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blue

boob hater
Jan 24, 2004
10,160
2
california
AIGHT!

So, today...what an enormously odd day.

The bicycle in question, my DJ/urban bike, and my daily commuter/grocery getter, my Ellsworth Specialist I built up a month ago:



Today my boss had me drive him home so he could pick up his Jeep from the shop. I get back to work (I work in a deli/sandwich shop), and discover Caitlin (my girlfriend, whose last day was today...she got work study) had left to pickup her celebratory leaving lunch for everyone from the Atlantic Cafe. I grabbed my bike from the front of the deli and rode to meet her, as I hadn't told her what I want (we work in Downtown SLC, everything is relatively close). We get back, and I throw my bike into the alcove which is in my plain sight 90% of the time I'm working. I usually clamp down my Avid Mechanicals as a precautionary measure, but I was starving and completely blew it off when I put my bike back. We ate lunch at 3. At 4, I'm sweeping, I look outside, and my bike is gone. Caitlin's is still there.

Freak out. So I drive around downtown hunting for it, searching for a bum on a nice bicycle. After about half an hour, I suspend my search and hitup the pawn shop across the street to see if anyone came in with it. They said they didn't take bikes, and sent everyone with them to a place about a mile south. So I dropped by the bike shop a half block from the deli, as it had a slow leak in the front tire and a non-qr seatpost clamp (setup low DJ style). They hadn't seen it, but said they'd beat the **** out of anyone who came by with it. I returned to the deli, and myself and Caitlin went home. I printed off some "stolen bike" sheets in a matter of seconds, and hitup the local bike shops with them. No luck. Tried going to forementioned pawnshop to arrive 2 minutes after closing. So, I caved and headed to the SLCPD. Filed a report, and they said they'd let me know, and that I could "lay the grip down" on anyone I saw riding it.

Hence, I suggested we head over to the Gateway (Salt Lake's outdoor mall) and go ask the ghetto tube-changers at Dick's Sporting Goods if they'd seen it around, as the Gateway is next door to a few homeless shelters, as well as a popular bum hangout (Pioneer Park). We happened to find a parking space near Pioneer Park, so I suggested we hit it up first while it was still light (7 PM). We start canvassing the park, and upon first entrace see three police cars parked on the grass (they enjoy harassing the bums). As we near the end of our park-search, I notice a guy on a black bike near the basketball courts with disc brakes. "Odd...few people 'round these parts have bikes with disc brakes..." Upon closer inspection, I saw the TALAS and confirmed identification of the bike. Closer inspection also revealed the rider to be a huge black dude watching his friends play basketball. 19 year old Nate isn't going to lay the grip down on him. Sos, I had Caitlin watch him, and I went to snag an utterly convenient cop. Cops roll across the park in their cars towards courts...dude on bike acts completely non-chalant and doesn't seem to know what's going on. Cops accost him, I get the bike back. He spoke little English, and said he hadn't been the one that stole the bike. I kind of believe his story due to his behavior, but I could care less. The cops then asked me, after getting my info, what I "wanted to do at that point". Let him go...press no charges...I was happy to get my bike back. No need to send another person into "the system". Cue funny look from cop. Are people really that angry?

4 hour recovery time. I thought my bike was gone forever...I've learned my lock lesson. This has been one of the weirdest and up and down weeks of my entire life...
 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
43,104
15,184
Portland, OR
Lucky bastard! Glad to hear you got it back.

The last bike I lost was off my 2nd story balcony in the middle of the day. I was home and heard something outside. A quick look and I saw nothing, including my bike. The dude had jumped down with the bike and was picking it up when I looked over the edge. By the time I was out the door and down the stairs, he was shifting gears and gone.

The cops in San Diego laughed when I wanted to file a report. They said they had zero luck ever recovering bikes and wished me the best of luck on my search.
 

valve bouncer

Master Dildoist
Feb 11, 2002
7,843
114
Japan
Good on ya for not pressing charges. Now go buy a lottery ticket...your good luck and karma points must be at an all time high.
 

blue

boob hater
Jan 24, 2004
10,160
2
california
valve bouncer said:
Good on ya for not pressing charges. Now go buy a lottery ticket...your good luck and karma points must be at an all time high.
There's no lottery in Utah...wanna mail me one? :help:

I'm tempted to put a big sign on it on Monday that says "Look what I got back, bitch."
 

blue

boob hater
Jan 24, 2004
10,160
2
california
I don't think it would've made a difference, and I don't think the dude took it (he would've been charged).

A meth/heroin junky is gonna steal no matter what.

Prosecution would've been easy, seeing as how I know the entire DA's office...
 

jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
20,050
8,770
Nowhere Man!
blue said:
I don't think it would've made a difference, and I don't think the dude took it (he would've been charged).

A meth/heroin junky is gonna steal no matter what.

Prosecution would've been easy, seeing as how I know the entire DA's office...
So let me see if I have this straight. A meth/heroin junky stole your ride. Then he saw the guy who you got it back from and said to himself "hey what a nice guy, I think I will give him this expensive bike I just stole from blue". And since he was mistakenly in possesion of your stolen property. He should get off scott free because he actually didn't steal your bike and is a nice guy who needed a second chance.

:think:
 

Secret Squirrel

There is no Justice!
Dec 21, 2004
8,150
1
Up sh*t creek, without a paddle
blue said:
I don't think it would've made a difference, and I don't think the dude took it (he would've been charged).

A meth/heroin junky is gonna steal no matter what.

Prosecution would've been easy, seeing as how I know the entire DA's office...
That could be a bad thing! :rofl: (But I think I know what ya mean.) I once knew the entire ER staff at my local hospital....that was bad....b-a-d...bad...too many broken bones for me...

Glad you got your bikey back. Hard lesson to learn, but still good to hear ya found it. I'm still searching for my two....someday I'll get to beat someone down for it!!

Get Partsbara to send ya a ticket for the mega millions. You'll win for sure!:cool:
 

blue

boob hater
Jan 24, 2004
10,160
2
california
jdcamb said:
So let me see if I have this straight. A meth/heroin junky stole your ride. Then he saw the guy who you got it back from and said to himself "hey what a nice guy, I think I will give him this expensive bike I just stole from blue". And since he was mistakenly in possesion of your stolen property. He should get off scott free because he actually didn't steal your bike and is a nice guy who needed a second chance.

:think:
Or Bob the methnugget needed a quick way to get to Pioneer Park to get his fix, saw an unlocked bike, and ditched upon arrival. It doesn't look like a pricey ride to the untrained eye.

There's a myriad of things that could've happened. I don't feel the need to consume public resources/time with a petty bike thief in the system, especially when in my mind at the moment the guy who would be charged with the theft probably didn't commit it. He didn't need the hassle, I didn't need the hassle, the courts don't need the hassle.

I saw no reason to exact retribution on an innocent party.

Ya dig?
 

jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
20,050
8,770
Nowhere Man!
blue said:
Or Bob the methnugget needed a quick way to get to Pioneer Park to get his fix, saw an unlocked bike, and ditched upon arrival. It doesn't look like a pricey ride to the untrained eye.

There's a myriad of things that could've happened. I don't feel the need to consume public resources/time with a petty bike thief in the system, especially when in my mind at the moment the guy who would be charged with the theft probably didn't commit it. He didn't need the hassle, I didn't need the hassle, the courts don't need the hassle.

I saw no reason to exact retribution on an innocent party.

Ya dig?
I guess. I am an angry person. I gotta stop being so angry.
 

MudGrrl

AAAAH! Monkeys stole my math!
Mar 4, 2004
3,123
0
Boston....outside of it....
I've had two bikes stolen.


I'd be pretty mad if I got another one stolen.

I would have pressed charges.

I understand not wanting to waste other people's time and resources, but at the same time, they (the thieves) obviously don't care about my time and resources.

How did dude get the bike?
If someone sketchy walks up to me and says... hey, free bike, you want it? I would actually think about the situation.... where did they get it? Do I think they paid for it? Am I paying for the bike? Free bikes don't fall out of the sky. Free shiny bikes that look like they've been taken care of especially don't fall out of the sky.


And at the same time, if you get offered a really nice bike from a sketchy person, do you take it (in the hopes that you keep it out of someone else's hands)? Do you post pics in bike shops trying to get it back to the owner? What happens if the owner sees you with his/her bike?
 

golgiaparatus

Out of my element
Aug 30, 2002
7,340
41
Deep in the Jungles of Oklahoma
Wow man... thats a crazy story. Glad you got your bike back. Maybe you should build up an actual beater bike... you know maybe a 90's chromo Giant or a specialized or something where the frame can be had for under $100. Build it up with spare parts, a cheap but smooth drivetrain, and a good older XC fork or even a rigid... that way if it gets stolen you wont be out several thousand dollars. You current 'gorcery getter' is pretty damn sweet, WAY too sweet to be leaving it parked on the street ever, period.
 

ffonsok

Monkey
Dec 6, 2005
692
0
i didnt know that there were heroin junkies in Utah, just mormons

or black people for that matter

good thing you got it back man