as I was walking.
     
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    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    In this case, that would have been glorious. :D
     
  8. Jeremy R

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    $hit happens.
     
  9. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    For some reason I am not at ALL surprised. :busted:

     
  10. Konabumm

    Konabumm Konaboner

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    there was a bunch of women in the hall talking - I wanted to make sure the tie was straight when I walked out
     
  11. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    A crooked tie would have been SO much worse that **** on your shoe.
     
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    CBJ Turbo Monkey

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    What kind of crack house are you working in?
     
  13. eaterofdog

    eaterofdog ass grabber

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    So did you get a sample to DNA test? Someone needs to die.
     
  14. Konabumm

    Konabumm Konaboner

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    thats what blows my mind - its a professional place..... Must have been some blue collar worker
     
  15. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

    Where's that Nelson / HA HA pic when I need it?
     
  16. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    Does it need an urban dictionary name?

    "The Tuscon tap shoe" or something?
     
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    Have you never visited New York? I've only visited twice, yet learned quickly to always watch where one steps. A rogue poop always appears when you least expect it.
     
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    The stealth pooper strikes again. Happened at work too, but thankfully I was able to watch my step just in the knick of time.
     
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    Here somebody has started sticking buggers on the wall in the bathroom. Happened where I worked before too. Really strange fetish albeit not as strange as pooping on the floor.
     
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    IH8Rice I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!

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    you should take a sample and send it away to get the DNA.
    it would seem you have a sh!tty office
     
  21. moff_quigley

    moff_quigley Why don't you have a seat over there?

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    Well just went to the bathroom again - someone wrote the word poop on the wall in front of the first urinal.... not only did he crap on the floor but now tagging the walls
     
  23. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    Why are you going to the bathroom so often?
     
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    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Suppose plausible deniability has anything to do with it?

    I think we just discovered who the closet floor-pooper is. :disgust1:
     
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    Failed at that, didn't you?
     
  27. Konabumm

    Konabumm Konaboner

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    I drink alot of water - planning on riding tonight and its hot out..... hydration hydration hydration
     
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    eaterofdog ass grabber

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    Ninja'd!

    Did he write poop WITH poop? This is getting pathological.
     
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    Dartman Old Bastard Mike

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    Sh!t happens.
     
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    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    This thread stinks:rimshot:
     
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    How did you have to clean it off?
     
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    mandown Poopdeck Repost

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    I guess that guy just went a little beyond "Touching Cloth"
     
  34. Konabumm

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    I've been known to do that a few times..... Can't wait to watch it on my new iPhone!
     
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    Dartman Old Bastard Mike

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    What was the thread about a guy having to clean poo in front of his store?
     
  37. MMike

    MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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  38. Konabumm

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    Well it has happened again - this time the poor women that cleans the bathroom found it. I big pile of crap sitting about a foot in front of the toilet. Amazing!
    I was in a meeting with upper mgmt and they were talking about the "incident". Some mgmt wanted to know if they should send out an email warning the person. Other mgmt wanted to know if they could put a video camera in the bathroom.... HAHA we have nicknamed the guy "Turd Burgle"

    So the "Turd Burgle" has our building in a uproar..... more time come I'm sure.
     
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    the saga continues...