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loco-gringo

Crusading Clamp Monkey
Sep 27, 2006
8,884
6
Deep in the heart of TEXAS
Lots of guys have a fetish for chick shoes. This is not the place to post about it though.
Coming from the guy that wants drums he can fish off of. :think:

you might want to grab one of these for a match ensemble :biggrin:











actually i like the first two. :thumb:


If you were worthy of a comment about how you'd make a great stripper or porn star, I'd say I'd like to see it. However....:lighten:
 

eaterofdog

ass grabber
Sep 8, 2006
7,329
513
Central Florida
You can go to any county fair in this area and see people wearing all of that rootin tootin gear. And entire families wearing all camo.

And nobody is being ironic.
 

loco-gringo

Crusading Clamp Monkey
Sep 27, 2006
8,884
6
Deep in the heart of TEXAS
You can go to any county fair in this area and see people wearing all of that rootin tootin gear. And entire families wearing all camo.

And nobody is being ironic.
You have to go to the roping pen or a horse show for that. The fairs are full of GIs wearing really pointy boots with metal toe caps. My wife wants me to go dance with her. My concession is that I will get different boots for it. I want nice ones.
 

r464

Turbo Monkey
Oct 17, 2006
2,608
0
Earth
Never type "gay cowboy" into Google image search

(just a public service announcement)
 

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
9,844
11
So Cal
Who makes the boots?

Cowboy boots may not be very stylish but they do represent (from the boot makers point of view) one of the pinnacles of the craft.

And a very well made pair of cowboy boots may well be one of the most comfortable, long lasting pair of shoes you'll ever own.

That said, I am not a big fan of cowboy boots.
 

giantrider89

Monkey
Oct 16, 2006
423
0
P-town, MN
i think the last boots aren't too bad.....ostrich can look pretty fly....

but PLEASE tell me all those dont have square toes! God damn do i hate that new trend.....and THAT WOULD be very queer like!



Never type "gay cowboy" into Google image search

(just a public service announcement)

I really hope you're just saying that, and you didnt actually learn that the hard way! I dont think 'safe search' can even save you from that! :shocked::plthumbsdown::clue::bonk::banghead::huh::wtf::dead:
 

loco-gringo

Crusading Clamp Monkey
Sep 27, 2006
8,884
6
Deep in the heart of TEXAS
I decided that I could buy cool bike parts for $400, so I backed out on the boots today. I am still shopping for pearl snap shirts though. I buy at least one a week. It's my new bike shop trend. I hope to have America wearing them to work on and sell bikes soon. I am getting boots in the fall. Seems more practical.
 

Jeremy R

<b>x</b>
Nov 15, 2001
9,534
618
behind you with a snap pop
My wife wants me to go dance with her. My concession is that I will get different boots for it. I want nice ones.
If someone does not post a youtube clip of you and your wife line dancing while you are rocking out a pair of the special edition brokeback boots posted above, then we really do live in a cruel and unjust world.
 

Serial Midget

Al Bundy
Jun 25, 2002
12,720
1,441
Fort of Rio Grande
I shoveled **** out of horse stalls when I was 15 - it was recommended that I get a pair of western boots since there where less places for the **** to stick on the smooth soles.

From a utilitarian standpoint - cowboy boots make sense on the farm.

From a more urban standpoint - the heels will make your ass gay bar hot. :thumb:
 

PatBranch

Turbo Monkey
Sep 24, 2004
10,460
8
wine country
Who makes the boots?

Cowboy boots may not be very stylish but they do represent (from the boot makers point of view) one of the pinnacles of the craft.

And a very well made pair of cowboy boots may well be one of the most comfortable, long lasting pair of shoes you'll ever own.

That said, I am not a big fan of cowboy boots.
 

loco-gringo

Crusading Clamp Monkey
Sep 27, 2006
8,884
6
Deep in the heart of TEXAS
Alright. All of you "you're a fag cowboy" bitches win. I'm not getting them til' fall. I am gonna buy some really gay Euro looking white road shoes and flame it around in bib shorts without a jersey, though. I might even cut circles where my nipples go. I hope you are all proud of yourselves. :rant:

Now leave me alone before I get my feelings hurt.
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
13,965
35
Lots of guys have a fetish for chick shoes. This is not the place to post about it though.
.Pit Steelers. gave me neg rep for this. :rofl: Looks like someone is touchy about shoe fetishes.

:think:


Eww.
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,027
3
Denver
.Pit Steelers. gave me neg rep for this. :rofl: Looks like someone is touchy about shoe fetishes.

:think:


Eww.
Careful, Splat will come along and -rep you for commenting about -rep... unless he was just in a bitchy mood that day?