You have to go to the roping pen or a horse show for that. The fairs are full of GIs wearing really pointy boots with metal toe caps. My wife wants me to go dance with her. My concession is that I will get different boots for it. I want nice ones.
I decided that I could buy cool bike parts for $400, so I backed out on the boots today. I am still shopping for pearl snap shirts though. I buy at least one a week. It's my new bike shop trend. I hope to have America wearing them to work on and sell bikes soon. I am getting boots in the fall. Seems more practical.
If someone does not post a youtube clip of you and your wife line dancing while you are rocking out a pair of the special edition brokeback boots posted above, then we really do live in a cruel and unjust world.
Alright. All of you "you're a fag cowboy" bitches win. I'm not getting them til' fall. I am gonna buy some really gay Euro looking white road shoes and flame it around in bib shorts without a jersey, though. I might even cut circles where my nipples go. I hope you are all proud of yourselves.