I think I'm beginning to understand women better

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  1. ito

    ito Mr. Schwinn Effing Armstrong

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    Cause that's the only explaination I have for the excitement I have towards my underwear.

    I'd say 90% of my wardrobe cost less than one pair of these, but I must say it is money well spent.

    Up to 10 days with one pair and no washing while working in the desert, no problems. 6 days with this current pair and everything is dry and clean.

    http://www.rei.com/product/694431?vcat=REI_SEARCH

    As good as icecream-stuffed-doughnuts!
     
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  2. DirtyMike

    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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  3. ito

    ito Mr. Schwinn Effing Armstrong

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    If I can wear my underwear for 10 days and not feel bad about it then I think anything is possible.
     
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  4. loco-gringo

    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    I have 2 women that I would like to tell that you can wear your underwear for 10 days and see if things appear more clear to me. :think:
     
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    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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  7. ito

    ito Mr. Schwinn Effing Armstrong

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    Well, that is going to make things slightly more difficult to work.
     
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    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    I thought these were magical underwear. :confused:
     
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    I feel pretty, oh so pretty...
     
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  10. DirtyMike

    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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  11. ito

    ito Mr. Schwinn Effing Armstrong

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    Magical, not Mormon.
     
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    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    Understanding women? Unpossible. That's like enjoying light cream cheese.
     
  14. ito

    ito Mr. Schwinn Effing Armstrong

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    They make it in light?

    :disgust1:
     
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    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    Cream cheese and hairy man ass.....

    This thread is making me queazy.
     
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    Nick My name is Nick

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  17. ito

    ito Mr. Schwinn Effing Armstrong

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    You obviously need to work on controlling your gag reflex.
     
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    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    And add in the thought of not changing you drawers for ten days and You have Projectile vomitting, resulting in the New, free for the next hour Ridemonkey Diet Deluxe!!!!! Better and cheaper than a Ti Spring!!! Drop 15 pounds in just one night!!!!! Just read it, look and Up it comes!!!!














    Sorry, Ive had a few!!!
     
  19. ito

    ito Mr. Schwinn Effing Armstrong

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    I wish I had the same excuse.
     
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    bluebug32 Asshat

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    You may be starting to understand women, but you're going to have a hell of a time finding one who will stick her hands anywhere near 10-day-old briefs. :shocked:
     
  21. ito

    ito Mr. Schwinn Effing Armstrong

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    That's why I take them off before getting down to business. :lighten:
     
  22. Spero

    Spero ass rainbow

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    I have a bunch of these also. Pricey, but well worth it IMO. I haven't come across much of anything that can compare.
     
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    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Hey, you're right! You are understanding women better.
     
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    X3pilot Texans fan - LOL

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    understanding women...
     
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    laura DH_Laura

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    Can we explore your definition of "clean"?

    And I am still not getting connection between your understanding women, and wearing the same underwear for ten days. I am beginning to think that you threw that in there so that people would ignore the fact that you have been wearing the same underwear for 10 days to make jokes about how women are sooooo difficult/impossible to understand. Here's what I don't understand. How somebody who's been sitting around in the desert in the same underwear for 10 days can even pretend that they are "clean".

    Women's excitement towards underwear has very little to do with how many consecutive days they can wear them before they are officially "dirty".
     
  28. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    I've spent weeks at a time unbathed in the woods and no matter the quality of the underwear I'm changing them at least every other day. Call me a neat freak I guess.

    Instead of post cards I like to send people my dirty underwear after a good trip so it is helpfull to have several pairs available.
     
  29. moff_quigley

    moff_quigley Why don't you have a seat over there?

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    I second this sentiment.
     
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    urbaindk The Real Dr. Science

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    I have two pairs, for backpacking they are the bomb and worth the money. They have lasted many seasons and many miles. I can't say that I would ever wear one pair 10 days straight but I have rotated them day on day off for over a week with no ill effects (i.e. my junk didn't chaff or fall off.)
     
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    Westy the teste

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    On one of my trips a friend started to suffer from chaffing. It was more debilitating than the stress fracture I had in my foot and the sprained ankle another person had. He suffered like a dog for 35 miles.
     
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    To quote Jack Nicholson...

    Receptionist: "How do you write women so well?"
    Melvin Udall: "I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."
     
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    Spero ass rainbow

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    Been there. I'd rather have nasty blisters than bad chafing. I always bring a bottle of Gold Bond with me nowadays - that stuff is a lifesaver.
     
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    i just got a pair of those and i have to say that i have found the holy grail of underpants.

    i wish i could afford to replace the rest of my underwear with these.
     
  36. gsweet

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    i second this; my one pair just lasted me 5 days of field mapping in the northern philippines. think hot, humid and sunny. the key is that they're quick drying, so you can wear them for the day, wash them in soap and water at night, and they're dry by morning!

    edit: laura, i think the whole beginning to understand women wasn't so much a literal statement as a connection. women (and solely women) seem to have a wide variety of interesting and fun underwear whereas guys just have the standard boxers, boxer briefs or budgy-smugglers. thus it's hard for us to understand the opposite sex's excitement with regards to panties. so ito's new-found fascination with his underwear has led him to begin to grasp the joys of underwear possession due to a very definitive functionality. or i could just be talking out of my ass...time to go change.
     
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    Changleen Paranoid Member

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    Talking about understanding women whilst posting about underwear you wear for multiple days = Fail.
     
  38. JohnE

    JohnE filthy rascist

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    Who wears underwear? All you need is baby wipes and Gold Bond. No time for socks and underwear.

    And understanding women? Never...
     
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    wow, someone who figured out that you can WASH these wonder fabrics and they dry out over night. No need to wear for 10 days straight without washing... that is... ew... doesn't matter how much you spent on it.

    gg
     
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