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I thought the gym was there so we could be...Healthy?

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
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Can't these tips be filed under "duh!"?

I'm the furthest thing from a germaphobe, but anyone who uses public showers with bare feet make me ill.
 

jonKranked

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Nov 10, 2005
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newsflash! gyms are full of fat people

fat people are sweaty and gross (at least when at the gym)

anyone see the correlation?
 

reflux

Turbo Monkey
Mar 18, 2002
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No freaking ish.

I once walked into my gym locker room and saw a guy shaving his junk near the sink. I walked right back out.
 

Spero

ass rainbow
Jul 12, 2005
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No freaking ish.

I once walked into my gym locker room and saw a guy shaving his junk near the sink. I walked right back out.
Who the hell thinks that's alright to do?

A friend of mine saw a dude in the steam room that had a massive tat of two dongs wrapped around each other in front of a heart with two dude's names below it. Now that is funny.
 

MTBstud12

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Jan 24, 2008
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Who the hell thinks that's alright to do?

A friend of mine saw a dude in the steam room that had a massive tat of two dongs wrapped around each other in front of a heart with two dude's names below it. Now that is funny.
Note: Do not sit near man in steam room with dong tattoo!
 

loco-gringo

Crusading Clamp Monkey
Sep 27, 2006
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No freaking ish.

I once walked into my gym locker room and saw a guy shaving his junk near the sink. I walked right back out.
I don't see a problem. If the grass is tall and needs to be knocked down, who are you to stifle a man??? Guys don't shave their junk to impress folks at the gym. It's to keep the straw out of the ladies' mouths. If it has to happen at the gym, so be it.
 

Spero

ass rainbow
Jul 12, 2005
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I don't see a problem. If the grass is tall and needs to be knocked down, who are you to stifle a man??? Guys don't shave their junk to impress folks at the gym. It's to keep the straw out of the ladies' mouths. If it has to happen at the gym, so be it.
I'm sure dong-tattoo-man agrees with this sentiment.
 

jaydee

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Jul 5, 2001
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What's with all the panophobic paranoia these days? You can't get sick from a barbell unless you happen to beat a guy with AIDS to death with it first. If you never touch anything that isn't pre-soaked in antibiotics, you won't even have an immune system. For fvck's sake, I've been swimming in public pools and using gyms and crapping in public toilets for 50 years, and I've never caught so much as a zit. It's not like your body will become instantly covered in goo-dripping sores if you touch a doorknob without your rubber gloves. I eat streptococcus for breakfast.
 

laura

DH_Laura
Jul 16, 2002
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I think there are laws against having a dude shaving his junk in the women's locker room.
I can only imagine that there are things as equally strange going on in the women's locker room. Although a tattoo of two vaginas wrapped around each other would be something to see.
 

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
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I can only imagine that there are things as equally strange going on in the women's locker room. Although a tattoo of two vaginas wrapped around each other would be something to see.
Indeed. Though I would rather see that in a sculpture. Or maybe live performance art?
 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
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Portland, OR
I don't see a problem. If the grass is tall and needs to be knocked down, who are you to stifle a man??? Guys don't shave their junk to impress folks at the gym. It's to keep the straw out of the ladies' mouths. If it has to happen at the gym, so be it.
Not by the sink, though. That's to be done in the shower. If you are too fat to see your own junk without the use of a mirror, then I doubt there are ladies to impress at that point.