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I want a title. How can I get one?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by LordOpie, Jan 28, 2008.

  1. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    I'd like to be Steve, Earl of Denver. Archduke would be kind of cool.

    Where do you get titles? Are they just given away? can you buy one? Are you always knighted when you get a title?

    Viscount?
     

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  2. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    BV said I had to go down on him 1000101001000111011 times.
     
  3. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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  4. Nick

    Nick My name is Nick

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    I believe you have to kill some Englishmen.
     
  5. Broken_Spoke

    Broken_Spoke Mr. Big Hot Pastrami

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    Why do you need a title?
     
  6. Dartman

    Dartman Old Bastard Mike

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  7. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Need? I don't need no stinkin' title.

    But it would be cool!

    "Hi, this is the Earl of Denver, I'd like a reservation at 7:00pm for dinner. Yes, "Earl", I'm royalty damnit!" :D
     
  8. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    You have to dress in funny clothes, and make your own armour. Wear said armour while beating on your friends with sticks while pretending you are some frikking king arthur dude while everyone at ridemonkey makes fun of you.

    Do that for about 4 - 5 years and if you get very good at whacking your friends some other frikkin king arthur dude will give you a title.

    Loads of fun but don't post about it on Ridemonkey.
     
  9. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    OOhhh, I can be "Viscount of Lichtenstein"!
     
  10. splat

    splat Nam I am

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    hmm for $197 I could become Lord Splat.

    I bet IAB would charge less for his "titleing" sevices
     
  11. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    "Lightning Bolt, Lightning Bolt, Lightning Bolt!"

    :busted:
     
  12. loco-gringo

    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    They should name you "Sir Viscount, Earl of old bad ass bmx saddles".
     
  13. r464

    r464 Turbo Monkey

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    Earl of Beer?
     
  14. loco-gringo

    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    Or you could just be .
     
  15. Dartman

    Dartman Old Bastard Mike

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    Wasn't he found dead in Mary Kate Olsens apartment?
     
  16. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    Will work for beer.

    :picsstfu:


    I wanted to be knighted by the Queen. How do I hook that up?
     
  17. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    As silly as my hobby is those people are not us. Even I make fun of those people. of course no one listens... a geek is a geek is a geek....

    And yes, I know my hobby is silly. :) But it's loads of fun.
     
  18. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    See! He had the right idea. I need a posse, a horse, some armor, and a David Bowie theme song.
     
  19. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Your hobby is far better than Civil War Re-enactors. Good lord.
     
  20. loco-gringo

    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    . :D
     
  21. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    Wait just a minute here!!!!

    You already have a title!

    LORD is a title, and you are the Lord O' Pie!!! What more do you want!?!

    The Honourable Lord O' Pie?

    Duke O' Pie?

    Sir Pie?
     
  22. narlus

    narlus Eastcoast Softcore
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    looks like brian helped out.
     
  23. Dartman

    Dartman Old Bastard Mike

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    All you have to do is change your stars!
     
  24. loco-gringo

    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    Read the f*#king thread, stosh. He wants to be "earl".
     
  25. binary visions

    binary visions The voice of reason

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    Just for that, your Harry Potter title is gonna be with you for life.
     
  26. loco-gringo

    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    You think he's gonna come up short on that number, eh???
     
  27. SPINTECK

    SPINTECK Turbo Monkey

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    Lord???

    HOw about Knight. Knight of the changing table!!!!

    (hear that, that's the clock of your real freedom counting down, but I know you don't mind b/c "it's part of you". I've been up 'til 3am w/part of me the last few nights and up at 6:30am w/the other part of me. And it' s not the part of me most of the RM guys are going to insert into this comment)
     
  28. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    Just like the nightmare of going down on you 1000101001000111011 times.
     
  29. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Ha!

    Shield of Diapers, activate!
    Stosh is Ciaran?

    Can I be "Lord o'pie" and "Earl of Sandwich"?
     
  30. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    How 'bout Der Burger Meister?
     
  31. cannondalejunky

    cannondalejunky ease dropper

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    i think you have to go down to the courthouse to get a title... or maybe the dmv...i can't ever remember
     
  32. loco-gringo

    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    Welcome to Der Weinerschnitzel, may I take your order???
     
  33. binary visions

    binary visions The voice of reason

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    If anyone else mentions the word "short" in relation to this joke, they're getting banned.
     
  34. HAB

    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    I almost did, without reading this post. :busted:
     
  35. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    I'm not getting the joke? Why is "short" a problem?

    You can PM me if it's inappropriate.
     
  36. binary visions

    binary visions The voice of reason

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    :panic:

    It's not a very lengthy explanation.
     
  37. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    I get "lengthy" and "short", but seriously, this is MY thread -and- I'm Royalty, so I demand that someone let me in on the joke!
     
  38. Spero

    Spero ass rainbow

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    I believe that title belongs to RM as a whole.
     
  39. johnbryanpeters

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    Don't be short... ahhh... tempered.
     
  40. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    i still want "Baconologist" as my title.