[MMike]

I don't know what my probelm is lately.

I'm been so clumsy, bashing my head on stuff, dropping things, knocking stuff over... and now this morning, I finally did it... I rear-ended someone in traffic. I was only doing about 5 kph... No damage to my jeep... but the Camry I hit didn't do so well. The rear bumper-shell thingy shattered. Some guy had been weaving through traffic. traffic slowed at the light. so I slowly caught up to him. I turned my head for a second to have a look at the guy. And just when I did, the guy in front of me stopped. So I hit him....

I can't believe I'm being such a retard lately....

I'm going to start wearing my helmet

 

[BurlyShirley]

sounds like SIDS to me.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Nice job, Retardo Montalban.........



-S.S.-

 

[narlus]

stop eating aluminum foil.

 

[biggins]

what the hell is a kph?




















neaky:

 

[SkaredShtles]

what the hell is a kph?

Fishy, fishy, fishy, fish..........

Ooooooooooooohhhhhh fishy!



-S.S.-

 

[MMike]

stop eating aluminum foil.

If you can think of a better way to keep killer robots away, I'd like to hear it.

 

[Fathead]

Either the drugs aren't working or you need to get laid, or both.

Just in case, better fix both problems: double the dope and go git sum.

 

[Toshi]

perhaps it's time for you to move to the "retirement community"

 

[MikeD]

Just stick to driving the Rascal. The liability is a lot less.

 

[biggins]

MMike is having a "senior moment"

 

[zod]

don't eat the paint chips.....................

 

[Acadian]

you drove too long amongst stupid motorists...now you're one...

 

[HippieKai]

well we all knew there was something wrong with you already so i belive this is a moment of self realization.

 

[RhinofromWA]

MMike just can't adjsut to the REAL beer they have up there. He always was a light wieght. (Opening myself up to all sorts of nasty combacks from MMike )

 

[LOS]

you drove too long amongst stupid motorists...now you're one...

Couldn't have said it better myself. That and the fact that Montreal dope is laced with pcb.

 

[McGRP01]

Pregnant?

 

[Skookum]

So easy to see the problem. MMid-life crisis.

 

[highlander1]

Sh!t happens to the best of us....just limit your journey to one beer per sitting.